kewlschool said:

FauxReal said:

Ideally,

Ambitious, because I'm not on my own, but with someone who is I try to keep pace.

Smart...not just 'streetsmart', I'm not dealing with illiteracy either. Bring some basic English and math skills please.

Funny, or at least understands other people's humor (not just mine either). If you don't find said humor funny, cool. But if it's just over your head and you sit there clueless looking for me to break it down. No.

Sexually, not too shy or conservative, not asking for me to shit on her either.

Job stability

Patience

Respect

Ohh, don't be a party pooper.

kewlschool said:

FauxReal said:

Ideally,

Ambitious, because I'm not on my own, but with someone who is I try to keep pace.

Smart...not just 'streetsmart', I'm not dealing with illiteracy either. Bring some basic English and math skills please.

Funny, or at least understands other people's humor (not just mine either). If you don't find said humor funny, cool. But if it's just over your head and you sit there clueless looking for me to break it down. No.

Sexually, not too shy or conservative, not asking for me to shit on her either.

Job stability

Patience

Respect

Ohh, don't be a party pooper.

No, don't be a pooper....

show me a woman who can suck a tennis ball through a garden hose and who can crack walnuts with her pussy and i will show you an engagement ring

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blackbob said:

show me a woman who can suck a tennis ball through a garden hose and who can crack walnuts with her pussy and i will show you an engagement ring

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Can it be that you are spoiled by a certain sex toy ?

A Vagina....oh yeah, also a woman who knows when to just shut the fuck up once in a while...Men are different than you, please make a note of it

^ Charming!

An open mind with an ability to laugh at herself. People can take themselves too seriously, it's a great trait to know your own faults and not worry about them, too much. Indpendent, but loyal. Challenging and thoughtful.

^ ^ and that's it!!!

JoeTyler said:

^ ^ and that's it!!!

That'll do to start with...

ScottRob said:

JoeTyler said:

^ ^ and that's it!!!

That'll do to start with...

man, your line "Independent, but loyal" brought tears to my eyes ...

I mean, that would be f*cking perfect, epic perfection, paradise

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Not in order:

Sense of humor

Love for music

A naughty side (combined with naughty humor i guess)

Ambition

Always honest and truthful with me

Passion for change in the world

freak in the bed

prefer a non smoker

has to be good with kids and animals (i used to prefer wants kids but i changed my mind on that)

compassion for other people that deserve it

not dependant on me with everything

can be without me for a good bit

supportive of me ( and of course they get all that back and more)

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JoeTyler said:

ScottRob said:

That'll do to start with...

man, your line "Independent, but loyal" brought tears to my eyes ...

I mean, that would be f*cking perfect, epic perfection, paradise

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RenHoek said:

me!

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-Intelligence- one big turnoff is a girl who's dumb as a box of rocks and has no grasp of common sense

-Fashion sense

-Similar tastes in music-I know that's pretty reaching but it's something that would be great

-Affectionate but not clingy

-Nerdy....like me- a beautiful girl who's also into anime, old school video games, clothes, computers, and music is the perfect match for me lol

-emotionally stable

-good manners and CLASS

-non smoker

-non drinker

-Compassionate

-Nuturing

-Humble- there's nothing worse than a shallow, materialistic, and egotistical person. There's been girls who I thought were pretty then...I see their personality and they become less attractive with each action

Bait to use to catch a man.

- Generous

- A mind of her own, not being "another sheep in the herd"

- Well-cultured (I'm really amazed and impressioned by people with a good knowledge)

- Well educated (not necessarily school, but good manners, good hygiene, a proper language used when in public.. If I was to have kids with her, Iwant them to be taught good values)

- Artistic sensibility (music, drawing, writing, painting, dancing, whatever...)

- open-minded (regarding a huge range of thing: from politics to religion)

- an experimental side (adventurous, not reluctant to try "new stuff" )

Bonus:

being a Prince/David Bowie/Michael Jackson/Marvin Gaye & Motown fan would be a plus

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FrenchGuy said:

- Generous

- A mind of her own, not being "another sheep in the herd"

- Well-cultured (I'm really amazed and impressioned by people with a good knowledge)

- Well educated (not necessarily school, but good manners, good hygiene, a proper language used when in public.. If I was to have kids with her, Iwant them to be taught good values)

- Artistic sensility (music, drawing, writing, painting, dancing, whatever...)

- open-minded (regarding a huge range of thing: from politics to religion)

- an experimental side (adventurous, not reluctant to try "new stuff" )

Bonus:

being a Prince/David Bowie/Michael Jackson/Marvin Gaye & Motown would be a plus

BINGO!

FrenchGuy said:

- Generous

- A mind of her own, not being "another sheep in the herd"

- Well-cultured (I'm really amazed and impressioned by people with a good knowledge)

- Well educated (not necessarily school, but good manners, good hygiene, a proper language used when in public.. If I was to have kids with her, Iwant them to be taught good values)

- Artistic sensibility (music, drawing, writing, painting, dancing, whatever...)

- open-minded (regarding a huge range of thing: from politics to religion)

- an experimental side (adventurous, not reluctant to try "new stuff" )

Bonus:

being a Prince/David Bowie/Michael Jackson/Marvin Gaye & Motown fan would be a plus

that sounds just like me! (apart from the musical tastes )

1) Sane (Not wanting to date anne heche)

2) Good person (doesn't try to screw people over-I'm talking the bad kind of way)

3) Fun (Likes to have FUN-even if we are doing something boring.)

4) Loving (duh)

5) Employed (I aint going to be your sugar daddy!)

kewlschool said:

1) Sane (Not wanting to date anne heche)

2) Good person (doesn't try to screw people over-I'm talking the bad kind of way)

3) Fun (Likes to have FUN-even if we are doing something boring.)

4) Loving (duh)

5) Employed (I aint going to be your sugar daddy!)

I tick these boxes too!

I think I'm just perfect!

(Lucky you didn't write things like good at housework )

ZombieKitten said:

kewlschool said:

1) Sane (Not wanting to date anne heche)

2) Good person (doesn't try to screw people over-I'm talking the bad kind of way)

3) Fun (Likes to have FUN-even if we are doing something boring.)

4) Loving (duh)

5) Employed (I aint going to be your sugar daddy!)

I tick these boxes too!

I think I'm just perfect!

(Lucky you didn't write things like good at housework )

But your married!!

kewlschool said:

ZombieKitten said:

I tick these boxes too!

I think I'm just perfect!

(Lucky you didn't write things like good at housework )

But your married!!

I know! I'm not offering myself, just saying these lists are either very reasonable, or I'm just perfect! or unusual

kewlschool said:

1) Sane (Not wanting to date anne heche)

2) Good person (doesn't try to screw people over-I'm talking the bad kind of way)

3) Fun (Likes to have FUN-even if we are doing something boring.)

4) Loving (duh)

5) Employed (I aint going to be your sugar daddy!)

I'll be yours instead.

I like a challenge, but not too much of a challenge so I'ma go with the following:

Nice, kind, caring, some of the time

Passionate, emotional, irrational, crazy as fuck some of the time

Physically strong, and willing, as in able to lift heavy shit sometimes and not complain about it

Funny

Open-minded

Generally free-thinking, a bit of an individual streak

That about sums up my wife except as I get older sometimes I think I might be cool with a little less of the angry, emotional, unpredictable thing. I wouldn't want to go without it completely though as I'd get very bored. Just a little less perhaps, on my say-so, at a pre-arranged time and location

KidaDynamite said:

kewlschool said:

1) Sane (Not wanting to date anne heche)

2) Good person (doesn't try to screw people over-I'm talking the bad kind of way)

3) Fun (Likes to have FUN-even if we are doing something boring.)

4) Loving (duh)

5) Employed (I aint going to be your sugar daddy!)

I'll be yours instead.

That's a mighty big box. (In the video-Hmm...I wonder what that's supposed to represent?)

kewlschool said:

KidaDynamite said:

I'll be yours instead.

That's a mighty big box. (In the video-Hmm...I wonder what that's supposed to represent?)

It's supposed to be a sugar cube.

KidaDynamite said:

kewlschool said:

That's a mighty big box. (In the video-Hmm...I wonder what that's supposed to represent?)

It's supposed to be a sugar cube.

So am I coming over to "sit on momma's lap."

kewlschool said:

KidaDynamite said:

It's supposed to be a sugar cube.

So am I coming over to "sit on momma's lap."

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vainandy said:

Bait to use to catch a man.

nice!

RenHoek said:

vainandy said:

Bait to use to catch a man.

nice!

co-

ZombieKitten said:

FrenchGuy said:

- Generous

- A mind of her own, not being "another sheep in the herd"

- Well-cultured (I'm really amazed and impressioned by people with a good knowledge)

- Well educated (not necessarily school, but good manners, good hygiene, a proper language used when in public.. If I was to have kids with her, Iwant them to be taught good values)

- Artistic sensibility (music, drawing, writing, painting, dancing, whatever...)

- open-minded (regarding a huge range of thing: from politics to religion)

- an experimental side (adventurous, not reluctant to try "new stuff" )

Bonus:

being a Prince/David Bowie/Michael Jackson/Marvin Gaye & Motown fan would be a plus

that sounds just like me! (apart from the musical tastes )

... Really? Forget the musical taste, we can make an arrangement! Well you're actually a Prince fan, so that's not too bad...

Hum have I found my mate on the org?