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Thread started 02/16/11 4:47pm

TotalANXiousNE
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I've been pooping better lately, but now my baby won't come out! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I've been having braxton hicks contractions non stop all week.....but no baby. They're painful and so I keep getting confused as to wether it's real labor or not. I'm not used to the natural onset of labor.....I'm used to the intense pitocin induced contractions. So I'm not sure what to expect. I'm super excited though, and just can't wait for her to get her.

Also I'm getting married Saturday. Wheeeeeeeee!!!!! Depending on how I feel that day, there may or may not be pix to come!!!

What is going on with everyone else?

I've reached in darkness and come out with treasure
I layed down with love and I woke up with lies
Whats it all worth only the heart can measure
It's not whats in the mirror but what's left inside
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Reply #1 posted 02/16/11 4:49pm

ZombieKitten

when you have the first real contraction, you probably won't be unsure, it will be way more intense, whole other league to BHs.

OMG talk about cutting it fine missy falloff

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Reply #2 posted 02/16/11 5:07pm

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TotalANXiousNESS said:

I've been having braxton hicks contractions non stop all week.....but no baby. They're painful and so I keep getting confused as to wether it's real labor or not. I'm not used to the natural onset of labor.....I'm used to the intense pitocin induced contractions. So I'm not sure what to expect. I'm super excited though, and just can't wait for her to get her.

Also I'm getting married Saturday. Wheeeeeeeee!!!!! Depending on how I feel that day, there may or may not be pix to come!!!

What is going on with everyone else?

I thought of you last week. I flipped channels and landed on "One Born Every Minute" and almost busted out into an axiety attack! I hate hospitals, needles, and blood.

I swear if I had children I would faint in childbirth. I seriously could not watch more than 5 minutes. It was on a mom that was having comlications in delivery. He body was trembling. I seriously got light headed! Amen to you!!!

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Reply #3 posted 02/16/11 5:22pm

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KatSkrizzle said:

TotalANXiousNESS said:

I've been having braxton hicks contractions non stop all week.....but no baby. They're painful and so I keep getting confused as to wether it's real labor or not. I'm not used to the natural onset of labor.....I'm used to the intense pitocin induced contractions. So I'm not sure what to expect. I'm super excited though, and just can't wait for her to get her.

Also I'm getting married Saturday. Wheeeeeeeee!!!!! Depending on how I feel that day, there may or may not be pix to come!!!

What is going on with everyone else?

I thought of you last week. I flipped channels and landed on "One Born Every Minute" and almost busted out into an axiety attack! I hate hospitals, needles, and blood.

I swear if I had children I would faint in childbirth. I seriously could not watch more than 5 minutes. It was on a mom that was having comlications in delivery. He body was trembling. I seriously got light headed! Amen to you!!!

that's the great thing about being the one busy birthing, you don't have to LOOK at it! Last thing you are even really concerned about is where you are and who is there with you lol

I couldn't have cared less if George Clooney was delivering my kid falloff

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Reply #4 posted 02/16/11 5:48pm

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ZombieKitten said:

KatSkrizzle said:

I thought of you last week. I flipped channels and landed on "One Born Every Minute" and almost busted out into an axiety attack! I hate hospitals, needles, and blood.

I swear if I had children I would faint in childbirth. I seriously could not watch more than 5 minutes. It was on a mom that was having comlications in delivery. He body was trembling. I seriously got light headed! Amen to you!!!

that's the great thing about being the one busy birthing, you don't have to LOOK at it! Last thing you are even really concerned about is where you are and who is there with you lol

I couldn't have cared less if George Clooney was delivering my kid falloff

Girl, being the one in the situation is worse! I still have anxiety each time I donate blood. It's rediculous. I have always been like it! I fainted when I had blood taken for tests at doctor's offices ever since I was a little kid.

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Reply #5 posted 02/16/11 6:02pm

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KatSkrizzle said:

ZombieKitten said:

that's the great thing about being the one busy birthing, you don't have to LOOK at it! Last thing you are even really concerned about is where you are and who is there with you lol

I couldn't have cared less if George Clooney was delivering my kid falloff

Girl, being the one in the situation is worse! I still have anxiety each time I donate blood. It's rediculous. I have always been like it! I fainted when I had blood taken for tests at doctor's offices ever since I was a little kid.

well, take it from me, pain that grips your body like nothing else, leaves little brainspace left for being scared to see blood nod

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Reply #6 posted 02/16/11 6:02pm

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lol

It's really not as bad as they make it look on TV. I mean, I guess it could be, but it's so 'quick' okay maybe not always quik, either. It's something you know ya gotta do and you know the pain isn't going ANYWHERE until you PUSH.

Ugh.....don't ever spoil your kids with baby wipes.....cuz when you run out you will be interupted from whatever it is you're doing (in this case orging) to go wipe your 8 year olds but. confused

Anyways, yeah Charlotte, the doctor asked me if I wanted a mirror pulled up, the first time I delivered......I'm like NOPPPPPPPEEE!!!! Don't tell me whats happening, don't tell me what you're dping, I don't wanna see, I don't wanna know!!

I've reached in darkness and come out with treasure
I layed down with love and I woke up with lies
Whats it all worth only the heart can measure
It's not whats in the mirror but what's left inside
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Reply #7 posted 02/16/11 6:03pm

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TotalANXiousNESS said:

lol

It's really not as bad as they make it look on TV. I mean, I guess it could be, but it's so 'quick' okay maybe not always quik, either. It's something you know ya gotta do and you know the pain isn't going ANYWHERE until you PUSH.

Ugh.....don't ever spoil your kids with baby wipes.....cuz when you run out you will be interupted from whatever it is you're doing (in this case orging) to go wipe your 8 year olds but. confused

Anyways, yeah Charlotte, the doctor asked me if I wanted a mirror pulled up, the first time I delivered......I'm like NOPPPPPPPEEE!!!! Don't tell me whats happening, don't tell me what you're dping, I don't wanna see, I don't wanna know!!

me too! I don't want to have nightmares thank you very much!!!

I love baby wipes, the kids can use it on their own bums. I don't do any of them any more woot!

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Reply #8 posted 02/16/11 6:05pm

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ZombieKitten said:

TotalANXiousNESS said:

lol

It's really not as bad as they make it look on TV. I mean, I guess it could be, but it's so 'quick' okay maybe not always quik, either. It's something you know ya gotta do and you know the pain isn't going ANYWHERE until you PUSH.

Ugh.....don't ever spoil your kids with baby wipes.....cuz when you run out you will be interupted from whatever it is you're doing (in this case orging) to go wipe your 8 year olds but. confused

Anyways, yeah Charlotte, the doctor asked me if I wanted a mirror pulled up, the first time I delivered......I'm like NOPPPPPPPEEE!!!! Don't tell me whats happening, don't tell me what you're dping, I don't wanna see, I don't wanna know!!

me too! I don't want to have nightmares thank you very much!!!

I love baby wipes, the kids can use it on their own bums. I don't do any of them any more woot!

We ran out, and I forgot to get more.

Clean up in aisle 9. mad

I've reached in darkness and come out with treasure
I layed down with love and I woke up with lies
Whats it all worth only the heart can measure
It's not whats in the mirror but what's left inside
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Reply #9 posted 02/16/11 6:37pm

physco185

my middle child was a whole month early..... i thought it was braxton hicks, cause i 2 was induced with my first giggle

lets just say the drive to the hospital was fun in peak hour traffic..... smile

just b prepared, cause u just never know!!!!!

don't u wish u were getting married last week??????

Good luck, hope it all works out hug

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Reply #10 posted 02/16/11 7:13pm

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TotalANXiousNESS said:

lol

It's really not as bad as they make it look on TV. I mean, I guess it could be, but it's so 'quick' okay maybe not always quik, either. It's something you know ya gotta do and you know the pain isn't going ANYWHERE until you PUSH.

Ugh.....don't ever spoil your kids with baby wipes.....cuz when you run out you will be interupted from whatever it is you're doing (in this case orging) to go wipe your 8 year olds but. confused

Anyways, yeah Charlotte, the doctor asked me if I wanted a mirror pulled up, the first time I delivered......I'm like NOPPPPPPPEEE!!!! Don't tell me whats happening, don't tell me what you're dping, I don't wanna see, I don't wanna know!!

AMEN! I have friends whose family has taken video and pictures of it all. HELL NO! NO ONE is putting a camera up my snatch and taking photos!!! That's waaay to close for comfort. Some people's familes' are like that. We however are not. And how can you have all them mofos in there? My friend had bother sets of parents. Hell no, my father and mother in law taking pictures of my snatch? Do people not have boundaries?

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Reply #11 posted 02/16/11 7:15pm

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physco185 said:

my middle child was a whole month early..... i thought it was braxton hicks, cause i 2 was induced with my first giggle

lets just say the drive to the hospital was fun in peak hour traffic..... smile

just b prepared, cause u just never know!!!!!

don't u wish u were getting married last week??????

Good luck, hope it all works out hug

I worked with a woman that her husband was pulled over for speeding while she was in the back seat in labor. The cop was an asshole. Saw that she was in the back vomiting and obviusly ready to drop and at any moment and the dude still wrote the ticket and made them wait.

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Reply #12 posted 02/16/11 7:20pm

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I thought you were married!?

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Reply #13 posted 02/16/11 7:25pm

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KatSkrizzle said:

TotalANXiousNESS said:

lol

It's really not as bad as they make it look on TV. I mean, I guess it could be, but it's so 'quick' okay maybe not always quik, either. It's something you know ya gotta do and you know the pain isn't going ANYWHERE until you PUSH.

Ugh.....don't ever spoil your kids with baby wipes.....cuz when you run out you will be interupted from whatever it is you're doing (in this case orging) to go wipe your 8 year olds but. confused

Anyways, yeah Charlotte, the doctor asked me if I wanted a mirror pulled up, the first time I delivered......I'm like NOPPPPPPPEEE!!!! Don't tell me whats happening, don't tell me what you're dping, I don't wanna see, I don't wanna know!!

AMEN! I have friends whose family has taken video and pictures of it all. HELL NO! NO ONE is putting a camera up my snatch and taking photos!!! That's waaay to close for comfort. Some people's familes' are like that. We however are not. And how can you have all them mofos in there? My friend had bother sets of parents. Hell no, my father and mother in law taking pictures of my snatch? Do people not have boundaries?

Oh I know!!!!

I don't even want my husband to be really watching. I don't care what ANYBODY says......miracle of life or not......he is NEVER gonna look at my peach the same after seeing that shit!!

Psycho: Yes, I do wish I woulda got married last week.

..........Cuz I was about 25 lbs lighter then! lol

ufoclub: I was married. I'm not anymore. So you have 4 days left to come sweep me off my swollen fat feet!

I've reached in darkness and come out with treasure
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It's not whats in the mirror but what's left inside
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Reply #14 posted 02/16/11 8:14pm

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Dani, you are the best poster ever.

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Reply #15 posted 02/16/11 8:24pm

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Yeah, this thread is pretty great!
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Reply #16 posted 02/16/11 8:28pm

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lol

Hey thanks!

I've reached in darkness and come out with treasure
I layed down with love and I woke up with lies
Whats it all worth only the heart can measure
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Reply #17 posted 02/17/11 1:42am

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ZombieKitten said:

when you have the first real contraction, you probably won't be unsure, it will be way more intense, whole other league to BHs.

OMG talk about cutting it fine missy falloff

Speaking as a mother of two...AND as an expentent Grandmother...whose G-Baby is due on my birthday...the 26th of this month. I can say for a positive, most certain FACT...there is absolutely...no probably...about that! wink

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I knew from the start that I loved you with all my heart.
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Reply #18 posted 02/17/11 1:44am

ZombieKitten

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

ZombieKitten said:

when you have the first real contraction, you probably won't be unsure, it will be way more intense, whole other league to BHs.

OMG talk about cutting it fine missy falloff

Speaking as a mother of two...I can say for a positive, certain FACT...there is absolutely...no probably...about that!

nod

I have 3, and when you have that first contraction, you can just cry, it's such a certainty

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Reply #19 posted 02/17/11 2:01am

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Have you tried prune juice?

lol

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Reply #20 posted 02/17/11 2:05am

ZombieKitten

wildgoldenhoney said:

Have you tried prune juice?

lol

or eating a whole fresh pineapple! Oral sex (you must swallow) and a hot curry.

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Reply #21 posted 02/17/11 2:22am

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ZombieKitten said:

wildgoldenhoney said:

Have you tried prune juice?

lol

or eating a whole fresh pineapple! Oral sex (you must swallow) and a hot curry.

ahhh... confused it's a baby coming out, not a turd, right?

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Reply #22 posted 02/17/11 2:35am

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XxAxX said:

ZombieKitten said:

or eating a whole fresh pineapple! Oral sex (you must swallow) and a hot curry.

ahhh... confused it's a baby coming out, not a turd, right?

actually, cramps in your gut can set off contractions at this late a time in the gestation geek

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Reply #23 posted 02/17/11 2:37am

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hmmm Sorry, don't know nothing about birthing...

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Reply #24 posted 02/17/11 2:46am

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ZombieKitten said:

XxAxX said:

ahhh... confused it's a baby coming out, not a turd, right?

actually, cramps in your gut can set off contractions at this late a time in the gestation geek

aha. thumbs up! thank you. i was an overdue baby, just happily gestating along, developing and growing. allll warm and safe. then what???? my mom induced me. that's right. evicted. kicked OUT.

dani, let your little gal just gestate in peace. she might be growing an extra toe or two, or a bigger brain. you never know.

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Reply #25 posted 02/17/11 3:50am

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Yay for you! I don't know nothin' bout birfing no babies or wipin' no bootys but I advise you don't push too hard while poopin' wink
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Reply #26 posted 02/17/11 5:41am

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Yay for you! I don't know nothin' bout birfing no babies or wipin' no bootys but I advise you don't push too hard while poopin' wink

I AGREE!!!!

Thankfully, my poop is back to normal. Hooray for that!

I've reached in darkness and come out with treasure
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Whats it all worth only the heart can measure
It's not whats in the mirror but what's left inside
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Reply #27 posted 02/17/11 7:34am

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skip the marriage.

good luck! smile

"not a fan" falloff yeah...ok
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Reply #28 posted 02/17/11 8:03am

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Shorty said:

skip the marriage.

good luck! smile

lol

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I layed down with love and I woke up with lies
Whats it all worth only the heart can measure
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Reply #29 posted 02/17/11 9:35am

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KatSkrizzle said:

Yeah, this thread is pretty great!

The org is a very special place indeed because of threads like Dani's falloff falloff falloff . Crazy nut! lol

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