You also know you're old when you keep misplacing/forgetting where you put your cell phone. I don't think my day would be complete without me thinking, "Where in the hell did I put that damn cell phone?" at least a few times every day.

when prunes/figs becomes part of the shopping list

excited said:

when prunes/figs becomes part of the shopping list.

prodigalfan said:

If you wear a snuggie in public.

You definitely know you're old when you find yourself listeninig to 50s and 60s music, and thinking to yourself, "This music sounds so much better than what's on the radio today." There is a radio station here that plays oldies music on Sunday mornings, and I find myself really enjoying the music, and remembering a lot of the old songs from back in the day.

when you're having so much trouble remembering a movie title, you start a thread.

Another one (thanks to my sports car thread)...

WHEN that "new" car that you wanted as a teenager...is now considered a CLASSIC.

psychodelicide said:

You definitely know you're old when you find yourself listeninig to 50s and 60s music, and thinking to yourself, "This music sounds so much better than what's on the radio today." There is a radio station here that plays oldies music on Sunday mornings, and I find myself really enjoying the music, and remembering a lot of the old songs from back in the day.

Honey, a barnyard full of cows farting sounds better than what's on the radio today. That's not getting older, that's just stating a fact.

vainandy said:

psychodelicide said:

You definitely know you're old when you find yourself listeninig to 50s and 60s music, and thinking to yourself, "This music sounds so much better than what's on the radio today." There is a radio station here that plays oldies music on Sunday mornings, and I find myself really enjoying the music, and remembering a lot of the old songs from back in the day.

Honey, a barnyard full of cows farting sounds better than what's on the radio today. That's not getting older, that's just stating a fact.

. . .when they send you home from work because you forgot to wear pants

kewlschool said:

When your testicles hit the toilet water-Now, that's old.

Laughed so loud that my husband gave me the wtf look.

PurpleJedi said:

728huey said:

I knew I got old when I talked to a really hot babe and told her how much I loved Mariah Carey, and she told me likewise, saying how her mother would play her CD's to get her to go to sleep at night when she was in kindergarten.

What makes me feel old is all of these youngsters nowadays who consider Prince & his music as something of the past, the way I considered Elvis in my youth.

I'm gonna be humming the song "Suspicious Minds" in my head all week long now. @#% you PJ!

Elle85n09 said:

PurpleJedi said:

What makes me feel old is all of these youngsters nowadays who consider Prince & his music as something of the past, the way I considered Elvis in my youth.

I'm gonna be humming the song "Suspicious Minds" in my head all week long now. @#% you PJ!

What's even worse, is that when I do my Elvis impersonation, my kids think I'm trying to do Johnny Bravo.

vainandy said:

psychodelicide said:

You definitely know you're old when you find yourself listeninig to 50s and 60s music, and thinking to yourself, "This music sounds so much better than what's on the radio today." There is a radio station here that plays oldies music on Sunday mornings, and I find myself really enjoying the music, and remembering a lot of the old songs from back in the day.

Honey, a barnyard full of cows farting sounds better than what's on the radio today. That's not getting older, that's just stating a fact.

Sad, but true.

Elle85n09 said:

kewlschool said:

When your testicles hit the toilet water-Now, that's old.

Laughed so loud that my husband gave me the wtf look.

Here's another one: You know you're old when: You wake up in the morning with a pain in the same spot on your body that you've been having for awhile. I always get a pain on my right leg, same spot. It goes away once I get up and start moving around, but it's always there.

excited said:

when prunes/figs becomes part of the shopping list

MacDaddy said:

excited said:

when prunes/figs becomes part of the shopping list

How about;

"When you're sitting at your desk, get up to the water cooler, and a sudden pain in your knee makes you limp across the office".

When you know you were no older than 7 watching a youthful Sally Fields play The Flying Nun, now you see her talking about osteoperosis medication you're about ready to take.

Haven't read all of the replies, so sorry if any are repeated:

You know you are old when..........

It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.

Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your last promotion

All of your favorite movies are now re-released in color

The little gray-haired lady you help across the street is your wife.

When you are cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of the police

When you wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before

You and your teeth don't sleep together

itsnotallover said:

Haven't read all of the replies, so sorry if any are repeated:

You know you are old when..........

It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.

Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your last promotion

All of your favorite movies are now re-released in color

The little gray-haired lady you help across the street is your wife.

When you are cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of the police

When you wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before

You and your teeth don't sleep together

itsnotallover said:

Haven't read all of the replies, so sorry if any are repeated:

You know you are old when..........

It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.

Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your last promotion

All of your favorite movies are now re-released in color

The little gray-haired lady you help across the street is your wife.

When you are cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of the police

When you wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before

You and your teeth don't sleep together

Ottensen said:

MacDaddy said: