I'm too lazy to do it by hand.
So, masturbating is bad for the environment, because I do use a lot of batteries.
there should be ecologic vibrators 99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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Wanker. | |
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Damn, I was thinking of jerking off today until entered this thread. What to do ... what to do!! PRINCE: Always and Forever
MICHAEL JACKSON: Always and Forever ----- Live Your Life How U Wanna Live It | |
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Do what you can playboy.
Some people can jerk with no problems. | |
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****!!
PRINCE: Always and Forever
MICHAEL JACKSON: Always and Forever ----- Live Your Life How U Wanna Live It | |
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^ It's your shit. Beat your shit. | |
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Haha, thumb actin. PRINCE: Always and Forever
MICHAEL JACKSON: Always and Forever ----- Live Your Life How U Wanna Live It | |
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Don't laugh at my funk
This funk is a serious joint | |
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Let's photomasturbate together. Don't laugh at my funk
This funk is a serious joint | |
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Yous a mess.
You could always send me your pictures though. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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do it phunk...do it...I'd do it, but I wasn't solicited. | |
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Up side- I have a strong right arm. Down side- It's bigger than my left! | |
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[img:$uid]http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w9/Purplemistress/newnote2.gif[/img:$uid] surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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That's why I have a hand held shower head... great way to end a shower. | |
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I agree with your signature | |
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i didnt know you could get sick from cumming to much | |
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I think it's healthy, but anything in excess, if it gets in the way of daily functioning, is unhealthy. I find that if I can't sleep because of anxiety, it is a stress reliever. | |
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Can someone please pass me the box of tissues.
What?! Can't I guy have some alone time? 99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment | |
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Why Brooklyn shes not in Brooklyn Yo | |
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Apparently you can sneeze a lot. Don't know about actual SICKNESS though. | |
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You know, just as I'm in the mood for it, I DO sneeze 1-2 times, wondered why | |
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^shit that looks kind of scary. If I was a woman I wouldn't put that in my punani. | |
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I was talking about the batteries. Maybe this works as well?!
99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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