Shyra said:

OK, I fell asleep watching it last night. Who got the boot? I remember seeing the meetings and Lisa not being able to get her shit together until the 11th hour. I remember seeing Marlee getting the ass and NeNe mimicking her ballistic signing saying "she was about to lose it!" That was funny. Nene does have her moments. I do remember being awakened by someone squawking like a chicken, but then I drifted off again.

Nene could wake the dead. Lisa got kicked off.

I think the ladies losted because of the theme and the small print. The shy lion theme was not orignial.I think Dionne treated Marlee badly. She said the children would feel sad and pitty a deaf person. That's wrong. Lisa let Star and Dionne take over the project because she was sarced of them and could not put her foot down. Dionne wants her name on the book but does to want to take the blame when the team lost.

SCNDLS said:

Shyra said:

OK, I fell asleep watching it last night. Who got the boot? I remember seeing the meetings and Lisa not being able to get her shit together until the 11th hour. I remember seeing Marlee getting the ass and NeNe mimicking her ballistic signing saying "she was about to lose it!" That was funny. Nene does have her moments. I do remember being awakened by someone squawking like a chicken, but then I drifted off again.

Nene could wake the dead. Lisa got kicked off.

Well, I'm not surprised. She didn't seem to know how to delegate, and of what I saw at first, her heart didn't seem to be in it. Seems that Maralee had a great idea, but old crotchety, onnery Dionne Warwick started acting the ass...

Shyra said:

SCNDLS said:

Nene could wake the dead. Lisa got kicked off.

old crotchety, onnery Dionne Warwick started acting the ass...

I was waiting for her to actually start swing a walking stick at folks she was so damned ornery, and then she kept lettin' curse words slip out...a hot mess and a half she is

I'm about to laugh myself to sickness if somebody else calls Dionne crochety.

Something about that word...

the two weakest links are now gone.

waiting for Nene and Star to really get in each other's asses

Hoping the final two equal Lil John and Nene

wondering why Charlie Sheen is a star and Gary Busey is a joke Same damn dude if ya ask me.

HotGritz said:

the two weakest links are now gone.

waiting for Nene and Star to really get in each other's asses

Hoping the final two equal Lil John and Nene

wondering why Charlie Sheen is a star and Gary Busey is a joke Same damn dude if ya ask me.

You need your arse whupped for that

SCNDLS said:

HotGritz said:

the two weakest links are now gone.

waiting for Nene and Star to really get in each other's asses

Hoping the final two equal Lil John and Nene

wondering why Charlie Sheen is a star and Gary Busey is a joke Same damn dude if ya ask me.

You need your arse whupped for that

hey,,,that's some good TV right der!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!! Okaaaa!!!!!! Bloop Bloop!!!!!!!

Ottensen said:

Ace said:

"Conceived by Dionne Warwick".

Oh my Lord, Ace is watching! You are such a good son. Did you chat with your mom about all the Apprentice shenanigans yet?

Ottensen!

Actually, I'm (mostly) enjoying it; as I'm sure you know, I love reality TV.

Yes, I have been talking 'Celeb Apprentice' with my mom. Surprised she's so into it - not a big reality TV person.

SCNDLS said:

Ace said:

"Conceived by Dionne Warwick".

I was like, "Heffa please!"

She should've called her "Psychic Friends" before the show:

DIONNE: So, what do you think's gonna happen on this Celebrity Apprentice?

PF: Girlfriend, if they hadn't heard of this bullshit? They gon' know you fuckin' crazy after that bullshit!

Ace said:

SCNDLS said:

I was like, "Heffa please!"

She should've called her "Psychic Friends" before the show:

DIONNE: So, what do you think's gonna happen on this Celebrity Apprentice?

PF: Girlfriend, if they hadn't heard of this bullshit? They gon' know you fuckin' crazy after that bullshit!

I'm done wit yo ass!

Ace said:

SCNDLS said:

I was like, "Heffa please!"

She should've called her "Psychic Friends" before the show:

DIONNE: So, what do you think's gonna happen on this Celebrity Apprentice?

PF: Girlfriend, if they hadn't heard of this bullshit? They gon' know you fuckin' crazy after that bullshit!

Oh my damn

I want to see if...

Canseco will have a "Hatch sammich."

The Don (or as I call him "Juicy Lips") take the instigator crown from Springer.

Or who else is gonna get the DW *SHUT DOWN*. She told Starr (while smiling?)"No. You. Calm down."

Made Marlee's horrorzontal chin wrinkles protrude due to vexation.

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Why is Canseco wearing blue contacts? If he goes the way of Sammy Sosa Ima faint all the way down the stairs.

Ya'll still watchin' or whut???

"I got yo number, hussy."

Oh Lawdy Miss Dionne. I felt like yellin' at her like Larry Fishburne did to Oprah in Color Purple:

"No, Miss Dionne, NOOOOOOOO!!!"

Dionne crazy. She need to be fired for mixing crazy with elderly and topping it off with attitude. On Nene it looks amusing, on Dionne it just looks like she's ready for the home.

HotGritz said:

Dionne crazy. She need to be fired for mixing crazy with elderly and topping it off with attitude. On Nene it looks amusing, on Dionne it just looks like she's ready for the home.

Girl, she don't need to be in no home. Like Star said on Access Hollywood this morning, Dionne is a 70 year old black woman, and a legend to boot, she done earned the right to be cantankerous.

She remind me of all the mature women in my family. They don't five a FUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!

SCNDLS said:

HotGritz said:

Dionne crazy. She need to be fired for mixing crazy with elderly and topping it off with attitude. On Nene it looks amusing, on Dionne it just looks like she's ready for the home.

Girl, she don't need to be in no home. Like Star said on Access Hollywood this morning, Dionne is a 70 year old black woman, and a legend to boot, she done earned the right to be cantankerous.

She remind me of all the mature women in my family. They don't five a FUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!

yeah but her not giving a fuck is fucking up the program. I was done wit her ass on the first ep when a) she couldn't work the credit card reader and b) her ass come talking about she want her name on the cover of the children's book. I was like bitch boo bye!

She need to quit lying about how Whitney was never on drugs. That song stopped playing 2 albums back!

I'm still watchin!!

I had no idea Gary Bussey had a head injury back in the day. That explains a LOT of shit for me. I feel for him, but now I understand the crazy.

I guess the rest of dem mofos are just naturally crazy.

I can't believe Nikki Taylor just punked out like that, but I guess she had no choice.

HotGritz said:

SCNDLS said:

Girl, she don't need to be in no home. Like Star said on Access Hollywood this morning, Dionne is a 70 year old black woman, and a legend to boot, she done earned the right to be cantankerous.

She remind me of all the mature women in my family. They don't five a FUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!

yeah but her not giving a fuck is fucking up the program. I was done wit her ass on the first ep when a) she couldn't work the credit card reader and b) her ass come talking about she want her name on the cover of the children's book. I was like bitch boo bye!

She need to quit lying about how Whitney was never on drugs. That song stopped playing 2 albums back!

Yeah, she crazy but it's working for her if she's still there despite NOT doing shit and showing her ass constantly. She got them young hussies shook!

1) Star Jones should win.

2) Why is that Nene person on the show? What has she done to deserve to be there? Same questions apply to that random Playboy rabbit.

3) While Ms. Jones is the best contestant, LaToya is my favorite contestant. I want her to win, just for the comic relief.

I'm still rooting for Nene and Lil Jon in the final. Gary Busey and Star Jones might work too.

SCNDLS said:

HotGritz said:

Dionne crazy. She need to be fired for mixing crazy with elderly and topping it off with attitude. On Nene it looks amusing, on Dionne it just looks like she's ready for the home.

Girl, she don't need to be in no home. Like Star said on Access Hollywood this morning, Dionne is a 70 year old black woman, and a legend to boot, she done earned the right to be cantankerous.

She remind me of all the mature women in my family. They don't five a FUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!

LOL.

WaterInYourBath said:

1) Star Jones should win.

2) Why is that Nene person on the show? What has she done to deserve to be there? Same questions apply to that random Playboy rabbit.

3) While Ms. Jones is the best contestant, LaToya is my favorite contestant. I want her to win, just for the comic relief.

That's some end of days shit right there. If she wins I am going to church on the regular.

SHOCKADELICA1 said:

I'm still watchin!!

I had no idea Gary Bussey had a head injury back in the day. That explains a LOT of shit for me. I feel for him, but now I understand the crazy.

I guess the rest of dem mofos are just naturally crazy.

I can't believe Nikki Taylor just punked out like that, but I guess she had no choice.

Her response was noble in my opinion. There were no signigficant problems with the team, thus she had no one to blame, so she's the only one responsible for them losing. I have a lot of respect for her decision.

WaterInYourBath said:

1) Star Jones should win.

2) Why is that Nene person on the show? What has she done to deserve to be there? Same questions apply to that random Playboy rabbit.

3) While Ms. Jones is the best contestant, LaToya is my favorite contestant. I want her to win, just for the comic relief.

I LOOVVVVEEESSSS me some Toya! E'ry time I hear her lil "tee hee hee" I get warm and fuzzy. She's such a lil bunny boo.

SHOCKADELICA1 said:

I'm still watchin!!

I had no idea Gary Bussey had a head injury back in the day. That explains a LOT of shit for me. I feel for him, but now I understand the crazy.

I guess the rest of dem mofos are just naturally crazy.

I can't believe Nikki Taylor just punked out like that, but I guess she had no choice.

Yeah, Nikki was gonna get sunk if she put up a fight as soon as the dude mentioned the lack of branding. That was dead on her. Plus she was too passive.

HotGritz said:

WaterInYourBath said:

1) Star Jones should win.

2) Why is that Nene person on the show? What has she done to deserve to be there? Same questions apply to that random Playboy rabbit.

3) While Ms. Jones is the best contestant, LaToya is my favorite contestant. I want her to win, just for the comic relief.

That's some end of days shit right there. If she wins I am going to church on the regular.

She's smarter than she looks, which is kinda obvious sometimes considering how she speaks (regarding vocab, not tone, lol). Plus, she's naturally hilarious, LOL. I just want to see everyone's flabbergasted reactions with her being the victor.

HotGritz said:

WaterInYourBath said:

1) Star Jones should win.

2) Why is that Nene person on the show? What has she done to deserve to be there? Same questions apply to that random Playboy rabbit.

3) While Ms. Jones is the best contestant, LaToya is my favorite contestant. I want her to win, just for the comic relief.

That's some end of days shit right there. If she wins I am going to church on the regular.

Chile you gon' be on the usher board if Toya win.