There are some things therapy cannot fix.

Catholic Mother Of Four Says Domestic Violence Drove Her To Do This To Her Face Posted: 07 Apr 2011 06:06 AM PDT This lady says she’s a normal mom who just likes to express her self a lil… differently. “Vampire Woman” Maria Jose Cristerna has more tattoos than a few and claims she got horn implanted without any anesthesia. Mexican tattoo artist Maria Jose Cristerna is inked from head to toe, has titanium “horn” implants, dental “fangs” and multiple facial piercings. Her striking image appeared to audiences at a tattoo exhibition in Monterrey, Mexico, on Monday. The 35-year-old, who claims to live a “normal” life, said a horrific history of domestic violence triggered her to reinvent herself into a “vampire” and tattoo nearly 100 percent of her body. “My family was and is deeply Catholic,” she says. “I studied at a religious school, I fell in love, got married in white at 17, followed a career. I wanted to make things right.” Ms Cristerna sees her “horns” as a symbol of strength — and plans to have two more added to the back of her head. “They were implanted without anaesthetic,” she said. “I had the fangs done because I loved vampires as a little girl and I changed the colour of my eyes so they were how I really wanted them to be. “Tattooing is my way of being immortal, of really being a vampire and not dying — leaving my work on other people’s skin.” We feel bad she was abused, but really? This seems a little extreme. Source

HotGritz said:

“Tattooing is my way of being immortal, of really being a vampire and not dying — leaving my work on other people’s skin.”

water-tight logic!

Aw gull, wut did ya do ta yo'self???

has you no unnastandin of YUKKKK!!!

I want no part of that vampire action.

Before anyone even thinks it...DONT.
Y'all know what I'm talkin about too.

johnart said:

Before anyone even thinks it...DONT.
Y'all know what I'm talkin about too.

some people need to learn. Vampires and demons are not real, they are just people with a lot of ugly shit on their faces.

Purplemookiebut, what did we TELL you.

NDRU said:

johnart said:

Before anyone even thinks it...DONT.
Y'all know what I'm talkin about too.

This will not end well.

She's self-employed.

johnart said:

NDRU said:

This will not end well.

do you think you know us all so well, mr fucksall Johnart?

I was thinking it, but didn't say a single, solitary word. not a one.

BlackAdder7 said:

johnart said:

This will not end well.

do you think you know us all so well, mr fucksall Johnart?

I was thinking it, but didn't say a single, solitary word. not a one.

johnart said:

She's self-employed.

Who pays for the nails?

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Spinlight said:

johnart said:

She's self-employed.

Who pays for the nails?

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I imagine she does. It says she's a tat-artist.

uh....

Spinlight said:

Purplemookiebut, what did we TELL you.

NOT EVEN!!! The woman above gets her shit done right!!! It may be extreme, but its PROFESSIONAL work! Now if Ms. Cristerna's nails were a lumpy mess and her dredlocks weren't professionally done... THEN I would compare the two women.

johnart said:

She's self-employed.

And taking care of 4 kids....

more like Attention Whore to 1,000th power

oh look at me, look at at me! look at the chiwawa balls embedded in my skin

formallypickles said:

more like Attention Whore to 1,000th power

oh look at me, look at at me! look at the chiwawa balls embedded in my skin

She must be so much fun at the PTA meetings

paintedlady said:

formallypickles said:

more like Attention Whore to 1,000th power

oh look at me, look at at me! look at the chiwawa balls embedded in my skin

She must be so much fun at the PTA meetings

The "weird" mom

she is single handedly going to fuck up the childrens social life throughout grade school

she used to be a lawyer (the Mexican Vampire lady)

PositivityNYC said:

she used to be a lawyer (the Mexican Vampire lady)

i dont care if she used to be the president of united states

jolly ranchers implanted in your head just looks stupid

Are those balls in her forehead?

"I think she is...lovely"

I'd hit it.

really, it's just body art. a bit in your face, but still art

Within 10 years, she will die of a very bad infection.

her poor kids

Not to make light of abuse, but the "horns" look more like lumps.