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Thread started 03/29/11 6:07pm

missfee

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Open Letter to Idiot Drivers

Dear Idiot Driver,

Your high beams are not meant to be on during traffic, they are meant to be on in areas where there are no street lights and you cannot see curves or the road in front of you. When you leave your high beams on and drive all up on people's asses who are in the vehicles in front of you, you are BLINDING the fucking driver you dumb ass. The high beams reflect off of our rearview and side mirrors and hurt our fucking eyes. Did you not realize this? Also, if you have one low beam headlight out, this is not an excuse to drive with your high beams on as well. Take your ass to the nearest AutoZone or Advanced Auto Parts and get a fucking light bulb to replace your headlight. If the store is closed and you don't have access to your local auto mechanic (everybody knows at least one of those) then you need to stay your ass at home until the next day. I hope this message finds you in good graces.

Thank you for your cooperation,

-Blinded, pissed off Drivers

I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince.
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Reply #1 posted 03/29/11 6:10pm

XxAxX

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spit rough commute? lol

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Reply #2 posted 03/29/11 6:11pm

BlackAdder7

XxAxX said:

spit that was you!!??!?

Dear...just what did happen on your ride to work today?

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Reply #3 posted 03/29/11 6:17pm

myfavorite

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well drive another car bish...hug j/k razz

THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]

**....Someti
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Reply #4 posted 03/29/11 6:18pm

morningsong

missfee said:

Dear Idiot Driver,

Your high beams are not meant to be on during traffic, they are meant to be on in areas where there are no street lights and you cannot see curves or the road in front of you. When you leave your high beams on and drive all up on people's asses who are in the vehicles in front of you, you are BLINDING the fucking driver you dumb ass. The high beams reflect off of our rearview and side mirrors and hurt our fucking eyes. Did you not realize this? Also, if you have one low beam headlight out, this is not an excuse to drive with your high beams on as well. Take your ass to the nearest AutoZone or Advanced Auto Parts and get a fucking light bulb to replace your headlight. If the store is closed and you don't have access to your local auto mechanic (everybody knows at least one of those) then you need to stay your ass at home until the next day. I hope this message finds you in good graces.

Thank you for your cooperation,

-Blinded, pissed off Drivers

lol I know the feeling. mad lol

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Reply #5 posted 03/29/11 6:18pm

XxAxX

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BlackAdder7 said:

XxAxX said:

spit that was you!!??!?

Dear...just what did happen on your ride to work today? Did you forget how I rigged the headlights with amplified hyperspace lasers capable of blaskting a stream of photons so powerful it's like a mass coronal ejection into the eyeballs of an oncoming driver?

something like that, maybe.

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Reply #6 posted 03/29/11 6:24pm

BlackAdder7

XxAxX said:

BlackAdder7 said:

Dear...just what did happen on your ride to work today? Did you forget how I rigged the headlights with amplified hyperspace lasers capable of blaskting a stream of photons so powerful it's like a mass coronal ejection into the eyeballs of an oncoming driver?

something like that, maybe.

that's it...I'm coming in there to take your theosaurus away......what's another word for theosaurus, by the way dear?

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Reply #7 posted 03/29/11 6:31pm

JoeTyler

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50% of the human population doesn't deserve to have a license. They're just not prepared. Any dumbass has a license and that's scary.

tinkerbell
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Reply #8 posted 03/29/11 6:32pm

XxAxX

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BlackAdder7 said:

XxAxX said:

something like that, maybe.

that's it...I'm coming in there to take your theosaurus away......what's another word for theosaurus, by the way dear?

um, well, last time you took away my dictionariuous you called it a 'badinfluence' so that would be my guess boxed

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Reply #9 posted 03/29/11 6:37pm

BlackAdder7

XxAxX said:

BlackAdder7 said:

that's it...I'm coming in there to take your theosaurus away......what's another word for theosaurus, by the way dear?

um, well, last time you took away my dictionariuous you called it a 'badinfluence' so that would be my guess boxed

is there any question as to why I adore you so much?

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Reply #10 posted 03/29/11 6:40pm

NDRU

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I agree, unless we are talking about boobs, I don't want to be blinded by your headlights
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Reply #11 posted 03/29/11 6:42pm

XxAxX

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BlackAdder7 said:

XxAxX said:

um, well, last time you took away my dictionariuous you called it a 'badinfluence' so that would be my guess boxed

is there any question as to why I adore you so much?

are you flirting with me? batting eyes

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Reply #12 posted 03/29/11 6:47pm

formallypickle
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oops girl! my bad, you know im broke and cant get a new bulb till the first of the month : ghetto-ly snickers:

we still cool right ?

lol just kidding but whoever did that is an asshole. Thank god you got home safe.

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Reply #13 posted 03/29/11 7:21pm

kewlschool

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I like a lady on high beams. biggrin

99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment
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Reply #14 posted 03/30/11 2:09am

PANDURITO

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JoeTyler said:

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50% of the human population doesn't deserve to have a license. They're just not prepared.

confused

Women have rights too! smile

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Reply #15 posted 03/30/11 2:47am

JoeTyler

PANDURITO said:

JoeTyler said:

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50% of the human population doesn't deserve to have a license. They're just not prepared.

confused

Women have rights too! smile

falloff

lol

brick

...

lol

tinkerbell
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Reply #16 posted 03/30/11 5:29am

BklynBabe

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I'm sure idiot drivers are reading this as they drive!
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Reply #17 posted 03/30/11 5:38am

missfee

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BklynBabe said:

I'm sure idiot drivers are reading this as they drive!

They probably are while texting in the middle of steering wheel on I-95, the bastards.

I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince.
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Reply #18 posted 03/30/11 7:36am

KingBAD

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thank you,

now i don't have to say it...

i wouldn't have been so nice.

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
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Reply #19 posted 03/30/11 7:37am

missfee

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KingBAD said:

thank you,

now i don't have to say it...

i wouldn't have been so nice.

Your welcome. thumbs up!

I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince.
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Reply #20 posted 03/30/11 8:04am

Shorty

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when I have some acehole on my ace with highbeams or even just bright low beams and they are so close they are blinding me. I use my little mirror adjust feature and turn my mirrors out (on both sides) so that it reflects back to them. Usually works pretty well, cause they back the fuck off quickly smile

try that next time and see it it works.

"not a fan" falloff yeah...ok
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Reply #21 posted 03/30/11 8:31am

missfee

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Shorty said:

when I have some acehole on my ace with highbeams or even just bright low beams and they are so close they are blinding me. I use my little mirror adjust feature and turn my mirrors out (on both sides) so that it reflects back to them. Usually works pretty well, cause they back the fuck off quickly smile

try that next time and see it it works.

See I've done that, but I feel like it doesn't work but since you say you do it, then maybe I should continue.... evillol

I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince.
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Reply #22 posted 03/30/11 9:54am

NDRU

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Shorty said:

when I have some acehole on my ace with highbeams or even just bright low beams and they are so close they are blinding me. I use my little mirror adjust feature and turn my mirrors out (on both sides) so that it reflects back to them. Usually works pretty well, cause they back the fuck off quickly smile

try that next time and see it it works.

good idea! I may have to try it

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Reply #23 posted 03/30/11 9:55am

Shorty

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missfee said:

Shorty said:

when I have some acehole on my ace with highbeams or even just bright low beams and they are so close they are blinding me. I use my little mirror adjust feature and turn my mirrors out (on both sides) so that it reflects back to them. Usually works pretty well, cause they back the fuck off quickly smile

try that next time and see it it works.

See I've done that, but I feel like it doesn't work but since you say you do it, then maybe I should continue.... evillol

I'd say keep messing with your mirrors till you get the angle just right. thumbs up!
"not a fan" falloff yeah...ok
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Reply #24 posted 03/30/11 10:10am

missfee

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Shorty said:

missfee said:

See I've done that, but I feel like it doesn't work but since you say you do it, then maybe I should continue.... evillol

I'd say keep messing with your mirrors till you get the angle just right. thumbs up!

Sure thing! hug

I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince.
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