You can't make this shit up!

http://www.thejournal.ie/...0-Jul2011/

her poor 4 children, talk about adding insult to injury. Their mum just died. From having sex with a DOG.

4 kids motherless all because human dick wasn't good enough for her and she had to spread eagle for a canine.

scandalousalan said:

I wonder if he got the dog to lick pedigree chum off her flange first

or peanut butter

she probably thought only ingesting peanuts ORALLY would kill her

ZombieKitten said:

Well, she agreed to it and all. it's not the dude's fault she died. Tragic, yes. But definitely not the fault of the guy. So I don't see why he's being charged with shit! What the hell is "buggery contrary to Section 61 of the Offences against the Person Act of 1861"? I take it that's a law against bestiality over there in Ireland. Tsk, tsk, tsk...what's this world coming to when you can't even do it true doggy style anymore?!

Maybe she thought it was a gerbil.

scandalousalan said:

ZombieKitten said:

or peanut butter

she probably thought only ingesting peanuts ORALLY would kill her

Unless of course she sucked the alsatian off AFTER penetration, in which case traces if peanut butter would be present for oral consumption. I should be leading this investigation, I'd piece it together in no time.

The hypersensitive reaction was ostensibly from the dog’s semen. What a sex-crazed idiot.

how many times do people have to be told: SAFE SEX - WEAR A CONDOM.

thisisit said:

how many times do people have to be told: SAFE SEX - WEAR A CONDOM.

do they make dog condoms?

ZombieKitten said:

thisisit said:

how many times do people have to be told: SAFE SEX - WEAR A CONDOM.

do they make dog condoms?

they will now!

thisisit said:

ZombieKitten said:

do they make dog condoms?

they will now!

you'd think glad wrap would do the trick!

ZombieKitten said:

thisisit said:

they will now!

you'd think glad wrap would do the trick!

" i am a dog, outside your door, i have been there since quarter to four..." scarlet pussy will never be the same again.

what a crazy world we live in lol

one woman cuts off her man's penis and another one dies from sex with a dog.

i know its tragic and all, but i cant stop laughing.

You gotta be raised on a farm to do stuff like that.

I know that is a totally weird thing to say but it ran through my mind and I had to say it.

I heard this rumor one time about a woman who was married to old indian man I knew relatives of... that she got it on with her bulldog. She was from west virginia (and not the city parts), younger than him but raised on a farm and without much school... she was a little rough around the edges... but all those people were like that.

I was just thinking "Gee, I wonder why Edna never had an allergic reaction"

...then I remembered she was raised on a farm and all.

that's terrible.

but the chick who cut off the dudes.____!!! HOLY buhjeebus!... the weird part to me is her calling the law afterward. He couldn't come kill her ass while she is behind bars. ok, no matter what- this whole thing is screwed up but I still gotta know what he supposedly did.

CM7 said:

You gotta be raised on a farm to do stuff like that.

I know that is a totally weird thing to say but it ran through my mind and I had to say it.

I heard this rumor one time about a woman who was married to old indian man I knew relatives of... that she got it on with her bulldog. She was from west virginia (and not the city parts), younger than him but raised on a farm and without much school... she was a little rough around the edges... but all those people were like that.

I was just thinking "Gee, I wonder why Edna never had an allergic reaction"

...then I remembered she was raised on a farm and all.

that's terrible.

but the chick who cut off the dudes.____!!! HOLY buhjeebus!... the weird part to me is her calling the law afterward. He couldn't come kill her ass while she is behind bars. ok, no matter what- this whole thing is screwed up but I still gotta know what he supposedly did.

All us midwestern farm girls may take offense to that statement...

I feel bad for saying this but I dont feel a bit sorry for her... Thats just disgusting

^ yup. and what about the poor dog.

tinaz said:

CM7 said:

You gotta be raised on a farm to do stuff like that.

I know that is a totally weird thing to say but it ran through my mind and I had to say it.

I heard this rumor one time about a woman who was married to old indian man I knew relatives of... that she got it on with her bulldog. She was from west virginia (and not the city parts), younger than him but raised on a farm and without much school... she was a little rough around the edges... but all those people were like that.

I was just thinking "Gee, I wonder why Edna never had an allergic reaction"

...then I remembered she was raised on a farm and all.

that's terrible.

but the chick who cut off the dudes.____!!! HOLY buhjeebus!... the weird part to me is her calling the law afterward. He couldn't come kill her ass while she is behind bars. ok, no matter what- this whole thing is screwed up but I still gotta know what he supposedly did.

All us midwestern farm girls may take offense to that statement...

I feel bad for saying this but I dont feel a bit sorry for her... Thats just disgusting

Hey, now I grew up on a farm and I take offense to that statement! Just kidding! Good God, what was this woman thinking? Buy a vibrator!

Michelesky said:

tinaz said:

All us midwestern farm girls may take offense to that statement...

I feel bad for saying this but I dont feel a bit sorry for her... Thats just disgusting

Hey, now I grew up on a farm and I take offense to that statement! Just kidding! Good God, what was this woman thinking? Buy a vibrator!

!!!!! Why fuck a dog? Eww, I am allergic, and you KNOW when you have allergies to animals its the DANDER that makes a person allergic. NOT THE HAIR.... but the piss, saliva and semen.. ewwwww

Cats always lick themselves clean... their fur is LOADED with their saliva, this is why cats tend to trigger allergies on people more than dogs do.

So if you know you have allergies... why molest a dog? I am co-signing Michelesky 1million percent, get a vibrator!! They come in all sizes. That poor dog and the guy should be left alone.

That woman got herself a mean slice of karma for mistreating an animal. Nasty heffa!

Can you imagine the talk during the funeral? I wonder what a pastor/priest would say?

WHAT THE FUCK!!!

tinaz said:

CM7 said:

You gotta be raised on a farm to do stuff like that.

I know that is a totally weird thing to say but it ran through my mind and I had to say it.

I heard this rumor one time about a woman who was married to old indian man I knew relatives of... that she got it on with her bulldog. She was from west virginia (and not the city parts), younger than him but raised on a farm and without much school... she was a little rough around the edges... but all those people were like that.

I was just thinking "Gee, I wonder why Edna never had an allergic reaction"

...then I remembered she was raised on a farm and all.

that's terrible.

but the chick who cut off the dudes.____!!! HOLY buhjeebus!... the weird part to me is her calling the law afterward. He couldn't come kill her ass while she is behind bars. ok, no matter what- this whole thing is screwed up but I still gotta know what he supposedly did.

All us midwestern farm girls may take offense to that statement...

I feel bad for saying this but I dont feel a bit sorry for her... Thats just disgusting

I used to live on two different farms in Hamlin county west virginia... course to me that just makes it funnier.

It's not funny because there is anything wrong with living on a farm!

it's funny because there is probably some truth to the fact that growing up around animals would desensitize you to close contact with animals, their allergins and pathogens.

There is a huge difference in saying all farm girls would do that kinda thing and saying you gotta be raised on a farm to that. Big difference.

[Edited 7/13/11 12:49pm]

And just, UGH. I ain't even gonna open that and read it.

ZombieKitten said:

thisisit said:

they will now!

you'd think glad wrap would do the trick!

or not fucking the dog!

You know, it's weird.... everytime something like that crosses my mind that strikes me as funny it reminds me a certain personality... my first, who was actually the grandson of that old man. Not only was his grandfather an illiterate ex hells angels who now has driven the same old pick up for the last 30 years with a wood camper built on the back, but HE grew up in the mountains of North Georgia... dawson county. This kid was the rudest crudest little punk ass you'd ever want to meet and that is when he was tolerable.

It's funny how people rub off on ya... cause it's almost like I can hear his voice saying it in my mind. I do have to admit it was lewd in the sense that somebody would give out such a piece of advice as if anyone here is sick enough to use it (which is why it tickledme the way it did), but it was not meant to offend anyone or suggest anything about the entirety of farm fok cause I have known all types and am, myself, from the sticks of west virginia and south georgia.

One less perv/loser/skank/dumb ass on the planet.

alexnvrmnd777 said:

Well, she agreed to it and all. it's not the dude's fault she died. Tragic, yes. But definitely not the fault of the guy. So I don't see why he's being charged with shit! What the hell is "buggery contrary to Section 61 of the Offences against the Person Act of 1861"? I take it that's a law against bestiality over there in Ireland. Tsk, tsk, tsk...what's this world coming to when you can't even do it true doggy style anymore?!

OMGLOL!

thisisit said:

ZombieKitten said:

you'd think glad wrap would do the trick!

" i am a dog, outside your door, i have been there since quarter to four..."

lol that's from La La La he he he

Are there any articles that report if the dog enjoyed a post-coital milk bone after boning the now-deceased skank?

Identity said:

Are there any articles that report if the dog enjoyed a post-coital milk bone after boning the now-deceased skank?