JustErin said:

You are hilariously weird.

Well....thats something even I've never been called before!! Thank you!

Shanti0608 said:

SexLovely said:

Sorry old chum, to much bollocks to take it at once?

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I dont know I think theres something wrong with me, I dont really know what to do. She's pretty, lovely, beautiful, funny, playful.....everything I want in a girl.....but theres something missing.

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Worst thing i can say about her is, shes an avid Christian

Maybe you are gay.

Oh, I thought this was a coming out thread.

edit * forgot to add the sarcastic So you knew it was a joke.

[Edited 8/16/11 6:50am]

It's ok hun! After what I said to you before I would've assumed you were being sarcastic!

SexLovely said:

Earlier this year I gave up masturbation for lent (43 Days ) which I was actually quite proud of and is by far the longest Ive gone without playing with myself.

crazy.

dyvrdown said:

SexLovely said:

Earlier this year I gave up masturbation for lent (43 Days ) which I was actually quite proud of and is by far the longest Ive gone without playing with myself.

crazy.

I know....oop, did I mention that I did have 2 orgasms during that time, which were not administered by me?? No? Must've skipped my mind then!

-Good stuff in this read.

MyJobIz2beCute said:

-Good stuff in this read.

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*feels like a circus freak*

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*hears DavetheRave turn on a switch and suddenly the floor he's chained to becomes really hot*

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SexLovely said:

Teacher said:

You sing along with the music in the player.

I think I was singing TTD when I nearly ingested a a july bug or whatever it bloody well was.

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Im not religious so I dont really focus on the details but I did it as a dare and it lasted 43 days.......after which when I did finally knock 1 out it literally only took me 30seconds and the result was like what happens when u tighten a tap really quickly and the pressure gurgles out that load of water at the end ......and it was numb

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wank edit

[Edited 8/15/11 15:10pm]

Cool

As for the rest of the thread

SexLovely said:

dyvrdown said:

crazy.

I know....oop, did I mention that I did have 2 orgasms during that time, which were not administered by me?? No? Must've skipped my mind then!

thats not so bad then, but youre still nuts lol

So SL, what has happened to you today? Inquiring minds want to know!

I got fucked over by a rat bitch that never called again...But its ok cause i stole every dime that bitch made on my name alone.....

davetherave6767 said:

SexLovely said:

Sorry old chum, to much bollocks to take it at once?

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I dont know I think theres something wrong with me, I dont really know what to do. She's pretty, lovely, beautiful, funny, playful.....everything I want in a girl.....but theres something missing.

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Worst thing i can say about her is, shes an avid Christian

Christian is ok and if shes as hot as u make out then being a christian is hot.......Does she hold back in bed???is that it???U want some1 dirtier???U must no inside ur heart what the problem is ok...

She'd not frigid or anything like that mate! lol I dont know, I think maybe I've been caught out with this at the wrong time. I'm very unexperienced with relationships, and even though it's not difficult at all with her it just feels very odd. I literally have to concentrate so hard not to flirt with every girl I know.....

davetherave6767 said:

Regarding funerals thats interesting cuz i never cry either????.....eye go 2 alot of funerals why cry ??? im always happy and infact envious of the dead....eye no u can say it.........creepy right?

You're envious of the dead?!?! Bloody hell Dave, are u saying you wish you were dead?

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I don't know....I only cry to movies and images of animal cruelty. Even when Im surrounded by lots of family who are all bawling I can't let go.....

mostbeautifulboy said:

SexLovely said:

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I have never told anyone that I love them (except my parents and thats probably only happened twice).

What do you do or say when someone says "I love you" to you??

I've lied and said "you too" before.... ....or I just smile awkwardly lol.

dJJ said:

SexLovely said:

I am a "love skeptic", I cant help thinking that love is simply a bond built up over time by a reciprocator due to the brain's need to be empathised, understood and agreed with to release certain feel-good hormones. Dependacy etc.

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But Im probably just a commitment phobe But I know I haven't loved anyone....I haven't stayed awake thinking about anyone since I was a teenager, and apart from my immediate family theres no-one I would have my nuts lowered into a wood-chipper for.

We can blaim our brain for everything we do.

Including feelings like love

I never knew that love means risking your nuts. I would not risk my body for anybody.

Wait.

I would.

For my three brothers, I would.

Yeah true, I spose who we are is determined by how are brain is stimulated. But I think "love" is basically a bond built up over time, like a dependancy......I'm really bitter having never said serious feelings for anyone I suppose!!

This thread deserves a "Don't Drink & Post" warning label.

Cerebus thinks you unnecessarily wasted opportunities for about eight good threads when you dumped them all in this one. Sad.

Cerebus said:

Cerebus thinks you unnecessarily wasted opportunities for about eight good threads when you dumped them all in this one. Sad.

Dont worry buddy! There's always recycling!!

SexLovely said:

Cerebus said:

Cerebus thinks you unnecessarily wasted opportunities for about eight good threads when you dumped them all in this one. Sad.

Dont worry buddy! There's always recycling!!