This could just as easily go in the TMI thread, but i've had mine held while pissing. I was driving up 95 and ran into traffic one evening. I had to piss something serious. My then wife (I guess this proves she loved me) held it up to a soda bottle for me as I was driving. A little of it got on her hands. Fortunately we had baby wipes with us.
my mind is going bonkers!!!!!
all i see is u having to suddenly brake and your penis getting jammed in the bottle top!!!!!
plus don't u have bushes on the side of your roads... that's what they r there 4!!!!!
Not a whole lot in the way of bushes where we were at the time.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Definitely better than the alternative at the time.
Talking ´bout penis...I used to have a part time job as a student, and my boss was a very weird guy. Weird in a good way....at least most of the time. But really eccentric.
So, one day, he was peeing against a pillar after work, holding his PENIS in one hand while carrying his suitcase in the other.
Anyway, just a few seconds before he finished his little business, this manager type of guy from some other company came and wanted to speak with him.
My boss started shaking his penis with one hand, then rubbed his hand on his leg, pulled his zipper up and reached his hand toward that other guy to shake hands, as if nothing had happened, even though that other dude clearly saw how my boss peed against that pillar and how he reached his hand without washing it or without even thinking twice.
And the other guy just went with it, shook his hand but had a very irritated expression in his face.
i hate shaking business mens hands esp when they have that hard dominating clutch!!!!
i always wonder if they wash their hands after they go potty!!!!
the harder they shake... the less likely they wash!!!!
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