Dave1992 said:

dJJ said:

So what's the best P song or album in the background?

I like doing it to Insatiable (especially under a steaming shower in the dark) and Shhh.

in my case, some obvious choices are Erotic City, Head, Slow Love, Gett Off, Cream, I Wanna Melt With U, Incense and Candles, stuff like that; Insatiable is a good choice too

JerseyKRS said:

I say things like "will you make me a sandwich" and "are there any cupcakes left?"

The whipped cream was not intended for cupcakes or sandwich.......Just suck it off!

Only once "my" guy said "your so beautful", and I kinda liked it, though it wasn't dirty..

I also like to role play, but we wont get into that

Depends on each time. Usually more about looking in her eyes than saying something. Sometimes it's nice to ask her how it feels with me inside her. Other more rough times, it's good to tell her what i'm doing to her. Being graphic can turn on too. Depends on our moods i suppose.

most womwn want to hear things like "and when I get done I am going to wash the dishes, then vacume the living room...oh yeah I am going to vacume the heck out of that carpet....then I am going to book you a weekend at the spa....oh baby you're gonna take it all weekend off"

OnlyNDaUsa said:

most womwn want to hear things like "and when I get done I am going to wash the dishes, then vacume the living room...oh yeah I am going to vacume the heck out of that carpet....then I am going to book you a weekend at the spa....oh baby you're gonna take it all weekend off"

You're getting laid BEFORE doing these things?

Holy shit! What's your secret??

ThrillUorKillU said:

I say stuff occasionally..When she's moaning, swirming and cumming I say "Yeah , you like the shit, you like like shit baby?" ...

why the stanky face?

FauxReal said:

OnlyNDaUsa said:

most womwn want to hear things like "and when I get done I am going to wash the dishes, then vacume the living room...oh yeah I am going to vacume the heck out of that carpet....then I am going to book you a weekend at the spa....oh baby you're gonna take it all weekend off"

You're getting laid BEFORE doing these things?

Holy shit! What's your secret??

FauxReal said:

OnlyNDaUsa said:

most womwn want to hear things like "and when I get done I am going to wash the dishes, then vacume the living room...oh yeah I am going to vacume the heck out of that carpet....then I am going to book you a weekend at the spa....oh baby you're gonna take it all weekend off"

You're getting laid BEFORE doing these things?

Holy shit! What's your secret??

FauxReal, that's kind of sad

I'm not so much one for talk

the one I hear most is "I love to fuck you" omg that's TMI

ZombieKitten said:

I'm not so much one for talk

the one I hear most is "I love to fuck you" omg that's TMI

That's pretty hot.

JoeTyler said:

Dave1992 said:

I like doing it to Insatiable (especially under a steaming shower in the dark) and Shhh.

in my case, some obvious choices are Erotic City, Head, Slow Love, Gett Off, Cream, I Wanna Melt With U, Incense and Candles, stuff like that; Insatiable is a good choice too

I can't stand funk or danceable jams to be played while fuckin'. Songs like Head and Erotic City would make me wanna get up and dance. Not fuck!!

I need something slow and sexy. Maybe some of Miles Davis's "Generique" or "My Funny Valentine" or Stan Getz. Some really slow traditional jazz does it for me everytime!

ZombieKitten said:

FauxReal said:

You're getting laid BEFORE doing these things?

Holy shit! What's your secret??

FauxReal, that's kind of sad

Of course, in other threads, this means you think I am smart. Thank you.

FauxReal said:

ZombieKitten said:

FauxReal, that's kind of sad

Of course, in other threads, this means you think I am smart. Thank you.

omg I don't know what to say to that

alexnvrmnd777 said:

JoeTyler said:

in my case, some obvious choices are Erotic City, Head, Slow Love, Gett Off, Cream, I Wanna Melt With U, Incense and Candles, stuff like that; Insatiable is a good choice too

I can't stand funk or danceable jams to be played while fuckin'. Songs like Head and Erotic City would make me wanna get up and dance. Not fuck!!

I need something slow and sexy. Maybe some of Miles Davis's "Generique" or "My Funny Valentine" or Stan Getz. Some really slow traditional jazz does it for me everytime!

Enigma, tricky.... are cd's I like

JustErin said:

I love dirty talk, the filthier the better.

KidaDynamite said:

ThrillUorKillU said:

I say stuff occasionally..When she's moaning, swirming and cumming I say "Yeah , you like the shit, you like like shit baby?" ...

why the stanky face?

I dont know, I just put it. Because what I say in bed is just on some normal stuff..

Dave1992 said:

Don't sue me. I'm an honest man

XxAxX...please be...a. dear...and.....move..to the left..i'm getting a...c.ramp in my left..leg...argggggg

BlackAdder7 said:

XxAxX...please be...a. dear...and.....move your wing..to the left..i'm getting a...c.ramp in my left..leg...argggggg your feathers keep getting in my ... um

in your .....chirp!

^^ Now that's naughty!