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Thread started 11/09/11 9:51am

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THE HUSBAND STORE

lol lol lol sad

Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth
floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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Ottensen	PurpleJedi said: I heard this one a few years back. There's an addendum to it about the "Wife Store" across the street. Something like; Floor 1 - These Women have Big Boobs Floor 2 - These Women have Big Boobs and like sex Floor 3 - These Women have Big Boobs, like sex, and watch Football. Floors 4, 5 & 6 have never been visited.
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Shyra	What?? No floor for big dicks? Floor #2 shoulda been "These men have jobs and big dicks." A whole slew o' bitches would have jumbed off there! [Edited 11/10/11 12:28pm] [Edited 11/10/11 12:30pm]
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angel345	Well, you can't have it all if you tried
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I like The Husband Store. Although, men also can be difficult to please. I am on the 5th Floor as we speak.

Add some more floors with specific details. Such as hair color, personality, type of occupation, etc. I like dark haired men. Do you like a particular look?

Typical.