Give it to us here!

I'll go first:

I just took a shower.
OMG is my bush huge!!!

I looked down and thought Gene Shalit was suckin my dick.

I know I've been busy with the move and all, but damn, how did I let this happen?

I'm takin a weedwacker to that bitch tomorrow.

...I don't care what vainandy says.

johnart said:

Give it to us here!

I'll go first:

I just took a shower.
OMG is my bush huge!!!

I looked down and thought Gene Shalit was suckin my dick.

I know I've been busy with the move and all, but damn, how did I let this happen?

I'm takin a weedwacker to that bitch tomorrow.

...I don't care what vainandy says.

I'm now obsessed with keeping my belly covered.

My belly roll has gotten so big that my shirt will ride up and I look like I could be the next inbred on walmart.com

TypoQueen said:

johnart said:

Give it to us here!

I'll go first:

I just took a shower.
OMG is my bush huge!!!

I looked down and thought Gene Shalit was suckin my dick.

I know I've been busy with the move and all, but damn, how did I let this happen?

I'm takin a weedwacker to that bitch tomorrow.

...I don't care what vainandy says.

MISS KITTY!!! Please share your T.M.I.

Nothinbutjoy said:

I'm now obsessed with keeping my belly covered.

My belly roll has gotten so big that my shirt will ride up and I look like I could be the next inbred on walmart.com

inbred

johnart said:

Nothinbutjoy said:

I'm now obsessed with keeping my belly covered.

My belly roll has gotten so big that my shirt will ride up and I look like I could be the next inbred on walmart.com

inbred

Sorry about your untamed bush.

Nothinbutjoy said:

johnart said:

inbred

Sorry about your untamed bush.

Don't press too hard against me.

Remember, Only you can prevent forest fires.

I like a healthy bush.

Efan said:

I like a healthy bush.

Well let's say it's abundantly so at the moment.

Nothinbutjoy said:

TypoQueen said:

MISS KITTY!!! Please share your T.M.I.

You know how accident prone I am

Last week in salon I slipped fell on floor with skirt near over my head, backside showing to the world sent customers to therapy after them seeing my tattoo on my backside, will start wearing knickers maybe even granny knickers from now on

TypoQueen said:

Nothinbutjoy said:

MISS KITTY!!! Please share your T.M.I.

You know how accident prone I am

Last week in salon I slipped fell on floor with skirt near over my head, backside showing to the world sent customers to therapy after them seeing my tattoo on my backside, will start wearing knickers maybe even granny knickers from now on

I hope nothing more than your pride was hurt!

johnart said:

Efan said:

I like a healthy bush.

Well let's say it's abundantly so at the moment.

Your cup floweth over?

Nothinbutjoy said:

johnart said:

Well let's say it's abundantly so at the moment.

Your cup floweth over?

More like fro'-weth over

[Edited 1/28/11 16:33pm]

Nothinbutjoy said:

TypoQueen said:

You know how accident prone I am

Last week in salon I slipped fell on floor with skirt near over my head, backside showing to the world sent customers to therapy after them seeing my tattoo on my backside, will start wearing knickers maybe even granny knickers from now on

I hope nothing more than your pride was hurt!

Staff stilled the cctv and put a photograph of my backside up on staff room walls zoomed in on my backside and tattoo, not living it down

I immediately thought of "Don't Mess with the Zohan"!

(after I finished laughing at the Gene Shalit comment!)

[Edited 1/28/11 16:35pm]

TypoQueen said:

Nothinbutjoy said:

I hope nothing more than your pride was hurt!

Staff stilled the cctv and put a photograph of my backside up on staff room walls zoomed in on my backside and tattoo, not living it down

They are wrong for that....funny....but WRONG!!!

chocolate1 said:

I immediately thought of Don't Mess with the Zohan"!

Okay chocolate1....share....T.M.I.

Nothinbutjoy said:

chocolate1 said:

I immediately thought of Don't Mess with the Zohan"!

Okay chocolate1....share....T.M.I.

Nothing of my own is coming to mind right now, but a coworker sat down today and said, "I was kind of freaking out because the condom broke last night, so I went to the doctor during lunch."

johnart said:

Nothinbutjoy said:

Your cup floweth over?

More like fro'-weth over

[Edited 1/28/11 16:33pm]

You might find a penazzle vajazzle underneath

.

[Edited 1/28/11 16:50pm]

chocolate1 said:

I immediately thought of "Don't Mess with the Zohan"!

(after I finished laughing at the Gene Shalit comment!)

[Edited 1/28/11 16:35pm]

I thought the same thing....

MoniGram said:

chocolate1 said:

I immediately thought of "Don't Mess with the Zohan"!

(after I finished laughing at the Gene Shalit comment!)

[Edited 1/28/11 16:35pm]

I thought the same thing....

I've not seen that movie. It's a movie right?

TypoQueen said:

johnart said:

More like fro'-weth over

[Edited 1/28/11 16:33pm]

You might find a penazzle vajazzle underneath

.

[Edited 1/28/11 16:50pm]

Then imma have to figure out who's been sneakin in there and doin the work.

johnart said:

MoniGram said:

I thought the same thing....

I've not seen that movie. It's a movie right?

Adam Sandler. He's an Israeli operative of some sort... but he wants to be a hairdresser.

Women think he's sexy, and the line, "Oh... it's so big" keeps coming up. Then you find out it's the bush.

chocolate1 said:

johnart said:

I've not seen that movie. It's a movie right?

Adam Sandler. He's an Israeli operative of some sort... but he wants to be a hairdresser.

Women think he's sexy, and the line, "Oh... it's so big" keeps coming up. Then you find out it's the bush.

johnart said:

chocolate1 said:

Adam Sandler. He's an Israeli operative of some sort... but he wants to be a hairdresser.

Women think he's sexy, and the line, "Oh... it's so big" keeps coming up. Then you find out it's the bush.

chocolate1 said:

johnart said:

I love Alec Mapa

you beat me to it chocolate1! I was just about to post this pic

johnart said:

TypoQueen said:

You might find a penazzle vajazzle underneath

.

[Edited 1/28/11 16:50pm]

Then imma have to figure out who's been sneakin in there and doin the work.

Betina??