Is it save to conclude that KD Lang wins the 'want to have sex with'? Or do you think it's too early to say?

dJJ said:

Is it save to conclude that KD Lang wins the 'want to have sex with'? Or do you think it's too early to say?

Shit, thus far, KD is kicking wiener on this thread....

Tittypants said:

Spinlight said:

Chaz Bono isn't a lesbian, lol. He's a straight male.

Please don't turn this thread into something bigger than it should be......

Come on.

Spinlight said:

Tittypants said:

Please don't turn this thread into something bigger than it should be......

Come on.

Just messin' with you, Spinlight. I'll never forget my fisting thread, mainly because of you.

Tittypants said:

dJJ said:

Is it save to conclude that KD Lang wins the 'want to have sex with'? Or do you think it's too early to say?

Shit, thus far, KD is kicking wiener on this thread....

Ellen would win every category for me. Plus, her gf is hot, too.

Tittypants said:

[We all know that there are certain stereotypes when it comes people's sexuality. So please try to understand that I'm not trying to offend anyone.]

Okay, so here are the contestants:

Martina Navratilova

K.D. Lang

Jane Lynch

Rachel Maddow

Ellen Degeneres [or Owen Wilson]

Chaz Bono [who is legally a guy now, but I think he still has his female equipment]

So here's my questions:

1. Who do you think would win a cage match between these ladies?

2. To the Straight guys, who do you find the most do-able of these ladies?

3.To the Gay guys, who would you mistake as a guy, & which do you find the most attractive of these ladies?

4. To the ladies, who do you find the most manly & do-able of these ladies?

[Edited 9/28/11 4:13am]

Firs off, I object to Rachel Maddow being included with this bunch. She is not manly at all. She looks like a girl, does not try to hide her natural feminine voice and she occasionally wears makeup.

With that being said,

1. Martina would wipe the floor with all these bishes

2. skip n/a- but early await the responses

3. skip n/a - but Im guessing either Chaz or KD will be in the top spot

4. None of them. I like the real thing not weak imitations. But if I was drunk and had to kiss one of them to seduce a guy....I'd sooooo go for Rachel. She is lovely! My runner up would be Jada Pinkett Smith

Tittypants said:

[We all know that there are certain stereotypes when it comes people's sexuality. So please try to understand that I'm not trying to offend anyone.]

Okay, so here are the contestants:

K.D. Lang

What the crap is wrong with her ginormous hand in this picture? She looks like one of the guys in that one Foo Fighters video. Weird.

I find K.D. to be the most manly of them but she would NOT be the one I have sex with. She seems creepy. Too charming. If I were to have sex with any of them, it would probably be Ellen. Even though I'm not gay or bisexual, if I were going to have sex with a woman she would look like a woman. I find Ellen to be the most feminine out of these choices.

JuliePurplehead said:

I find K.D. to be the most manly of them but she would NOT be the one I have sex with. She seems creepy. Too charming. If I were to have sex with any of them, it would probably be Ellen. Even though I'm not gay or bisexual, if I were going to have sex with a woman she would look like a woman. I find Ellen to be the most feminine out of these choices.

thank you!, someone who agrees

formallypickles said:

JuliePurplehead said:

I find K.D. to be the most manly of them but she would NOT be the one I have sex with. She seems creepy. Too charming. If I were to have sex with any of them, it would probably be Ellen. Even though I'm not gay or bisexual, if I were going to have sex with a woman she would look like a woman. I find Ellen to be the most feminine out of these choices.

thank you!, someone who agrees

I find her creepy as well.

HotGritz said:

formallypickles said:

thank you!, someone who agrees

I find her creepy as well.

See, i knew i wasnt crazy

KD Lang rules. I think she has a beautiful voice; when she sings, I feel it everywhere.

KD Lang looks like she chops wood for a living....and hexes people in her spare time.

dJJ said:

dJJ said:

KD Lang rules. I think she has a beautiful voice; when she sings, I feel it everywhere.

I think this was the cover of Vanity Fair back in the early 90's. KD was in her 30's and looked like PeeWee Herman on testosterone. With the right sex toys in her toy box she is definitly one of those butch vagina owners who could make straight ladies for sure.

is someone going to make a "Battle of the Femme Lesbians!" thread?

JerseyKRS said:

is someone going to make a "Battle of the Femme Lesbians!" thread?

Well are they?

( I think JerseyKRS is looking through his photobuckets now. It should not take long before we see a new thread in GD)

JerseyKRS said:

is someone going to make a "Battle of the Femme Lesbians!" thread?

I think you should make it. I can only straddle this subject once ...

...It will be much easier to make that thread than this one was anyways

Tittypants said:

So here's my questions:

1. Who do you think would win a cage match between these ladies?

I'm going against the grain here and say CHAZ BONO.

Chaz looks like someone who can throw a mean punch...I wouldn't wanna mess with him/her.

2. To the Straight guys, who do you find the most do-able of these ladies?

My vote goes to ELLEN DEGENERES

I remember watching her TV show back-in-the-day and noticing she had a nice, juicy ass.

This is the best I can get with google on the fly;

Can you choose them at any age? Because I am thinking Martina must have had a pretty good bod at one point. Tennis players always have hot bods.

Martina is also a very cool person. KD seems to be too, but maybe a bit of an "artistic" temperment.

Ellen, maybe if Anne Heche and Portia were both there too.

I'd sooner sleep with Jonah Hill than Chas.

I don't know Rachel Maddow, but she looks okay, actually.

now what were the other questions?

[Edited 10/1/11 23:04pm]

NDRU said:

Can you choose them at any age? Because I am thinking Martina must have had a pretty good bod at one point. Tennis players always have hot bods.

Martina is also a very cool person. KD seems to be too, but maybe a bit of an "artistic" temperment.

Ellen, maybe if Anne Heche and Portia were both there too.

I'd sooner sleep with Jonah Hill than Chas.

I don't know Rachel Maddow, but she looks okay, actually.

now what were the other questions?

except 4 chaz i am open 2 all of them and i find all of them kinda attractive

purplemonster04 said:

Ellen Degeneres [or Owen Wilson]

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V10LETBLUES said:

purplemonster04 said:

V10LETBLUES said:

purplemonster04 said:

...and it goes without saying that Rachel would beat the living crap out of Justin in a cage match.

PurpleJedi said:

V10LETBLUES said:

...and it goes without saying that Rachel would beat the living crap out of Justin in a cage match.

If I did not know which of these two people was male and which was female I would totally get the answer wrong. In these two pics both faces seem female but the neck of the person on the left seems more likely to be male then the neck of the person on the right which would mean I would guess incorrectly.

How did we miss Joan Jett,

She wins for tough

She wins for sexy

She also has the sexiest speaking voice

V10LETBLUES said:

omg, i had to look at these two pix twice. then i , then i started laughing in a good rib shaking energy burst. then the thought came to mind, doesn't it seem like Justin B. is getting ready to audition for some type of america's next "whatever" model.

oh well, who am i to say any thing other than postitive about JB, plenty young ladies

love that young man. he's even got a kind of bowie-ish type of stance. only a little softer.

Tittypants said:

So here's my questions:

1. Who do you think would win a cage match between these ladies?

2. To the Straight guys, who do you find the most do-able of these ladies?

3.To the Gay guys, who would you mistake as a guy, & which do you find the most attractive of these ladies?

4. To the ladies, who do you find the most manly & do-able of these ladies?

[Edited 9/28/11 4:13am]

1. In any kind of brawl (steel cage match OR otherwise), Martina would win, hands down!

2. In reality, none of them because romantically speaking, I prefer women that are feminime. In theory, I would take Rachel out on a date for chicken wings at a sport bar on a Sunday afternoon so we watch NFL football.