ZombieKitten said:

HobbesLeCute said:

I don't think so, the first image I got was of a rhino and I'm pretty sure that's not me.

Actually, I'm pretty sure there wouldn't be any pictures of my junk out there, but who knows.

Sorry, haha.

I googled rolo dick and got this

That is like the exact opposite of what I would've expected from "Rolo Dick." Did you have safe search on?

HobbesLeCute said:

ZombieKitten said:

I googled rolo dick and got this

That is like the exact opposite of what I would've expected from "Rolo Dick." Did you have safe search on?

no I didn't!

the thing with this girl (I think she is the one from Big Bang Theory) that every time I try to picture a blonde girl that I can't remember so well, my brain fills in the details with this girl's face.

So it's kind of fitting that it fills in what could potentially have been something quite traumatizing

ZombieKitten said:

HobbesLeCute said:

That is like the exact opposite of what I would've expected from "Rolo Dick." Did you have safe search on?

no I didn't!

the thing with this girl (I think she is the one from Big Bang Theory) that every time I try to picture a blonde girl that I can't remember so well, my brain fills in the details with this girl's face.

So it's kind of fitting that it fills in what could potentially have been something quite traumatizing

When I googled Rolo Dick I just got a Rolo McFlurry and a bunch of images that have nothing to do with Rolos or dicks. This is better than I expected except now I want a Rolo McFlurry.

HobbesLeCute said:

ZombieKitten said:

no I didn't!

the thing with this girl (I think she is the one from Big Bang Theory) that every time I try to picture a blonde girl that I can't remember so well, my brain fills in the details with this girl's face.

So it's kind of fitting that it fills in what could potentially have been something quite traumatizing

When I googled Rolo Dick I just got a Rolo McFlurry and a bunch of images that have nothing to do with Rolos or dicks. This is better than I expected except now I want a Rolo McFlurry.

you obviously don't have to work in the morning!

ZombieKitten said:

HobbesLeCute said:

When I googled Rolo Dick I just got a Rolo McFlurry and a bunch of images that have nothing to do with Rolos or dicks. This is better than I expected except now I want a Rolo McFlurry.

you obviously don't have to work in the morning!

I don't. Tonight is to be filled with porn and Rolos.

I am very happy about all of this.

HobbesLeCute said:

ZombieKitten said:

you obviously don't have to work in the morning!

I don't. Tonight is to be filled with porn and Rolos.

I am very happy about all of this.

I'm spending my evening with Captain Morgan

my bad

cause i only googled 'weirdest looking dick ever - rolos'

ZombieKitten said:

HobbesLeCute said:

I don't. Tonight is to be filled with porn and Rolos.

I am very happy about all of this.

I'm spending my evening with Captain Morgan

Oh cool! I spent the earlier part of the evening with Evan Williams, his cheaper, more disgusting cousin.

Now I have to stay up until I'm sober otherwise because this always prevents a hangover.

HobbesLeCute said:

ZombieKitten said:

I'm spending my evening with Captain Morgan

Oh cool! I spent the earlier part of the evening with Evan Williams, his cheaper, more disgusting cousin.

Now I have to stay up until I'm sober otherwise because this always prevents a hangover.

I'm not planning to get hammered though, just a couple is enough

ZombieKitten said:

HobbesLeCute said:

Oh cool! I spent the earlier part of the evening with Evan Williams, his cheaper, more disgusting cousin.

Now I have to stay up until I'm sober otherwise because this always prevents a hangover.

I'm not planning to get hammered though, just a couple is enough

I hear that. I got hammered last weekend and suffered through my first hangover in years. What was supposed to be a short 4 hour shift was a sweaty, annoying hellride.

Tonight I stopped short and I think I'm through the really sloppy part of the experience. Why does being drunk have to be so fun?

HobbesLeCute said:

ZombieKitten said:

I'm not planning to get hammered though, just a couple is enough

I hear that. I got hammered last weekend and suffered through my first hangover in years. What was supposed to be a short 4 hour shift was a sweaty, annoying hellride.

Tonight I stopped short and I think I'm through the really sloppy part of the experience. Why does being drunk have to be so fun?

I know, I like the way it makes time pass more effortlessly, I like the way it makes me less edgy and more tolerant of my children

ZombieKitten said:

HobbesLeCute said:

I hear that. I got hammered last weekend and suffered through my first hangover in years. What was supposed to be a short 4 hour shift was a sweaty, annoying hellride.

Tonight I stopped short and I think I'm through the really sloppy part of the experience. Why does being drunk have to be so fun?

I know, I like the way it makes time pass more effortlessly, I like the way it makes me less edgy and more tolerant of my children

I always have the deepest conversations when I'm mildly puzzled on drink. I should record one someday to see if they're actually any good.

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HobbesLeCute said:

ZombieKitten said:

I know, I like the way it makes time pass more effortlessly, I like the way it makes me less edgy and more tolerant of my children

I always have the deepest conversations when I'm mildly puzzled on drink. I should record one someday to see if they're actually any good.

there was this one time I went to a retro night at a club in pigtails (I was 25) and the most beautiful guy came over and whispered in my ear "I bet you and I would have really interesting conversations" and then after a little while he disappeared.

I always imagine how deep and meaningful it might have got I should never have let that one out of my sight

ZombieKitten said:

HobbesLeCute said:

I always have the deepest conversations when I'm mildly puzzled on drink. I should record one someday to see if they're actually any good.

there was this one time I went to a retro night at a club in pigtails (I was 25) and the most beautiful guy came over and whispered in my ear "I bet you and I would have really interesting conversations" and then after a little while he disappeared.

I always imagine how deep and meaningful it might have got I should never have let that one out of my sight

Life is full of those moments.

You could've recorded that to see if it was any good as well. Or at least to show to horny internet friends years later.

I have no muscles and a small dick.

SHOCKADELICA1 said:

I dated a body builder for a short time. He had much dick and knew how 2 throw it. I had NO complaints and his body was BANGIN.

Damn I miss his ass...

tinaz said:

No, this is not true... To both of your questions...

I cant help but wonder why someone would tell you that, becasue if the muscles are gained naturally by hard work, why would anyone believe it would shrink your dick? That makes no sense..

Well thank goodness I don't believe everything I hear. That's why I ask questions on top of questions.

i am skinny! just you y'all know.

Deadflow3r said:

tinaz said:

No, this is not true... To both of your questions...

I cant help but wonder why someone would tell you that, becasue if the muscles are gained naturally by hard work, why would anyone believe it would shrink your dick? That makes no sense..

I heard the drugs shrink the penis and not the exersize itself. So if you take the drugs and don't work out you still will see some shrinkage; if you work out but do not take drugs your penis shouldn't be effected.

Anyway maybe it is like breast. Women bodybuilders get tiny breasts but if you start out with super size breast your not going to end up flat chested . I bet if some of the men have extra large dicks to begin with they still are quite well endowed afterwards. However, if you start off on the small side of medium.....maybe steroids are not such a great idea.

The things with the breasts getting tiny is those girls have 0 body fat so the breats shrink to teeny tiny bits of nothing! Which is why they usually get breast implants...

ZombieKitten said:

HobbesLeCute said:

I don't think so, the first image I got was of a rhino and I'm pretty sure that's not me.

Actually, I'm pretty sure there wouldn't be any pictures of my junk out there, but who knows.

Sorry, haha.

I googled rolo dick and got this

UGh I hate her! She played Billie on Charmed... Couldnt stand her character!!

missfee said:

tinaz said:

No, this is not true... To both of your questions...

I cant help but wonder why someone would tell you that, becasue if the muscles are gained naturally by hard work, why would anyone believe it would shrink your dick? That makes no sense..

Well thank goodness I don't believe everything I hear. That's why I ask questions on top of questions.

Its always better to be safe than sorry!

tinaz said:

Deadflow3r said:

I heard the drugs shrink the penis and not the exersize itself. So if you take the drugs and don't work out you still will see some shrinkage; if you work out but do not take drugs your penis shouldn't be effected.

Anyway maybe it is like breast. Women bodybuilders get tiny breasts but if you start out with super size breast your not going to end up flat chested . I bet if some of the men have extra large dicks to begin with they still are quite well endowed afterwards. However, if you start off on the small side of medium.....maybe steroids are not such a great idea.

The things with the breasts getting tiny is those girls have 0 body fat so the breats shrink to teeny tiny bits of nothing! Which is why they usually get breast implants...

And the breast implants make them look even more ridiculous.

There are breasts that mostly consist of body fat while others mostly consist of glandular tissue. So at least some of them should still have nice breasts even with very little body fat. I was told by my doctor that my breasts are pretty much only glandular tissue, which would make it very hard to see a tumor on a mammogram while it is very easy if a breast is mostly body fat. So IMO there must be another reason too than just having no body fat whe it comes to these body builders all being totally flat if they don't have implants. But yes of course it is at least part of the reason.

Serious said:

tinaz said:

The things with the breasts getting tiny is those girls have 0 body fat so the breats shrink to teeny tiny bits of nothing! Which is why they usually get breast implants...

And the breast implants make them look even more ridiculous.

There are breasts that mostly consist of body fat while others mostly consist of glandular tissue. So at least some of them should still have nice breasts even with very little body fat. I was told by my doctor that my breasts are pretty much only glandular tissue, which would make it very hard to see a tumor on a mammogram while it is very easy if a breast is mostly body fat. So IMO there must be another reason too than just having no body fat whe it comes to these body builders all being totally flat if they don't have implants. But yes of course it is at least part of the reason.

The first well known body builder was Lisa Lyons who looked a lot like our Acrylic. She started weight lifting with double d or bigger breasts so when she lost a lot of fat she was no longer a double d but still was no where near flat chested. She had a firm curvy body. Think Misty Copeland. Most ballerinas are flat. That chicks family must have some top heavy women for her to still have noticeable curves the way she does. I bet anything that if she dropped out of ballet and wasn't getting as much exersize she would have HUGE breasts.

Yes they do. I am proof. Now go away.

SoLiDiFy said:

Yes they do. I am proof. Now go away.

FuzzyWitch said:

in comparison to their size.... it just seems so little

I'm sorry but that is NOT sexy. Those muscles look like they were injection fed and look nasty.

Big nose , big willy.

missfee said:

FuzzyWitch said:

in comparison to their size.... it just seems so little

I'm sorry but that is NOT sexy. Those muscles look like they were injection fed and look nasty.

Men like that r so funny 2 me...eye see the same bloke in town most days he can just about walk properly infact walks like a robot...he loves people looking at him!But misunderstands why there eyes r like... ....Eye seriously think Bruce Lee had a much better body and look, than those huge men...Come 2 think about it Prince has a better body!!!!...

davetherave6767 said:

missfee said:

I'm sorry but that is NOT sexy. Those muscles look like they were injection fed and look nasty.

Men like that r so funny 2 me...eye see the same bloke in town most days he can just about walk properly infact walks like a robot...he loves people looking at him!But misunderstands why there eyes r like... ....Eye seriously think Bruce Lee had a much better body and look, than those huge men...Come 2 think about it Prince has a better body!!!!...

It just looks so unnatural and fake. Too over the top.

missfee said:

davetherave6767 said:

Men like that r so funny 2 me...eye see the same bloke in town most days he can just about walk properly infact walks like a robot...he loves people looking at him!But misunderstands why there eyes r like... ....Eye seriously think Bruce Lee had a much better body and look, than those huge men...Come 2 think about it Prince has a better body!!!!...

It just looks so unnatural and fake. Too over the top.

They don't look flexible and muscle is very heavy. I think Bruce Lee and Prince would be better bed partners no matter what size everyone's dick is. If those men were cattle they would be ready for the slaughter house. I remember one time there was a news story about one such man trying to become a fireman and not making it because of his lack of speed and flexibility. Something like that as I recall.