RenHoek said:

JustErin said:

Like, I don't get it. You're on there because you want to meet someone new, why the fuck are you trying to turn them off at first contact?

they're impatient... they don't want to wait... they're looking for the instant hook-up...

They want to log on, click a profile, send you a wink and then they expect your panties to fall off and drive you to their place for 2.58mins. of "passion". Subsequently, you leave...

Oh god...

It's really not that serious for me. here is what's in my about me section. I'm not taking it super seriously.

Not sure what I want. I'm just bored.

Moved here from Ontario 8 months ago and I'm bored to death. Just looking to meet new people and get out of the house now and then. I'm not too sure what makes me unique on here...I can do this weird thing with my tongue...? I guess that's pretty unique. Um...I don't like beer or country music. I dunno, I'm not good at this 'talk about your goals and aspirations' stuff and I'm not too keen on trying to appear super awesome to everyone. I just want to get out more....ya know?

Oh, and generic cut and paste messages that you send to everyone will be ignored by me. Sorry, if I'm not worth the effort of a real message, you're not worth my time. Here's a happy face to not make that sound so harsh.

I LOVE frozen bluberries

JustErin said:

RenHoek said:

they're impatient... they don't want to wait... they're looking for the instant hook-up...

They want to log on, click a profile, send you a wink and then they expect your panties to fall off and drive you to their place for 2.58mins. of "passion". Subsequently, you leave...

Oh god...

It's really not that serious for me. here is what's in my about me section. I'm not taking it super seriously.

Not sure what I want. I'm just bored.

Moved here from Ontario 8 months ago and I'm bored to death. Just looking to meet new people and get out of the house now and then. I'm not too sure what makes me unique on here...I can do this weird thing with my tongue...? I guess that's pretty unique. Um...I don't like beer or country music. I dunno, I'm not good at this 'talk about your goals and aspirations' stuff and I'm not too keen on trying to appear super awesome to everyone. I just want to get out more....ya know?

Oh, and generic cut and paste messages that you send to everyone will be ignored by me. Sorry, if I'm not worth the effort of a real message, you're not worth my time. Here's a happy face to not make that sound so harsh.

well damn... talk about non-committal... you tease'em with your tongue trick but then you're all "sigh, woe is me, I'm so "

are you good at any sports, you know simple stuff like Darts or Pool? You should look into joining a club or finding a dance partner (if you're into that...).

I mean, you want to get out more but it doesn't sound like you're looking to get fucked from behind and choked out (this time...) so you need a non-sexual social activity. Have you tried Bocce Ball aka Lawn Bowling??

does this sound like the right direction?

RenHoek said:

JustErin said:

Oh god...

It's really not that serious for me. here is what's in my about me section. I'm not taking it super seriously.

Not sure what I want. I'm just bored.

Moved here from Ontario 8 months ago and I'm bored to death. Just looking to meet new people and get out of the house now and then. I'm not too sure what makes me unique on here...I can do this weird thing with my tongue...? I guess that's pretty unique. Um...I don't like beer or country music. I dunno, I'm not good at this 'talk about your goals and aspirations' stuff and I'm not too keen on trying to appear super awesome to everyone. I just want to get out more....ya know?

Oh, and generic cut and paste messages that you send to everyone will be ignored by me. Sorry, if I'm not worth the effort of a real message, you're not worth my time. Here's a happy face to not make that sound so harsh.

well damn... talk about non-committal... you tease'em with your tongue trick but then you're all "sigh, woe is me, I'm so "

are you good at any sports, you know simple stuff like Darts or Pool? You should look into joining a club or finding a dance partner (if you're into that...).

I mean, you want to get out more but it doesn't sound like you're looking to get fucked from behind and choked out (this time...) so you need a non-sexual social activity. Have you tried Bocce Ball aka Lawn Bowling??

does this sound like the right direction?

Hahaha.

Ok, wait a sec....I wasn't even thinking about that. It's the only thing I could think of that makes me not like everyone else on there.

I'm really just wanting to go out and socialize a little. It's slim pickings out here in the men department so I know that a super hot fuck buddy will not be found on there....but at least get me out to go looking for one that's not on a dating site.

I have no interest in sports.

Are there friends only sites?

JustErin said:

RenHoek said:

well damn... talk about non-committal... you tease'em with your tongue trick but then you're all "sigh, woe is me, I'm so "

are you good at any sports, you know simple stuff like Darts or Pool? You should look into joining a club or finding a dance partner (if you're into that...).

I mean, you want to get out more but it doesn't sound like you're looking to get fucked from behind and choked out (this time...) so you need a non-sexual social activity. Have you tried Bocce Ball aka Lawn Bowling??

does this sound like the right direction?

Hahaha.

Ok, wait a sec....I wasn't even thinking about that. It's the only thing I could think of that makes me not like everyone else on there.

I'm really just wanting to go out and socialize a little. It's slim pickings out here in the men department so I know that a super hot fuck buddy will not be found on there....but at least get me out to go looking for one that's not on a dating site.

I have no interest in sports.

Are there friends only sites?

girl you need a book club or learn to quilt or some shit... Do you like knitting??

I know on Craigslist there's a platonic section...

What about outdoorsy stuff like bird-watching? I mean to me it sounds completely asinine to go out and merely watch for birds but apparently there's a lot of folks that really dig that shit...

Do you like mushrooms? You could go mushroom hunting.

Or how about cooking, they have these lovely free cooking seminars at Williams-Sonoma around here (don't know what kind of fancy-shmancy cooking gear places you have up there)

Learn how to shoot a pistol, rifle or shotgun... it's not nearly as agrro-violent as it sounds and shooting clays is actually a shit load of fun...

Bike riding? Inline/Roller Skates??

Sailing?

What about a community college, go learn some shit, paint or something...

Oooh what about throwing pottery? You know ala "Ghost" Ooh my-ay-ay love, my darlin', I hunger for...

RenHoek said:

JustErin said:

Hahaha.

Ok, wait a sec....I wasn't even thinking about that. It's the only thing I could think of that makes me not like everyone else on there.

I'm really just wanting to go out and socialize a little. It's slim pickings out here in the men department so I know that a super hot fuck buddy will not be found on there....but at least get me out to go looking for one that's not on a dating site.

I have no interest in sports.

Are there friends only sites?

girl you need a book club or learn to quilt or some shit... Do you like knitting??

I know on Craigslist there's a platonic section...

What about outdoorsy stuff like bird-watching? I mean to me it sounds completely asinine to go out and merely watch for birds but apparently there's a lot of folks that really dig that shit...

Do you like mushrooms? You could go mushroom hunting.

Or how about cooking, they have these lovely free cooking seminars at Williams-Sonoma around here (don't know what kind of fancy-shmancy cooking gear places you have up there)

Learn how to shoot a pistol, rifle or shotgun... it's not nearly as agrro-violent as it sounds and shooting clays is actually a shit load of fun...

Bike riding? Inline/Roller Skates??

Sailing?

What about a community college, go learn some shit, paint or something...

Oooh what about throwing pottery? You know ala "Ghost" Ooh my-ay-ay love, my darlin', I hunger for...

JustErin said:

RenHoek said:

girl you need a book club or learn to quilt or some shit... Do you like knitting??

I know on Craigslist there's a platonic section...

What about outdoorsy stuff like bird-watching? I mean to me it sounds completely asinine to go out and merely watch for birds but apparently there's a lot of folks that really dig that shit...

Do you like mushrooms? You could go mushroom hunting.

Or how about cooking, they have these lovely free cooking seminars at Williams-Sonoma around here (don't know what kind of fancy-shmancy cooking gear places you have up there)

Learn how to shoot a pistol, rifle or shotgun... it's not nearly as agrro-violent as it sounds and shooting clays is actually a shit load of fun...

Bike riding? Inline/Roller Skates??

Sailing?

What about a community college, go learn some shit, paint or something...

Oooh what about throwing pottery? You know ala "Ghost" Ooh my-ay-ay love, my darlin', I hunger for...

and it's SUMMER, WTF are you going to do all WINTER???

RenHoek said:

JustErin said:

Hahaha.

Ok, wait a sec....I wasn't even thinking about that. It's the only thing I could think of that makes me not like everyone else on there.

I'm really just wanting to go out and socialize a little. It's slim pickings out here in the men department so I know that a super hot fuck buddy will not be found on there....but at least get me out to go looking for one that's not on a dating site.

I have no interest in sports.

Are there friends only sites?

girl you need a book club or learn to quilt or some shit... Do you like knitting??

I know on Craigslist there's a platonic section...

What about outdoorsy stuff like bird-watching? I mean to me it sounds completely asinine to go out and merely watch for birds but apparently there's a lot of folks that really dig that shit...

Do you like mushrooms? You could go mushroom hunting.

Or how about cooking, they have these lovely free cooking seminars at Williams-Sonoma around here (don't know what kind of fancy-shmancy cooking gear places you have up there)

Learn how to shoot a pistol, rifle or shotgun... it's not nearly as agrro-violent as it sounds and shooting clays is actually a shit load of fun...

Bike riding? Inline/Roller Skates??

Sailing?

What about a community college, go learn some shit, paint or something...

Oooh what about throwing pottery? You know ala "Ghost" Ooh my-ay-ay love, my darlin', I hunger for...

Before I die, I am working this into a pickup line somehow. One delivered in that cheesy, late 80s early 90s R&B lead-in voice (think Andy Samberg at the beginning of "Dick in a Box"). I expect it to go over swimmingly.

ZombieKitten said:

JustErin said:

and it's SUMMER, WTF are you going to do all WINTER???

I'm going to work this winter so hopefully I'll meet some decent people there.

damn... all I get is a for tryin' to get you out da house...

RenHoek said:

damn... all I get is a for tryin' to get you out da house...

Do I look like someone who wants to go mushroom picking? Or knit?

JustErin said:

RenHoek said:

damn... all I get is a for tryin' to get you out da house...

Do I look like someone who wants to go mushroom picking? Or knit?

Hey you want to get out more, socialize and not necessarily fuck someone... what better hobby could there be than fuckin' pickin' mushrooms!!

fine I'll take the for the knitting, you have to do that shit alone...

I mean you can't really become a barfly right??

RenHoek said:

JustErin said:

Do I look like someone who wants to go mushroom picking? Or knit?

Hey you want to get out more, socialize and not necessarily fuck someone... what better hobby could there be than fuckin' pickin' mushrooms!!

fine I'll take the for the knitting, you have to do that shit alone...

I mean you can't really become a barfly right??

I'm just being a baby because I can't get the dude I wanna bag.

I would like to meet some cool people though....that share the same interests...none of which you listed.

JustErin said:

RenHoek said:

Hey you want to get out more, socialize and not necessarily fuck someone... what better hobby could there be than fuckin' pickin' mushrooms!!

fine I'll take the for the knitting, you have to do that shit alone...

I mean you can't really become a barfly right??

I'm just being a baby because I can't get the dude I wanna bag.

I would like to meet some cool people though....that share the same interests...none of which you listed.

so... what are your interests? I mean you want to get out, which I TOTALLY understand, but what do YOU want to do??

I'm listening...

RenHoek said:

JustErin said:

I'm just being a baby because I can't get the dude I wanna bag.

I would like to meet some cool people though....that share the same interests...none of which you listed.

so... what are your interests? I mean you want to get out, which I TOTALLY understand, but what do YOU want to do??

I'm listening...

Catch a movie, go to dinner, have a drink or two. Hang out at some dude's place, chatting and watching a flick together....all things I used to do.

I'm simple.

JustErin said:

RenHoek said:

so... what are your interests? I mean you want to get out, which I TOTALLY understand, but what do YOU want to do??

I'm listening...

Catch a movie, go to dinner, have a drink or two. Hang out at some dude's place, chatting and watching a flick together....all things I used to do.

I'm simple.

that all sounds kind of like dating, so what interests do you have for every day platonic kind of socialising?

JustErin said:

RenHoek said:

so... what are your interests? I mean you want to get out, which I TOTALLY understand, but what do YOU want to do??

I'm listening...

Catch a movie, go to dinner, have a drink or two. Hang out at some dude's place, chatting and watching a flick together....all things I used to do.

I'm simple.

You should post that... to your profile...

Men are simple creatures, spell it out for'em and I'm sure you'll get what you're looking for...

ZombieKitten said:

JustErin said:

Catch a movie, go to dinner, have a drink or two. Hang out at some dude's place, chatting and watching a flick together....all things I used to do.

I'm simple.

that all sounds kind of like dating, so what interests do you have for every day platonic kind of socialising?

That's not dating to me. It's just hanging out.

JustErin said:

ZombieKitten said:

that all sounds kind of like dating, so what interests do you have for every day platonic kind of socialising?

That's not dating to me. It's just hanging out.

so all those things don't HAVE to be done with a hot guy? You could also have a group of friends to hang out with, right?

ZombieKitten said:

JustErin said:

That's not dating to me. It's just hanging out.

so all those things don't HAVE to be done with a hot guy? You could also have a group of friends to hang out with, right?

Of course!

I have had male friends where we just hung out and nothing else.

JustErin said:

ZombieKitten said:

so all those things don't HAVE to be done with a hot guy? You could also have a group of friends to hang out with, right?

Of course!

I have had male friends where we just hung out and nothing else.

what about GIRL friends to hang out with?

I am so sexually frustrated. At the point where I'm going to cry. Or rip my hair out.

I hate this feeling. Masturbating isn't satisfying anymore. Fuck this shit.

Mya said:

I am so sexually frustrated. At the point where I'm going to cry. Or rip my hair out.

I hate this feeling. Masturbating isn't satisfying anymore. Fuck this shit.

Mya said:

I am so sexually frustrated. At the point where I'm going to cry. Or rip my hair out.

I hate this feeling. Masturbating isn't satisfying anymore. Fuck this shit.

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Mya said:

I am so sexually frustrated. At the point where I'm going to cry. Or rip my hair out.

I hate this feeling. Masturbating isn't satisfying anymore. Fuck this shit.

Girl, my clit runs and hides everytime I pull down my panties and that's just when I go to pee.

KidaDynamite said:

Mya said:

I am so sexually frustrated. At the point where I'm going to cry. Or rip my hair out.

I hate this feeling. Masturbating isn't satisfying anymore. Fuck this shit.

Girl, my clit runs and hides everytime I pull down my panties and that's just when I go to pee.

I can so relate, story of my fucking life. I just want to be really fucked, you know?

"Tell Me How U Wanna B Done" just came on shuffle. Prince, unless you come over and fuck me on every wall of this house right now you really aren't helping.

@paniuroczy He'll have to do, come to mama

@NMuzakNSoul

I think I'll just watch a movie .. I'm pretty sure that'll keep my mind off things

Mya said:

Mya said:

@paniuroczy He'll have to do, come to mama

@NMuzakNSoul

I think I'll just watch a movie .. I'm pretty sure that'll keep my mind off things

Girl, I just followed you on tumblr. Hope that cheers you up a bit

ZombieKitten said:

JustErin said:

Of course!

I have had male friends where we just hung out and nothing else.

what about GIRL friends to hang out with?

For some girls there is no fun in that. They can't tease them.

JustErin said:

Actually, I'll fully admit that I'm a guys worst nightmare when I am really hammered. If we're hanging out and I'm not into you I'll tease the shit outta you and never give it up.

But I don't really drink that much anymore.