ThisOne said:

Tittypants said:

I'm not old then. I don't think about none of that stuff.

this is from Jedi not me i'm not that old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know why the fishslap, the only thing I can say it that I miss cassettes

wait i havent got frampton comes alive outta my system yet ..

http://www.mixpod.com/playlist/86999616

When your memory of "back in the day"
includes remembering a time when dirt was clean.

Nothinbutjoy said:

When you no longer want to go to a General Admission concert.

I just mentioned that in another thread!

when you start typin an answer for a post

and have to stop go back and look to see

whut the thread is about...

Tittypants said:

ThisOne said:

this is from Jedi not me i'm not that old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know why the fishslap, the only thing I can say it that I miss cassettes

Dude...I'm 21 and I ALREADY feel old. This isn't gonna be easy on me...

chocolate1 said:

ThruTheEyesOfWonder said:

Tittypants said:

I don't know why the fishslap, the only thing I can say it that I miss cassettes

Dude...I'm 21 and I ALREADY feel old. This isn't gonna be easy on me...

I don't feel old @ all & I'm friggin' 73.

Tittypants said:

ThruTheEyesOfWonder said:

Dude...I'm 21 and I ALREADY feel old. This isn't gonna be easy on me...

I don't feel old @ all & I'm friggin' 73.

Baby now I KNOW you trippin'...73??

ThruTheEyesOfWonder said:

Tittypants said:

I don't feel old @ all & I'm friggin' 73.

Baby now I KNOW you trippin'...73??

I'm just playing. I'm only 29.

Deadcake said:

paintedlady said:

Guilty!

do you have a flavorwave or thermomix?

I can't open jars by myself

I have kitchenaid stuff... but when I go to Best Buy or a Target, I walk past the electronics section and video games to drool over the vacuums , washers, dryers, etc.

and I use rubber gloves to open jars, works in a jif.

When you're wearing bi-focals

When you're more mellow and patient

Put something down, and forgot where you laid it

paintedlady said:

Deadcake said:

do you have a flavorwave or thermomix?

I can't open jars by myself

I have kitchenaid stuff... but when I go to Best Buy or a Target, I walk past the electronics section and video games to drool over the vacuums , washers, dryers, etc.

and I use rubber gloves to open jars, works in a jif.

If you take a church key and pop the seal by hooking the pointy end under the lip the jar opens like a breeze!

angel345 said:

When you're wearing bi-focals

When you're more mellow and patient

Put something down, and forgot where you laid it

I started wearing them in my 20s.

tinaz said:

paintedlady said:

I have kitchenaid stuff... but when I go to Best Buy or a Target, I walk past the electronics section and video games to drool over the vacuums , washers, dryers, etc.

and I use rubber gloves to open jars, works in a jif.

If you take a church key and pop the seal by hooking the pointy end under the lip the jar opens like a breeze!

I don't have a church key...

but I tap the side of the lid of the jar on the edge on a counter top sometimes thqat works too.

*googles church key*

paintedlady said:

tinaz said:

If you take a church key and pop the seal by hooking the pointy end under the lip the jar opens like a breeze!

I don't have a church key...

but I tap the side of the lid of the jar on the edge on a counter top sometimes thqat works too.

*googles church key*

[img:$uid]http://www.rustycans.com/Graphics/definitions/churchkeys.jpg[/img:$uid]

paintedlady said:

*googles church key*

OH wait!! I have one of those... we call them

"abridor"

see I know what things are by the "Spanglish" titles.

paintedlady said:

paintedlady said:

*googles church key*

OH wait!! I have one of those... we call them

"abridor"

see I know what things are by the "Spanglish" titles.

!!!

chocolate1 said:

angel345 said:

When you're wearing bi-focals

When you're more mellow and patient

Put something down, and forgot where you laid it

I started wearing them in my 20s.

I am sure you have, no doubt, but I noticed most people who didn't need glasses when they're young, need them as they get older. After all, your vision does get dim with age.

angel345 said:

chocolate1 said:

I started wearing them in my 20s.

I am sure you have, no doubt, but I noticed most people who didn't need glasses when they're young, need them as they get older. After all, your vision does get dim with age.

Heres a weird one... My mom has worn glasses since she was a child... Now at 64 years old she doesnt need to wear them anymore... She hasnt had anything done and sees perfectly.... weird

tinaz said:

Deadcake said:

tinaz said:

Heres a weird one... My mom has worn glasses since she was a child... Now at 64 years old she doesnt need to wear them anymore... She hasnt had anything done and sees perfectly.... weird

I think different eye disorders cancel each other out with age. My grandma wore glasses all her life and for a period of 10-15 years couldn't see well enough to do her crozzles. Now she CAN do them again and all those magazines she saved from the 90s are in a pile in her kitchen she is obsessively completing them now, several each day since she can't be sure how much time she has left (already being 102)

Awwwww bless her!!!!

tinaz said:

angel345 said:

I am sure you have, no doubt, but I noticed most people who didn't need glasses when they're young, need them as they get older. After all, your vision does get dim with age.

Heres a weird one... My mom has worn glasses since she was a child... Now at 64 years old she doesnt need to wear them anymore... She hasnt had anything done and sees perfectly.... weird

That's amazing. I guess it all depends on the individual

Deadcake said:

tinaz said:

Heres a weird one... My mom has worn glasses since she was a child... Now at 64 years old she doesnt need to wear them anymore... She hasnt had anything done and sees perfectly.... weird

I think different eye disorders cancel each other out with age. My grandma wore glasses all her life and for a period of 10-15 years couldn't see well enough to do her crozzles. Now she CAN do them again and all those magazines she saved from the 90s are in a pile in her kitchen she is obsessively completing them now, several each day since she can't be sure how much time she has left (already being 102)

"Crozzles" love it!

yes you tend to get farsighted when you get old, which is why old people often need reading glasses, so this can cancel out the nearsightedness of youth if you are lucky, but most people just need bifocals!

My dad got cataract surgery, and now he can see distance perfectly for the first time in years, but he still needs reading glasses. Still nice, his vision was really bad

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When your testicles hit the toilet water-Now, that's old.

kewlschool said:

When your testicles hit the toilet water-Now, that's old.

and saggy!!!!!

paintedlady said:

paintedlady said:

*googles church key*

OH wait!! I have one of those... we call them

"abridor"

see I know what things are by the "Spanglish" titles.

I just call it a bottle or can opener.

Oh and I get acid reflux...really bad sometimes.

KidaDynamite said:

paintedlady said:

OH wait!! I have one of those... we call them

"abridor"

see I know what things are by the "Spanglish" titles.

I just call it a bottle or can opener.

Oh and I get acid reflux...really bad sometimes.

I didn't know what it was so I just threw it out

I knew I got old when I started getting random aches and pains in my joints and feet for no apparent reason.

I knew I got old when I started telling people I needed to get to bed and it wasn't even 11:00 pm yet.

I knew I got old when I talked to a really hot babe and told her how much I loved Mariah Carey, and she told me likewise, saying how her mother would play her CD's to get her to go to sleep at night when she was in kindergarten.

728huey said:

I knew I got old when I talked to a really hot babe and told her how much I loved Mariah Carey, and she told me likewise, saying how her mother would play her CD's to get her to go to sleep at night when she was in kindergarten.

What makes me feel old is all of these youngsters nowadays who consider Prince & his music as something of the past, the way I considered Elvis in my youth.