HotGritz said:

I think Crystal Harris is the best lookin' ho Heff has had since his last baby momm 18 years back or however long it was.

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Holly Madison makes me salivate uncontrollably when I her pics. Her kitty probably tastes like fresh strawberries.

Holly's implants are a little too big for her frame and she got a bad weave and those cow eyes are little disturbing. Otherwise she's quite pretty.

Who even knows what these girls really look like?

At least the twins did not have implants

Identity said:

HotGritz said:

I think Crystal Harris is the best lookin' ho Heff has had since his last baby momm 18 years back or however long it was.

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Holly Madison makes me salivate uncontrollably when I her pics. Her kitty probably tastes like fresh strawberries.

Yeah, with Hef's Viagra laced cream

HotGritz said:

Holly's implants are a little too big for her frame and she got a bad weave and those cow eyes are little disturbing. Otherwise she's quite pretty.

She always gave me that "Snuffy Smith" trailer park vibe.

SCNDLS said:

Identity said:

Holly Madison makes me salivate uncontrollably when I her pics. Her kitty probably tastes like fresh strawberries.

Yeah, with Hef's Viagra laced cream

Barf!

Identity said:

SCNDLS said:

Yeah, with Hef's Viagra laced cream

Barf!

Bon apetit!

johnart said:

RenHoek said:

and is it wrong to hope/believe that ol' Heff put a poundin' on that piece and she's just ashamed she couldn't handle it...

[Edited 7/27/11 23:08pm]

She's ashamed cause she's a disposed-of high-class (debatable) hooka that's what she's ashamed of. You can't save face once 85 year old dick spunked in you. Bitch please.

[Edited 7/27/11 23:14pm]

I just puked in my mouth a little...

PenelopePaige said:

HotGritz said:

Holly's implants are a little too big for her frame and she got a bad weave and those cow eyes are little disturbing. Otherwise she's quite pretty.

She always gave me that "Snuffy Smith" trailer park vibe.

Did u say trailer park???.....

NDRU said:

Who even knows what these girls really look like?

At least the twins did not have implants

One of the twins has a sex tape out with that dude who's on Smallville

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Probably the best celebrity sex tape out here

what, that's it?

The first signs of premature ejaculation should always be taken as flattery.

I can't help but to wonder how many tries she gave him... the person who she is not turned on by.

Either way, if she honestly made this statement... unless he pulled a punch first, it was a pretty tasteless thing to do.

Now if he is a douche on the other hand...

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Crystal Harris Apologizes to Hugh Hefner – Sort Of

July 29, 2011

Link

After telling Howard Stern on Tuesday that sex with former fiancé Hugh Hefner lasted "like two seconds," Crystal Harris admits she said too much.

"The Stern interview scared me, he's harsh," Harris Tweeted Thursday night about her revealing on-air remarks. "I was unprepared and blurted out things I shouldn't have said, I'm sorry."

Apology accepted: Hefner, 85, who saidhis runaway bride, 25, was lying about thecouple's sex life, said he appreciated her public mea culpa.

[Her original comments] didn't have much to do with reality," thePlayboy founder Tweeted.

"I think Crystal told Howard Stern what he wanted to hear," Hef added, responding to one of his followers.

Not that Hefner's pointing a finger at the shock jock.

"I don't blame Howard," Hef told a fan. "Crystal shouldn't have been booked on the show at this sensitive time."

Identity said:

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first off, let's take an IQ test on her to debunk the dumb blond myth. then let's find out what college she went to and what her major was. i mean how intelligent does this lady look? poor Mr. Hefner, what was he thinking?

bboy87 said:

NDRU said:

Who even knows what these girls really look like?

At least the twins did not have implants

One of the twins has a sex tape out with that dude who's on Smallville

[img:$uid]http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/sam-jones-iii-and-karissa-shannon-soulja-boys-0NGwpZ.jpg[/img:$uid]

Probably the best celebrity sex tape out here

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I've only seen snippets of the Karissa Shannon/Sam Jones sex tape. He was pounding her like an inmate who'd received a furlough! Speaking of which, dude was recently sentenced to 1 year in prison on charges of drug trafficking.

Identity said:

[img:$uid]http://i.imgur.com/GnlSw.jpg?2086[/img:$uid]

Crystal Harris Apologizes to Hugh Hefner – Sort Of

July 29, 2011

Link

After telling Howard Stern on Tuesday that sex with former fiancé Hugh Hefner lasted "like two seconds," Crystal Harris admits she said too much.

"The Stern interview scared me, he's harsh," Harris Tweeted Thursday night about her revealing on-air remarks. "I was unprepared and blurted out things I shouldn't have said, I'm sorry."

Apology accepted: Hefner, 85, who saidhis runaway bride, 25, was lying about thecouple's sex life, said he appreciated her public mea culpa.

[Her original comments] didn't have much to do with reality," thePlayboy founder Tweeted.

"I think Crystal told Howard Stern what he wanted to hear," Hef added, responding to one of his followers.

Not that Hefner's pointing a finger at the shock jock.

"I don't blame Howard," Hef told a fan. "Crystal shouldn't have been booked on the show at this sensitive time."

Of course she's sorry lol

SCNDLS said:

Cerebus said:

A - Dude is like, 183 years old and he still got it up and put it inside her without dying.

B - Dude is like, 183 years old and she had sex with him! PRETEND you have some class and shut up already.

Machaela said:

Cerebus said:

A - Dude is like, 183 years old and he still got it up and put it inside her without dying.

B - Dude is like, 183 years old and she had sex with him! PRETEND you have some class and shut up already.

I didn't even see this but you know I'm -ing this comment too. Even if he came saltine crackers, he still got it up. OLD MEN RULE.

Crystal... whatever.

Identity said:

bboy87 said:

One of the twins has a sex tape out with that dude who's on Smallville

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Probably the best celebrity sex tape out here

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I've only seen snippets of the Karissa Shannon/Sam Jones sex tape. He was pounding her like an inmate who'd received a furlough! Speaking of which, dude was recently sentenced to 1 year in prison on charges of drug trafficking.

Dude was putting 200% effort on that ass

Now those Hef twins are some skankasmuts fo sho! I think any dude that sticks it in dem broads ought to have his dick branded with a warning that reads "DIOXIN CERTIFIED!"

that's about 3 seconds longer than I would have gave him

HotGritz said:

Now those Hef twins are some skankasmuts fo sho! I think any dude that sticks it in dem broads ought to have his dick branded with a warning that reads "DIOXIN CERTIFIED!"