just buy a komodo dragon instead of a puppy for the kids!

quit your job, cash in your 401K, sell your house and buy a camper, move to baja california, study surfing and the arts of watercolor, juggling and tap dancing, pottery glass blowing, painting and sculpture, while supporting your lifestyle by couterfeiting art!

...buy a car, tv, cell phone, microwave, dvr, and coffee pot made in China and talk about how Pro-American and Pro-business you are.

...pour water in your cereal cuz you're too lazy to go to the store and buy milk.

send me a text message askin if u can stop by my house so u can take a dump!!

SHOCKADELICA1 said:

send me a text message askin if u can stop by my house so u can take a dump!!

NOOOOOO!!!!!!

...motion to want sex from me yet when I got home, your haven't-taken-a-shower yet, morning-breath-at-4pm-in-the-evening ass is sitting on my muthafuckin microfiber chair with just your dingy, dollar store boxers on with your man titties bouncing in the air laughing at a juvenile commercial.

missfee said:

...motion to want sex from me yet when I got home, your haven't-taken-a-shower yet, morning-breath-at-4pm-in-the-evening ass is sitting on my muthafuckin microfiber chair with just your dingy, dollar store boxers on with your man titties bouncing in the air laughing at a juvenile commercial.

AND AND AND FINALLY

HotGritz said:

missfee said:

...motion to want sex from me yet when I got home, your haven't-taken-a-shower yet, morning-breath-at-4pm-in-the-evening ass is sitting on my muthafuckin microfiber chair with just your dingy, dollar store boxers on with your man titties bouncing in the air laughing at a juvenile commercial.

AND AND AND FINALLY

needless to say, i got rid of his ass...

missfee said:

HotGritz said:

AND AND AND FINALLY

needless to say, i got rid of his ass...

Thankya Jesus!!!!!!!!!

HotGritz said:

HotGritz said:

HotGritz said:

I KNOW YOU DIDN'T JUST______________________________________

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Invite the Mother In Law for Christmas..........

have sex in your momma's bed

take your EBT card to the strip club

question Beyonce's pregnancy!

.....rip the hairs off your pits to sniff them! Eww!

.....eat the last damn piece of fucking pie after you killed all the pumpkin loaf!!

.....have your back to lock up while I am in the middle of my orgasm backing it up on your dick properly... you better wait til I cum and just hold on.... you know I'll help to put your pants back on.

.....make my white washcloth black from just washing your ballsack and asscrack?! WHen was the last time you washed your ass??? and please wash your whole body if you are gonna turn my white washcloth a slate grey with one swipe on your ballz. Nasty ass.

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paintedlady said:

.....rip the hairs off your pits to sniff them! Eww!

.....eat the last damn piece of fucking pie after you killed all the pumpkin loaf!!

.....have your back to lock up while I am in the middle of my orgasm backing it up on your dick properly... you better wait til I cum and just hold on.... you know I'll help to put your pants back on.

.....make my white washcloth black from just washing your ballsack and asscrack?! WHen was the last time you washed your ass??? and please wash your whole body if you are gonna turn my white washcloth a slate grey with one swipe on your ballz. Nasty ass.

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HotGritz said:

paintedlady said:

.....rip the hairs off your pits to sniff them! Eww!

.....eat the last damn piece of fucking pie after you killed all the pumpkin loaf!!

.....have your back to lock up while I am in the middle of my orgasm backing it up on your dick properly... you better wait til I cum and just hold on.... you know I'll help to put your pants back on.

.....make my white washcloth black from just washing your ballsack and asscrack?! WHen was the last time you washed your ass??? and please wash your whole body if you are gonna turn my white washcloth a slate grey with one swipe on your ballz. Nasty ass.

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1st two... my nasty weird son... who does stuff because his dad rubs off on him.

last two... my hardworking man wit swheatty ballz and a bad back. Poor guy.

He old.

Ummmm, how you gon' "drunk/want some ass" call me @ 1 am on a Tuesday AFTER dropping a grip at the skrip club??? Nucca, you coulda just brought your money over here and lemme be yo Private Dancer!

ask to borrow money from me. Nucca, don't ask me fo shit! Not a gotdamn thang! I watch Judge Judy faitfully, muhfugga!

XxAxX said:

quit your job, cash in your 401K, sell your house and buy a camper, move to baja california, study surfing and the arts of watercolor, juggling and tap dancing, pottery glass blowing, painting and sculpture, while supporting your lifestyle by couterfeiting art!

but......you said that if I would...you'ld join me......damn.

BlackAdder7 said:

XxAxX said:

quit your job, cash in your 401K, sell your house and buy a camper, move to baja california, study surfing and the arts of watercolor, juggling and tap dancing, pottery glass blowing, painting and sculpture, while supporting your lifestyle by couterfeiting art!

but......you said that if I would...you'ld join me......damn.

we can both be hippies dear. lemme just get my bellbottoms and fringed vest on...

Shyra said:

ask to borrow money from me. Nucca, don't ask me fo shit! Not a gotdamn thang! I watch Judge Judy faitfully, muhfugga!

HotGritz said:

I KNOW YOU DIDN'T JUST ... eat my last piece of peppered beef jerky ... BITCH Please !!

call my house again after I told you the first 2 times you had the wrong number.