KingBAD said:

Serious said:

I am sure there are many men who'd love to be the hero in your future sexy blowjob stories !

speak for yourself

I am a woman!!!!

Serious said:

KingBAD said:

speak for yourself

I am a woman!!!!

yes you arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre

and i have you on my wishlist...

Deadflow3r said:

Serious said:

It wasn't always there I think.

So do you have any sexy bj-stories to share?

My goal in this lifetime is to have some sexy bj stories to share!!!

My daughters father did not like blow jobs

then i was celebate for 10 years

Then i joined the internet dating world were many men sent pics of their dicks

most had wives or girlfriends so i could not go to their house

they were planning to come to my place

sorry, but i don't have a place for u to come over to

so that ended it for most of them

Then i met the fat guy

his dick did not go far past my lips unless he pushed my head far into his stomach

it was like fucking a turtles head stuck in an airbag

it was horrible

i am determined that these will not be my last blow job memories

i will blow again

i am one determined woman

awwwww even turtles need love

KingBAD said:

Serious said:

I am a woman!!!!

yes you arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre

and i have you on my wishlist...

Well I take it as a compliment, but my mouth belongs exclusively to only one man .

Tittypants said:

Deadflow3r said:

My goal in this lifetime is to have some sexy bj stories to share!!!

My daughters father did not like blow jobs

then i was celebate for 10 years

Then i joined the internet dating world were many men sent pics of their dicks

most had wives or girlfriends so i could not go to their house

they were planning to come to my place

sorry, but i don't have a place for u to come over to

so that ended it for most of them

Then i met the fat guy

his dick did not go far past my lips unless he pushed my head far into his stomach

it was like fucking a turtles head stuck in an airbag

it was horrible

i am determined that these will not be my last blow job memories

i will blow again

i am one determined woman

Damn, you just got involved with the wrong fat guy. he just wasn't packing whatsoever....

Titty, there is no way I would agree to fuck a fat guy again. Not that fat. NOPE!!! They need to pay, and pay big big money, to some professional sexpert to get a blow job.

I always hate it when woman bitch about a mans dick size since men can not do a thing about it. However, if you don't have much to work with in that department, keep that tummy FLAT!!!!!

is not fat ..

Serious said:

KingBAD said:

yes you arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre

and i have you on my wishlist...

Well I take it as a compliment, but my mouth belongs exclusively to only one man .

yeah?

well i'm only ONE MAN...

i know i seem to be more

BUT i'm only one man.

I can not believe I have not asked this yet;

What do people think about tongue rings?

I have always wanted one but did not want to wear it all the time.

I hear now that they have these "retainers" now that don't show when you wear them so that everyone doesn't need to always see that u have your tongue pierced.

Deadflow3r said:

Tittypants said:

Damn, you just got involved with the wrong fat guy. he just wasn't packing whatsoever....

Titty, there is no way I would agree to fuck a fat guy again. Not that fat. NOPE!!! They need to pay, and pay big big money, to some professional sexpert to get a blow job.

I always hate it when woman bitch about a mans dick size since men can not do a thing about it. However, if you don't have much to work with in that department, keep that tummy FLAT!!!!!

Damn.

But you're right, if they have that problem, lose that belly.....

men ~ would u be offended if the girl didnt swallow at the end of giving u an awsome lick n suck

ThisOne said:

men ~ would u be offended if the girl didnt swallow at the end of giving u an awsome lick n suck

I wouldn't be.....but that's just me. I'm just happy to be there...getting that BJ.

ThisOne said:

men ~ would u be offended if the girl didnt swallow at the end of giving u an awsome lick n suck

mention things up front .. communication works wonders ..

jon1967 said:

ThisOne said:

men ~ would u be offended if the girl didnt swallow at the end of giving u an awsome lick n suck

mention things up front .. communication works wonders ..

so u r with a chick and u start kissing - tongue in throat, hands up panties, waist in grind motion...

and u want her to stop and say 'i dont swallow"

Tittypants said:

ThisOne said:

men ~ would u be offended if the girl didnt swallow at the end of giving u an awsome lick n suck

I wouldn't be.....but that's just me. I'm just happy to be there...getting that BJ.

i like guys with lill expectations

ThisOne said:

jon1967 said:

mention things up front .. communication works wonders ..

so u r with a chick and u start kissing - tongue in throat, hands up panties, waist in grind motion...

and u want her to stop and say 'i dont swallow"

is mentioning any concerns a problem ? seems pointless to go carry it out just to sanp shut at the end .. ill stop when u come when its my turn n u can finish yourself as well ..

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jon1967 said:

ThisOne said:

so u r with a chick and u start kissing - tongue in throat, hands up panties, waist in grind motion...

and u want her to stop and say 'i dont swallow"

yes

ThisOne said:

jon1967 said:

yes

sure hope it was mentioned whether either of you u have any catchable fun things b4 it all gets started i doubt ull be falling off a chair laughing when ure areas of interest seem awful itchy

[Edited 1/27/12 17:45pm]

[Edited 1/28/12 7:45am]

jon1967 said:

ThisOne said:

sure hope it was mentioned whether u have either of you have catchable fun things b4 it all gets started i doubt ull be falling off a chair laughing when ure mouth seems awful itchy

ppl dont ever tell other ppl they have something ~ esp when they know its a sure thing

and do ppl get / give blow jobs with condoms on???????????????????????????

careless sex leads to doom .. when i was witha chick n it was known all was well it meant we talk'd. Never did careless random so ..Now im married so i dont trip over it, its better than all good.

[Edited 1/27/12 17:59pm]

jon1967 said:

careless sex leads to doom .. im witha chick n its known alls well it means we talk. Doesnt do random or condoms .. plus im married so its better than all good. And we didnt do anything sexual till it was known from blood. I like living a long time disease free

[Edited 1/27/12 17:55pm]

well then u r smart and wise about your health ~ but not every one is like that, esp young kids who think they r indestructible and show no care!!!!!

so back to the Q - u r with someone u 'know' and u r going 2 get hot wit her.... and she tells u she wont swallow.... does it upset u???? and do u think because u do she should?????

ThisOne said:

jon1967 said:

careless sex leads to doom .. im witha chick n its known alls well it means we talk. Doesnt do random or condoms .. plus im married so its better than all good. And we didnt do anything sexual till it was known from blood. I like living a long time disease free

[Edited 1/27/12 17:55pm]

well then u r smart and wise about your health ~ but not every one is like that, esp young kids who think they r indestructible and show no care!!!!!

so back to the Q - u r with someone u 'know' and u r going 2 get hot wit her.... and she tells u she wont swallow.... does it upset u???? and do u think because u do she should?????

never upsets .. how can u bitch about a bit of paradise

PSA

not gonna preach to anyone i know were all mature enuf to handle our buis, but since we're talking about things jokingly or not .... like it was mentioned you younger crowd or anyone who thinks your super human n wont catch a cold just know your full of it, think twice eh safe sex plz we want u people alive n kicking ass.

Ok onward .. next question

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ThisOne said:

jon1967 said:

sure hope it was mentioned whether u have either of you have catchable fun things b4 it all gets started i doubt ull be falling off a chair laughing when ure mouth seems awful itchy

ppl dont ever tell other ppl they have something ~ esp when they know its a sure thing

and do ppl get / give blow jobs with condoms on???????????????????????????

I don't think I could do that .

KingBAD said:

Serious said:

Well I take it as a compliment, but my mouth belongs exclusively to only one man .

yeah?

well i'm only ONE MAN...

i know i seem to be more

BUT i'm only one man.

You never give up .

And why are you about what I wrote?

[Edited 1/28/12 1:24am]

Serious said:

KingBAD said:

yeah?

well i'm only ONE MAN...

i know i seem to be more

BUT i'm only one man.

You never give up .

And why are you about what I wrote?

[Edited 1/28/12 1:24am]

it almost sounded like you thought

i would concider sharing you

I'd wear this one.

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That would be mad funny.

KingBAD said:

Serious said:

You never give up .

And why are you about what I wrote?

[Edited 1/28/12 1:24am]

it almost sounded like you thought

i would concider sharing you

Serious said:

KingBAD said:

it almost sounded like you thought

i would concider sharing you

why are you even awake at this

foresakin hour???

KingBAD said:

Serious said:

why are you even awake at this

foresakin hour???

It's 2 in the afternoon in my country right now . But I am often awake late in the night too .

jon1967 said:

is not fat ..