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Battle Of The Manly Lesbians! [We all know that there are certain stereotypes when it comes people's sexuality. So please try to understand that I'm not trying to offend anyone.]
Okay, so here are the contestants:
Martina Navratilova
K.D. Lang
Jane Lynch
Rachel Maddow
Ellen Degeneres [or Owen Wilson]
Chaz Bono [who is legally a guy now, but I think he still has his female equipment]
So here's my questions:
1. Who do you think would win a cage match between these ladies?
2. To the Straight guys, who do you find the most do-able of these ladies?
3.To the Gay guys, who would you mistake as a guy, & which do you find the most attractive of these ladies?
4. To the ladies, who do you find the most manly & do-able of these ladies?
[Edited 9/28/11 4:13am] الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
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My neighbors come from Lesbos! | |
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Cool. الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
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But once again, another thread of mine that you ultimately don't answer whatsoever... 
Didn't they try to have the word "lesbian" - meaning gay, changed?
Not your neighbours, a group of people from Lesbos. | |
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Fuck it then, i'm changing it to "Lesbians" then..... الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
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So what is this about?
Are we supposed to choose which one we hate the most? | |
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Read the questions at the bottom...then answer them to your liking.... الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
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not one of your better threads Imago.. | |
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in answer to #2.... jane lynch.... yeah, i would.
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moderatorIf I were a lesbo, I would totally do K.D Lang!
~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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I can see why.................. | |
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Martina would slay them all.
I'd consider buying Martina and KD strap ons for Xmas and celebrate the supposed birth of that magic baby dude by a roaring fireplace getting spitroasted by those handsome ladies. | |
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I think I would win. | |
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Whatever, Imago. الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
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Eye went 2 a pub on tuesday and there the 2 uggliest lesbians ive ever seen....They looked like men and dressed like men.....with short hair and they grossed me out so much......Eye no alot of what we see in porn is BS but when u type in lesbians u dont get what eye saw in that pub pop up on the screen....When it comes 2 lesbians why is the reality so cruel.... Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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Yeah, they sure have made lesbian porn for straight men very misleading...though I do actually like seeing "tribbing".... الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
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Martina. She is a strong-ass woman.
None of them arouse me in any way, shape or form. Gun to my head, I'd say Jane Lynch. | |
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I've never noticed the resemblance between the two before!
And to answer your question, Martina would win, hands down. Such determination.
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الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
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She's much softer looking in person. Very shy personality, too. | |
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I cried during the opening of the Olympics in Vancouver. I recorded it and saw it several times, and every time miss Lang had me crying. I still get goosebumps from it.
To me, KD Lang wins. I think she is amazing
99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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My money would be on Martina or Ellen for all kindsa lesbian shit! | |
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Ottensen said:
She's much softer looking in person. Very shy personality, too. I saw her on Graeme Norton and she seemed fun, quick to laugh and seemed to have a great sense of humor. I pick her  | |
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Do they write semi-erotic poetry? | |
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Do they write semi-erotic poetry? Should I go through their trash to find out? It would all be Greek to me though  | |
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KD lang scares me.
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Ellen would just say some totally off the wall shit that would cause each of them to pause, then laugh, thereby giving her the opportunity to kick each of the them squarely in the box. I'm callin' Ellen for the win. | |
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WHAT? why? ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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Her aura is creepy, i feel like she's hiding under my bed right now.
But she looks like shes made of peeps, so that adds to creepiness. | |
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