Guys ......

that shave their pubes

with small dicks

that have long dirty nails

that say come to daddy

that smell ewwwwww

that don't stop talking

that expect a 9 but won't give a 6

i know there's more... but i cant remember them all cause one year today was the last time i had sex

A penis.

Nikademus said:

i like sweat... but get turned off by excessive eeeewwwwww

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ParanoidAndroid said:

Women who talk about their problems during the sex.

physco185 said:

i like sweat... but get turned off by excessive eeeewwwwww

really? I kind of like it

like a freshly washed man with fresh sweat on him is nice! and slick and slippery

ZombieKitten said:

physco185 said:

i like sweat... but get turned off by excessive eeeewwwwww

really? I kind of like it

like a freshly washed man with fresh sweat on him is nice! and slick and slippery

i hate when they r over u and their sweat drips onto your face.....

so grose..... pass the towel pass the towel

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Guys that make strange faces while climaxing

MarySharon said:

Guys that make strange faces while climaxing

it's more funny than weird... some men look like they need their faces slapped

physco185 said:

MarySharon said:

Guys that make strange faces while climaxing

it's more funny than weird... some men look like they need their faces slapped

Some are funny, some really freaked me out

Nikademus said:

A penis.

no no no - that's a turn on

ParanoidAndroid said:

Women who talk about their problems during the sex.

but it's the only time we have u men cornered...... so we must, should take a lill advantage

When I'm told to cum. Immediate turn off.

Bad hygiene

Graycap23 said:

Bad hygiene

That, plus a hairy vag and bad feet.

Non-aggressive women are a turn-off also. I want someone who attacks, like a lioness going after a piece of meat.

Dauphin said:

When I'm told to cum. Immediate turn off.

OMG!! I had an "appointment" on Monday, and every couple minutes, the guy kept asking "areyougonnacumyet?areyougonnacumyet?areyougonnacumyet?areyougonnacumyet?areyougonnacumyet?" I was like "Dude, we've been busy for like 30 minutes." I am NOT a minuteman. Sheesh.

Submissive men

bad hygiene

foot play

scat/water sports

JustErin said:

Submissive men

bad hygiene

foot play

scat/water sports

Really?? Somebody actually wanted to scat and play water sports with you? Sick bastards

jaimestarr79 said:

JustErin said:

Submissive men

bad hygiene

foot play

scat/water sports

Really?? Somebody actually wanted to scat and play water sports with you? Sick bastards

This is a list of things people have asked me to do? I had no idea.

"Suck my dick", when you're sucking his dick....what do you think i'm doing???

"yeah, you like that dick?"...no, i think it's gross, that's why i'm sucking it

body odor of any kind, even a bad smelling cologne

weirdo dicks

long nails

socks

spit---don't spit on my pussy before shoving your dick in, you must lick it or play with it... it'll be much juicier that way.

fat jokes

physco185 said:

Nikademus said:

A penis.

no no no - that's a turn on

PFFFFFT! Sez you

paintedlady said:

body odor of any kind, even a bad smelling cologne

weirdo dicks

long nails

socks

spit---don't spit on my pussy before shoving your dick in, you must lick it or play with it... it'll be much juicier that way.

fat jokes

physco185 said:

Guys ......

that shave their pubes

with small dicks

that have long dirty nails

that say come to daddy

that smell ewwwwww

that don't stop talking

that expect a 9 but won't give a 6

i know there's more... but i cant remember them all cause one year today was the last time i had sex

all that plus:

skid marks in the drawyers

stank breath

jizz that smells and tastes like rancid buttermilk mixed with rotten egg

quick pumpers

a dude that won't let me rub his belly

cheapness in any way, shape, or form

ScarletScandal said:

Dauphin said:

When I'm told to cum. Immediate turn off.

OMG!! I had an "appointment" on Monday, and every couple minutes, the guy kept asking "areyougonnacumyet?areyougonnacumyet?areyougonnacumyet?areyougonnacumyet?areyougonnacumyet?" I was like "Dude, we've been busy for like 30 minutes." I am NOT a minuteman. Sheesh.

That boy said he had an "appointment".

KidaDynamite said:

ScarletScandal said:

OMG!! I had an "appointment" on Monday, and every couple minutes, the guy kept asking "areyougonnacumyet?areyougonnacumyet?areyougonnacumyet?areyougonnacumyet?areyougonnacumyet?" I was like "Dude, we've been busy for like 30 minutes." I am NOT a minuteman. Sheesh.

That boy said he had an "appointment".

Ya know? I'm thinking all this time we had a call boy in our midst and didn't know it.

guys that just lay there with that "get to work" look on their face and then act like a dead fish thruout. sex is 50/50 motherfucker.

HotGritz said:

KidaDynamite said:

That boy said he had an "appointment".

Ya know? I'm thinking all this time we had a call boy in our midst and didn't know it.

Nah, he's too beat for that.

~Guys who SLOBBER. UGH. I'm talking about oral sex, btw. I mean...ugh....it feels like a St. Bernard is rubbing his face and drool all over you.

~Rough nailed summabitches who want to try and get in your intimates. Oooh file your nails! Don't be scratching me up!

~Extreme biters! I like a nibble. I bruise like fruit and last thing I need is dark bitemarks and a bitten clit. True story--I walked like a cowboy for WEEKS because some idjit decided to BITE.

~Jackrabbits. I mean INSTANT jackrabbits. No buildup, all rapid and ish...owch!

~Must/musk/funk/stank/flat out TROUT and TUNA smells. Don't ask me to go down on you unless you've had a good wash. I took the time to get fresh and clean so you should TOO!

~All talk, no walk...er...action. Been there about fifty eleven times only to have guys who have arrived early, couldn't get it up..etc....blah blah.

~Acrobats who really AIN'T acrobats. don't be trying to act like you're about to take me to yoga class 'cause you saw somebody do it in a porno. Keep it real!

~Lazy lovers. You betta WORK honey.

~Complainers. Oh, I'm TOO wet? Really?

~Trying to kiss me after you've eaten me out. Not happening. I don't want to taste myself. Keep your cum-stained lips away from mine, if you please. That's just my preference.

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