What are some shocking things you’ve done, or been caught doing, while drunk and/or at parties/get togethers? (You don’t necessarily have to have been drunk…)

LadyCasanova said:

What are some shocking things you’ve done, or been caught doing, while drunk and/or at parties/get togethers? (You don’t necessarily have to have been drunk…)

one word dont ever try to do a drunken backflip off a glass coffee table EVER!! it doesnt turn out the way you think its going to turn out... that is all

insatiable3 said:

LadyCasanova said:

What are some shocking things you’ve done, or been caught doing, while drunk and/or at parties/get togethers? (You don’t necessarily have to have been drunk…)

one word dont ever try to do a drunken backflip off a glass coffee table EVER!! it doesnt turn out the way you think its going to turn out... that is all

OMG. Tell me what happened, are you ok now?

Ive done so much while but the most OUT OF CHARACTER I'd say was pee off a hotel balcony since I'm pee shy.

LadyCasanova said:

insatiable3 said:

one word dont ever try to do a drunken backflip off a glass coffee table EVER!! it doesnt turn out the way you think its going to turn out... that is all

OMG. Tell me what happened, are you ok now?

im ok lol but i got a pretty bad bruise on my forehead and shards on glass in my knees .. i just thought one night after showing off my bad ass drunken dancing skills that i could show myself up with a back flip off my friends glass coffee table. yep it was an EPIC FAIL!! never again lol

Oh shit, I could write a very long book on this topic.

JustErin said:

Oh shit, I could write a very long book on this topic.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/wa..._3HFLJRaBA[/youtube]

johnart said:

JustErin said:

Oh shit, I could write a very long book on this topic.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/wa..._3HFLJRaBA[/youtube]

Oh no, that's not me at all.

Actually, I'll fully admit that I'm a guys worst nightmare when I am really hammered. If we're hanging out and I'm not into you I'll tease the shit outta you and never give it up.

But I don't really drink that much anymore.

JustErin said:

johnart said:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/wa..._3HFLJRaBA[/youtube]

Oh no, that's not me at all.

Actually, I'll fully admit that I'm a guys worst nightmare when I am really hammered. If we're hanging out and I'm not into you I'll tease the shit outta you and never give it up.

But I don't really drink that much anymore.

I'm not a "mess" drunk. I'm entertaining but not usually in the way I regret the next day.

I passed out in the backyard in my boxers after slashing at my birthday cake with a knife, flinging cake all over the dining room.

One day I was tripping on shroom's(the LAST time) and I got all emotional over some stuff I'd said to my Ma. So I drove over to their house at 5 am and was all gushing and crying about some wrong I hd done and I was apoligiizing for it.

I woulda told me to get the fuck outta my house.

but she just said it's ok...it's ok.

I'm sure she knew I was trippin on something...but I wasn't a heavy drug user at the time. My parents knew I used them occasionally. They weren't cool with it per say, but I usually stayed outta trouble, drugs or not.

BobGeorge909 said:

I passed out in the backyard in my boxers after slashing at my birthday cake with a knife, flinging cake all over the dining room.

One day I was tripping on shroom's(the LAST time) and I got all emotional over some stuff I'd said to my Ma. So I drove over to their house at 5 am and was all gushing and crying about some wrong I hd done and I was apoligiizing for it.

I woulda told me to get the fuck outta my house.

but she just said it's ok...it's ok.

I'm sure she knew I was trippin on something...but I wasn't a heavy drug user at the time. My parents knew I used them occasionally. They weren't cool with it per say, but I usually stayed outta trouble, drugs or not.

whoa

davetherave6767 said:

Don't play coy Dave, give up the goods. We are all friends here...

Oh, y'all are going to love this one. Years ago, I was with my best friend Shannon and we were over at his lover at the time, Tommy's house. Clubs were no fun anymore and we used to all get together at someone's house, drink, listen to music, talk shit, and then everyone sleep over so no one had to risk getting a DUI driving home.

Anyway, we had been drinking all night and we had all gone to sleep. Several people were in Tommy's living room on the couches, Shannon and Tommy were in Tommy's bed, and I was in Tommy's spare bedroom. This was the first time I had ever been to his house so I wasn't familiar with it. In the middle of the night, I woke up and had to piss. I got out of the bed and it was pitch black dark in that house. It was so dark, I couldn't even see my hand in front of my face. I felt my way around the walls like a blind person until I reached the hall. I continued feeling the walls until I came to an opening to a room which I thought was the bathroom. I keep feeling around looking for a light switch but never could find it. Finally, I felt something touch my leg at knee level so I thought it was the toilet. I pulled my dick out and started pissing. The next thing you know, I heard Shannon holler...."Andy! Bitch, what the fuck are you doing? This ain't the fucking bathroom! Take your drunk ass into that bathroom!".....Tommy got up and turned on the light and I was standing at the edge of the bed pissing straight down on Shannon's face.

When we all got up the next morning and were eating breakfast, Tommy was washing bed sheets and his comforter. We had a good laugh about that all morning. Shannon said he was laying there and felt something warm trickling on his face. He thought he was dreaming until he noticed he was getting wetter and wetter.

vainandy said:

Oh, y'all are going to love this one. Years ago, I was with my best friend Shannon and we were over at his lover at the time, Tommy's house. Clubs were no fun anymore and we used to all get together at someone's house, drink, listen to music, talk shit, and then everyone sleep over so no one had to risk getting a DUI driving home.

Anyway, we had been drinking all night and we had all gone to sleep. Several people were in Tommy's living room on the couches, Shannon and Tommy were in Tommy's bed, and I was in Tommy's spare bedroom. This was the first time I had ever been to his house so I wasn't familiar with it. In the middle of the night, I woke up and had to piss. I got out of the bed and it was pitch black dark in that house. It was so dark, I couldn't even see my hand in front of my face. I felt my way around the walls like a blind person until I reached the hall. I continued feeling the walls until I came to an opening to a room which I thought was the bathroom. I keep feeling around looking for a light switch but never could find it. Finally, I felt something touch my leg at knee level so I thought it was the toilet. I pulled my dick out and started pissing. The next thing you know, I heard Shannon holler...."Andy! Bitch, what the fuck are you doing? This ain't the fucking bathroom! Take your drunk ass into that bathroom!".....Tommy got up and turned on the light and I was standing at the edge of the bed pissing straight down on Shannon's face.

When we all got up the next morning and were eating breakfast, Tommy was washing bed sheets and his comforter. We had a good laugh about that all morning. Shannon said he was laying there and felt something warm trickling on his face. He thought he was dreaming until he noticed he was getting wetter and wetter.

I won't be able to get Let the Music Play out my head for a week.

vainandy said:

Oh, y'all are going to love this one. Years ago, I was with my best friend Shannon and we were over at his lover at the time, Tommy's house. Clubs were no fun anymore and we used to all get together at someone's house, drink, listen to music, talk shit, and then everyone sleep over so no one had to risk getting a DUI driving home.

Anyway, we had been drinking all night and we had all gone to sleep. Several people were in Tommy's living room on the couches, Shannon and Tommy were in Tommy's bed, and I was in Tommy's spare bedroom. This was the first time I had ever been to his house so I wasn't familiar with it. In the middle of the night, I woke up and had to piss. I got out of the bed and it was pitch black dark in that house. It was so dark, I couldn't even see my hand in front of my face. I felt my way around the walls like a blind person until I reached the hall. I continued feeling the walls until I came to an opening to a room which I thought was the bathroom. I keep feeling around looking for a light switch but never could find it. Finally, I felt something touch my leg at knee level so I thought it was the toilet. I pulled my dick out and started pissing. The next thing you know, I heard Shannon holler...."Andy! Bitch, what the fuck are you doing? This ain't the fucking bathroom! Take your drunk ass into that bathroom!".....Tommy got up and turned on the light and I was standing at the edge of the bed pissing straight down on Shannon's face.

When we all got up the next morning and were eating breakfast, Tommy was washing bed sheets and his comforter. We had a good laugh about that all morning. Shannon said he was laying there and felt something warm trickling on his face. He thought he was dreaming until he noticed he was getting wetter and wetter.

oh wow...I woulda socked u in the nuts!

marriage.

whistle said:

marriage.

b careful one more drink and u'll have kids

johnart said:

vainandy said:

Oh, y'all are going to love this one. Years ago, I was with my best friend Shannon and we were over at his lover at the time, Tommy's house. Clubs were no fun anymore and we used to all get together at someone's house, drink, listen to music, talk shit, and then everyone sleep over so no one had to risk getting a DUI driving home.

Anyway, we had been drinking all night and we had all gone to sleep. Several people were in Tommy's living room on the couches, Shannon and Tommy were in Tommy's bed, and I was in Tommy's spare bedroom. This was the first time I had ever been to his house so I wasn't familiar with it. In the middle of the night, I woke up and had to piss. I got out of the bed and it was pitch black dark in that house. It was so dark, I couldn't even see my hand in front of my face. I felt my way around the walls like a blind person until I reached the hall. I continued feeling the walls until I came to an opening to a room which I thought was the bathroom. I keep feeling around looking for a light switch but never could find it. Finally, I felt something touch my leg at knee level so I thought it was the toilet. I pulled my dick out and started pissing. The next thing you know, I heard Shannon holler...."Andy! Bitch, what the fuck are you doing? This ain't the fucking bathroom! Take your drunk ass into that bathroom!".....Tommy got up and turned on the light and I was standing at the edge of the bed pissing straight down on Shannon's face.

When we all got up the next morning and were eating breakfast, Tommy was washing bed sheets and his comforter. We had a good laugh about that all morning. Shannon said he was laying there and felt something warm trickling on his face. He thought he was dreaming until he noticed he was getting wetter and wetter.

I won't be able to get Let the Music Play out my head for a week.

i forgot most of the things i did

i am lucky like that

FuzzyWitch said:

whistle said:

marriage.

b careful one more drink and u'll have kids

did you not read the word marriage?

johnart said:

vainandy said:

Oh, y'all are going to love this one. Years ago, I was with my best friend Shannon and we were over at his lover at the time, Tommy's house. Clubs were no fun anymore and we ...

...ut that all morning. Shannon said he was laying there and felt something warm trickling on his face. He thought he was dreaming until he noticed he was getting wetter and wetter.

I won't be able to get Let the Music Play out my head for a week.

at first I was like "Let the music play"

then I googled the song and was like

BobGeorge909 said:

vainandy said:

Oh, y'all are going to love this one. Years ago, I was with my best friend Shannon and we were over at his lover at the time, Tommy's house. Clubs were no fun anymore and we used to all get together at someone's house, drink, listen to music, talk shit, and then everyone sleep over so no one had to risk getting a DUI driving home.

Anyway, we had been drinking all night and we had all gone to sleep. Several people were in Tommy's living room on the couches, Shannon and Tommy were in Tommy's bed, and I was in Tommy's spare bedroom. This was the first time I had ever been to his house so I wasn't familiar with it. In the middle of the night, I woke up and had to piss. I got out of the bed and it was pitch black dark in that house. It was so dark, I couldn't even see my hand in front of my face. I felt my way around the walls like a blind person until I reached the hall. I continued feeling the walls until I came to an opening to a room which I thought was the bathroom. I keep feeling around looking for a light switch but never could find it. Finally, I felt something touch my leg at knee level so I thought it was the toilet. I pulled my dick out and started pissing. The next thing you know, I heard Shannon holler...."Andy! Bitch, what the fuck are you doing? This ain't the fucking bathroom! Take your drunk ass into that bathroom!".....Tommy got up and turned on the light and I was standing at the edge of the bed pissing straight down on Shannon's face.

When we all got up the next morning and were eating breakfast, Tommy was washing bed sheets and his comforter. We had a good laugh about that all morning. Shannon said he was laying there and felt something warm trickling on his face. He thought he was dreaming until he noticed he was getting wetter and wetter.

oh wow...I woulda socked u in the nuts!

I'm just glad it was only Shannon, who I've known for 15 years. Some of those rough motherfuckers up in that living room would have killed my ass if it had been them.

vainandy said:

BobGeorge909 said:

oh wow...I woulda socked u in the nuts!

I'm just glad it was only Shannon, who I've known for 15 years. Some of those rough motherfuckers up in that living room would have killed my ass if it had been them.

i kinda expected you to be sleeping with them, truth be told.

whistle said:

vainandy said:

I'm just glad it was only Shannon, who I've known for 15 years. Some of those rough motherfuckers up in that living room would have killed my ass if it had been them.

i kinda expected you to be sleeping with them, truth be told.

They prob shave.

whistle said:

FuzzyWitch said:

b careful one more drink and u'll have kids

did you not read the word marriage?

maybe u should get a divorce and then your wife will sleep with u

if not ~ i will

whistle said:

vainandy said:

I'm just glad it was only Shannon, who I've known for 15 years. Some of those rough motherfuckers up in that living room would have killed my ass if it had been them.

i kinda expected you to be sleeping with them, truth be told.

Oh, I've slept with Tommy on a separate occasion. And the morning after I slept with him, he had got up and I was laying in the bed and he had a guest over that kept looking at me and saying...."Oooooh, a white bitch. Oh, I could go for a white bitch right about now. Damn, I've heard white bitches are good"....so I got up out of that bed and said...."Come on you motherfucker, show me what you got daddy"....and I had him while Tommy watched.

Years later, I had Shannon in a fivesome.

LadyCasanova said:

whistle said:

i kinda expected you to be sleeping with them, truth be told.

They prob shave.

Oh, no they don't.

FuzzyWitch said:

whistle said:

did you not read the word marriage?

maybe u should get a divorce and then your wife will sleep with u

if not ~ i will

it'll be the best 90 seconds of your day.

I was at a Photo Convention in Poland one year when I was Regional Sales Manager for Tamron. Our Distributors greeted us at this HUGE dinner party and as we sat at these long dinner tables (looked like fuckin' Hogwarts!) each of our Retail partners got up, said a few words and then NASTROYA! We would all take a shot of the local Vodka.

Mind you... this was before dinner!!! By the time dinner was being served we were all 7 or 9 shots in and the party just kept getting better... My assistant passed out in his seat and some of the staff carried him to his room...

At any rate, I was hella feelin it and I knew I had to maintain myself so I was drinkin' lots of water and then we started dancing...

I woke up not recalling how I got back to my room... did a quick check, keys, wallet, watch and kidneys were all still there... no sign of any random female company either... Dodged that bullet...

So now I go to the convention and as I'm walking around the hall floor greeting retailers and so on I begin to notice that alot of the convention girls are smiling and waving at me... Now I've always considered myself of average appearance so to suddenly get so much attention from literally 10-15 young women means that either my suit is made of green cards and hundred dollar bills or something happened last night...

Finally after an unbearable amount of time with me grinning like an idiot and waving back I finally got up the courage to ask a small group of the ladies what was going on...

Apparently at some point at the party I must have blacked out because according to them after dinner and dancing was through at the reception dinner I had announced rather loudly, "TO THE CLUB!!" grabbed 3 or 4 of the ladies and commandeered the Hotel bus and soon a group of 20 or 30 of us went and hit all the nightclubs in the Międzyzdroje beach area. They'd never had as good a time as that night out...

To this day I cannot, for the life of me, remember a single goddamn thing from that night...

fuckin' alchohol...