Deadflow3r said:

I can not believe I have not asked this yet;

What do people think about tongue rings?

I have always wanted one but did not want to wear it all the time.

I hear now that they have these "retainers" now that don't show when you wear them so that everyone doesn't need to always see that u have your tongue pierced.

I REPEAT

I am very serious here

I am planning on doing it this month. I enjoy giving blow jobs jobs and I think that this will only enhance my enjoyment.

However, it does have a skanky look sometimes.

But if I got a retainer I would not always have to wear the tongue ring.

So please, give me your opinions

[Edited 1/28/12 10:43am]

I sucked a dick once. It was like 5 years ago. I was drunk, but not that drunk.

I guess I was really bad at it. Which is weird because I'm really good at eating ice cream and hotdogs.

Where's paintedlady?

has anyone ever been 'accidently' bitten??? did it hurt???? did it kill the moment or were u able to carry on????

and to the 'biter' was is really an accident???????

ThisOne said:

has anyone ever been 'accidently' bitten??? did it hurt???? did it kill the moment or were u able to carry on????

and to the 'biter' was is really an accident???????

i have a helluva thumper,

i feel teeth, i'mma thump a knot

on that knoggin.

that's why i have all my panamours

to get into practicin "THE PELICAN THANG!!!"

if she can't do that, we may have a prollum.

bboy87 said:

Where's paintedlady?

sucking my man's dick...

Gahhhhd damn, THIS is entertaining!

paintedlady said:

bboy87 said:

Where's paintedlady?

sucking my man's dick...

[img:$uid]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly4ekaIl551qb3obb.gif[/img:$uid]

Nobody answered my question so I'll ask it again, I need answers people!

Don't you hate it when you're blowing a guy and you think he's enjoying it because he's saying shit like "aw shit" and "yeah, just like that" but then he proceedes to pull his dick out of your mouth only to shove it right back in and you gag to the point of almost throwing up? I hate it when they do that!

I think it's called "mouth-fucking"...yeah not a fan of that at all.

Terrib3Towel said:

Nobody answered my question so I'll ask it again, I need answers people!

Don't you hate it when you're blowing a guy and you think he's enjoying it because he's saying shit like "aw shit" and "yeah, just like that" but then he proceedes to pull his dick out of your mouth only to shove it right back in and you gag to the point of almost throwing up? I hate it when they do that!

I think it's called "mouth-fucking"...yeah not a fan of that at all.

i LOOOOOOOOOOVE fuckin mouth...

that's why i only do women that can

do the "PELICAN THANG"... they are fans

bboy87 said:

paintedlady said:

sucking my man's dick...

[img:$uid]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly4ekaIl551qb3obb.gif[/img:$uid]

bboy87 said:

paintedlady said:

sucking my man's dick...

[img:$uid]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly4ekaIl551qb3obb.gif[/img:$uid]

HAHAHAHAAA

I have spent far too long in relationships with women purely based on their blowjob skills

Youth

Terrib3Towel said:

Nobody answered my question so I'll ask it again, I need answers people!

Don't you hate it when you're blowing a guy and you think he's enjoying it because he's saying shit like "aw shit" and "yeah, just like that" but then he proceedes to pull his dick out of your mouth only to shove it right back in and you gag to the point of almost throwing up? I hate it when they do that!

I think it's called "mouth-fucking"...yeah not a fan of that at all.

Oh I never experienced that at all.

But I will tell you about the first time I sucked a dick. I was a teen and with my first BF. I decided to go down on him and I guess he got excited, real excited so he thought it would be a good idea to grab me by my ears and hair and start humping the hell out of my face. My arms started to flail because he stood to his feet and started thrusting hard. I couldn't breath at all and could not get my hands on his hips to push him off.... so I bit down.

I bit him so hard I drew blood. He fell to the floor clutching his dick screaming while I coughed and caught my breath. I got up and just walked out his room and went home. I was lucky that jerk had a small dick... thrusting at my face so hard like that, damn ape!

That was the LAST time I tried to suck his dick and it would be YEARS before I would try to suck a dick again. I was 29 when I became open to trying fellatio again.

Its been groovy ever since.

[Edited 1/30/12 14:17pm]

paintedlady said:

Terrib3Towel said:

Nobody answered my question so I'll ask it again, I need answers people!

Don't you hate it when you're blowing a guy and you think he's enjoying it because he's saying shit like "aw shit" and "yeah, just like that" but then he proceedes to pull his dick out of your mouth only to shove it right back in and you gag to the point of almost throwing up? I hate it when they do that!

I think it's called "mouth-fucking"...yeah not a fan of that at all.

Oh I never experienced that at all.

But I will tell you about the first time I sucked a dick. I was a teen and with my first BF. I decided to go down on him and I guess he got excited, real excited so he thought it would be a good idea to grab me by my ears and hair and start humping the hell out of my face. My arms started to flail because he stood to his feet and started thrusting hard. I couldn't breath at all and could not get my hands on his hips to push him off.... so I bit down.

I bit him so hard I drew blood. He fell to the floor clutching his dick screaming while I coughed and caught my breath. I got up and just walked out his room and went home. I was lucky that jerk had a small dick... thrusting at my face so hard like that, damn ape!

That was the LAST time I tried to suck his dick and it would be YEARS before I would try to suck a dick again. I was 29 when I became open to trying fellatio again.

Its been groovy ever since.

[Edited 1/30/12 14:17pm]

Lawd.

Terrib3Towel said:

paintedlady said:

Oh I never experienced that at all.

But I will tell you about the first time I sucked a dick. I was a teen and with my first BF. I decided to go down on him and I guess he got excited, real excited so he thought it would be a good idea to grab me by my ears and hair and start humping the hell out of my face. My arms started to flail because he stood to his feet and started thrusting hard. I couldn't breath at all and could not get my hands on his hips to push him off.... so I bit down.

I bit him so hard I drew blood. He fell to the floor clutching his dick screaming while I coughed and caught my breath. I got up and just walked out his room and went home. I was lucky that jerk had a small dick... thrusting at my face so hard like that, damn ape!

That was the LAST time I tried to suck his dick and it would be YEARS before I would try to suck a dick again. I was 29 when I became open to trying fellatio again.

Its been groovy ever since.

[Edited 1/30/12 14:17pm]

Lawd.

She'll have you in shock at times

Okay. Where's the "pics and videos" that were promised?!?!

KidaDynamite said:

Okay. Where's the "pics and videos" that were promised?!?!

KidaDynamite said:

Okay. Where's the "pics and videos" that were promised?!?!

I demand paintedlady to give up her collection

We know she got a video! GIVE IT UP!

[img:$uid]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lry34ctzbZ1qc8eed.gif[/img:$uid]

bboy87 said:

KidaDynamite said:

Okay. Where's the "pics and videos" that were promised?!?!

I demand paintedlady to give up her collection

We know she got a video! GIVE IT UP!

[img:$uid]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lry34ctzbZ1qc8eed.gif[/img:$uid]

Nah, see you gonna have to lay off of my sister.

Anyone else is welcomed, though.

KidaDynamite said:

bboy87 said:

I demand paintedlady to give up her collection

We know she got a video! GIVE IT UP!

[img:$uid]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lry34ctzbZ1qc8eed.gif[/img:$uid]

Nah, see you gonna have to lay off of my sister.

Anyone else is welcomed, though.

Oh, here come Ms. "I made lasagna but can't send you pictures". Don't make me get on a plane

[img:$uid]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw4k4qL7WR1qkspc7.gif[/img:$uid]

all I gotta sniff out Motions Hair Conditioner and Cocoa Butter and I'll find you

[Edited 1/31/12 2:25am]

bboy87 said:

KidaDynamite said:

Nah, see you gonna have to lay off of my sister.

Anyone else is welcomed, though.

Oh, here come Ms. "I made lasagna but can't send you pictures". Don't make me get on a plane

[img:$uid]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw4k4qL7WR1qkspc7.gif[/img:$uid]

all I gotta sniff out Motions Hair Conditioner and Cocoa Butter and I'll find you

[Edited 1/31/12 2:25am]

I don't use neither one of those. Now hush before I pull a thread from out of your Coogi sweater.

KidaDynamite said:

bboy87 said:

Oh, here come Ms. "I made lasagna but can't send you pictures". Don't make me get on a plane

[img:$uid]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw4k4qL7WR1qkspc7.gif[/img:$uid]

all I gotta sniff out Motions Hair Conditioner and Cocoa Butter and I'll find you

[Edited 1/31/12 2:25am]

I don't use neither one of those. Now hush before I pull a thread from out of your Coogi sweater.

[img:$uid]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwxsdi5FDA1qbej4j.png[/img:$uid]

bboy87 said:

KidaDynamite said:

I don't use neither one of those. Now hush before I pull a thread from out of your Coogi sweater.

[img:$uid]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwxsdi5FDA1qbej4j.png[/img:$uid]

[img:$uid]http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w9/Purplemistress/25sv09yjpg.gif[/img:$uid]

Smart folks do not keep physical evidence of any questionable activity.

paintedlady said:

Smart folks do not keep physical evidence of any questionable activity.

I messed it up a photo of me being on the recieving end of the blow job does excist (although you can't see me in the picture...you can clearly see she is using mines)

[img:$uid]http://www.dreamstime.com/blow-bubbles-thumb10332819.jpg[/img:$uid]

dollarsandcheese said:

paintedlady said:

Smart folks do not keep physical evidence of any questionable activity.

I messed it up a photo of me being on the recieving end of the blow job does excist (although you can't see me in the picture...you can clearly see she is using mines)

[img:$uid]http://www.dreamstime.com/blow-bubbles-thumb10332819.jpg[/img:$uid]

see, she got THE LOOK

BUT SHE GOT THE MOVES!!!

SPLASHEDIT

[Edited 1/31/12 13:40pm]

I LOVE this thread. Such comedy relief.

Did we really exaust this subject?