Maybe this would've been cool back in 2004-05 but now?

The MILK'S GONE BAD!

bboy87 said:

Maybe this would've been cool back in 2004-05 but now?

The MILK'S GONE BAD!

bboy you are too much!

Lindsay is a sad creature.

So much promise and talent only to watch it go down the drain.

I'm still uncertain as to what happened to her. How did she go from adorable movies like Freaky Friday and Just My Luck to the piece of crap that lay before us?

morningsong said:

I heard on the radio that they offered her 1 million to make a flesh lite (sp?) of her. Don't know how true that is but these guys do tend to be quite reliable.

Dunno why they're mucking around with Lindsay when there's still no ALF fleshlight available.

Tittypants said:

bboy87 said:

i'd rather see her on Intervention

RodeoSchro said:

I have no desire to see pictures of a used-up 50-year-old body attached to a meth-wrecked face.

But I do feel sorry for her. With those parents, she had the odds stacked against her from the very start.

Shockingly, she's actually only half the age you just mentioned. But she looks like she's a 40 year old burnout.

[Edited 10/27/11 15:51pm]

728huey said:

RodeoSchro said:

I have no desire to see pictures of a used-up 50-year-old body attached to a meth-wrecked face.

But I do feel sorry for her. With those parents, she had the odds stacked against her from the very start.

Geez Louise

jesus ...

morningsong said:

I heard on the radio that they offered her 1 million to make a flesh lite (sp?) of her. Don't know how true that is but these guys do tend to be quite reliable.

Playboy is a natural transition to her next career move: PORN!

lavender1983 said:

728huey said:

Geez Louise

No thanks, I'll pass.

poor lass... used chewed up and spat out by the machine...

( i do find her bizarrely attractive though)

uPtoWnNY said:

lavender1983 said:

No thanks, I'll pass.

I am sure someone(s) is doing her. I can only imagine what condition those people are in. What did you all think of her exgirlfriend Sam R? Everyone seemed to rave about her being the best thing for Lindsay but Lindsay seemed to grow more and more insecure as that relationship progressed.

Machaela said:

jesus ...

nah... Jesus had a beard

Graycap23 said:

Why?

She needs money. Or probably more accurately - her mother needs money.

RicoN said:

poor lass... used chewed up and spat out by the machine...

( i do find her bizarrely attractive though)

I'm not excusing "the machine" but she's been used and chewed up by her mother more than by anything else.

RodeoSchro said:

RicoN said:

poor lass... used chewed up and spat out by the machine...

( i do find her bizarrely attractive though)

I'm not excusing "the machine" but she's been used and chewed up by her mother more than by anything else.

.....and I saw her father being dragged away by the cops again last night(on the news). What a fucking train wreck of a family.

uPtoWnNY said:

RodeoSchro said:

I'm not excusing "the machine" but she's been used and chewed up by her mother more than by anything else.

.....and I saw her father being dragged away by the cops again last night(on the news). What a fucking train wreck of a family.

He's as wacky as her mom, but at least he's been ordered by the courts to stay away from her. I don't think she's spoken to him in several years.

Did you see that he jumped out of a third-story window? You're right - trainwreck is the perfect description!

RodeoSchro said:

Graycap23 said:

Why?

She needs money. Or probably more accurately - her mother needs money.

I totally agree. Her mother is a media-whore and her father is a loser. I heard that her mother is writing a tell-all book. What a money hungry bitch. Lindsay keeps sliding further and further down. She looks older than most women over 35. I'm sure her spread in Playboy will be well airbrushed, but we all know that she's just a skanky thing anyway.

Where did the days of Parent Trap go? *smh*

RodeoSchro said:

Graycap23 said:

Why?

She needs money. Or probably more accurately - her mother needs money.

I meant why would playboy pay that 4 her?

I don't believe they will make a profit on this one.

RicoN said:

Machaela said:

jesus ...

nah... Jesus had a beard

that struck me funny this morning.

Graycap23 said:

RodeoSchro said:

She needs money. Or probably more accurately - her mother needs money.

I meant why would playboy pay that 4 her?

I don't believe they will make a profit on this one.

Airbrushing and PhotoShop will make her look hot, and you can bet she's HUGE in the trailer-trash part of America.

funkycat00 said:

morningsong said:

I heard on the radio that they offered her 1 million to make a flesh lite (sp?) of her. Don't know how true that is but these guys do tend to be quite reliable.

ROBOCOP!!!!

This is really sad.

She is fucked

[Edited 10/28/11 10:23am]

RodeoSchro said:

Graycap23 said:

I meant why would playboy pay that 4 her?

I don't believe they will make a profit on this one.

Airbrushing and PhotoShop will make her look hot, and you can bet she's HUGE in the trailer-trash part of America.

This woman could NOT look hot if u set her ass on fire.

^ OMG!