http://flatoutfree.wordpr...er-vagina/

Well. I can't un-see that.

squirrelgrease said:

Well. I can't un-see that.

Okay ~ I'm NOT looking then

GOD I hate that I HAD to look at that! It looks like it was a ball of toilet paper that got all fermented up in there!

And one more thing... WHO THE HELL WOULD SMELL IT let alone cut it apart with a knife and frikking fork FFS!!!

I dont know how im gonna function for the rest of the day without involuntarily dry heaving periodically...

^

i had the same

WHERE DID THE ANGELS GO

now I have a story to tell round the turkey tomorrow!

after reading about smell and cutting with knife and fork... I'm not clicking.

Good thing I read the comments before clicking. I'm not clikcing that shiz. Sometimes, it's better not to feed your curiosity...

Especially since last time didn't really go so well.

it looks like one of thoes paper rapps that some foods are cooked in.

tinaz said:

GOD I hate that I HAD to look at that! It looks like it was a ball of toilet paper that got all fermented up in there!

I'm pretty sure that's what it is. I've had to improvise when I wasn't at home or when I wasn't prepared, but I never put the toilet paper IN there. And that is why. Surely that could've caused some kind of infection later.

Not another Michael Jackson thread

NDRU said:

Not another Michael Jackson thread

This is one of the few things that I don't love about teh internets. For many years news stories required the use of your imagination, which is RARELY as bad as an actual picture or video. Now, without much effort, you can just SEE this kind of mess. Like others, I'm not clicking. I'm about to have my first Thanksgiving and there is no way I'm looking at something that foul before I eat.

Cerebus said:

NDRU said:

Not another Michael Jackson thread

This is one of the few things that I don't love about teh internets. For many years news stories required the use of your imagination, which is RARELY as bad as an actual picture or video. Now, without much effort, you can just SEE this kind of mess. Like others, I'm not clicking. I'm about to have my first Thanksgiving and there is no way I'm looking at something that foul before I eat.

your first thanksgiving of the year or your first ever?

oh, and yeah there is no way I am clicking that link

Number23 said:

WHERE DID THE ANGELS GO

from what i'm reading here they maybe crawled up in there and died? :confused:

OH MY GOD!!!

Grooooooss. Grossgrossgrossgrossgross...

Dude went too far into that for a little coochie. I would have stopped as soon as that feeling he felt came up. Pencils down, lights on, everybody go home and CALL YO DOCTOR, WOMAN!!

Blech....

ufoclub said:

after reading about smell and cutting with knife and fork... I'm not clicking.

That's what I'm saying! I'm getting queasy just thinking about what it could be...I'm getting the hell outta here!

LadyLuvSexxy said:

OH MY GOD!!!

Grooooooss. Grossgrossgrossgrossgross...

Dude went too far into that for a little coochie. I would have stopped as soon as that feeling he felt came up. Pencils down, lights on, everybody go home and CALL YO DOCTOR, WOMAN!!

Blech....

Exactly.

Didnt want to embarass her??? Please...as soon as I felt whatever that was in her cooch, the plans for the evening would have been changed.

To tell the truth, as soon as she dropped "I just got off my period", an interview would heve commenced.

"When you say just got off my period, what does that mean??"

"You aint got to go home but you got to get the hell outta here!!"

[Edited 11/24/10 21:10pm]

NDRU said:

Cerebus said:

This is one of the few things that I don't love about teh internets. For many years news stories required the use of your imagination, which is RARELY as bad as an actual picture or video. Now, without much effort, you can just SEE this kind of mess. Like others, I'm not clicking. I'm about to have my first Thanksgiving and there is no way I'm looking at something that foul before I eat.

your first thanksgiving of the year or your first ever?

Just the first of the year. I have three this year, unfortunately.

the fact he kept going at it is revolting....ok sooooo who scrolled down and saw this post????

now i heard about peeing when cumming but never this..

Well, at least the folks here were able to figure out what it was and I guess it makes sense that some toilet paper or paper towels were used to in lieu of a tampon or pad. But I have a story:

I’m working at a record store and this cute girl starts coming in all the time and I begin crushing on her. One night, I see her at a club. It’s last call and people are taking their final chances at making a hook up. I try to chat up the girl I’m interested in, but she clearly doesn’t dig me. Her FRIEND however, who is also really cute, DOES like me. In fact, she had gone to my high school, was a year or two behind my class, and had had a crush on ME. So we make plans to get together later in the week. I call her and we decide just to hang at her apartment and watch movies for our first date. Turns out she’s really shy and not much for conversation. I’m doing all the work, trying to get to know her so we can find some stuff to talk about, but it’s EXCRUCIATING. Lot’s of long, silent pauses. I suggest, in an effort to break the ice, that we perhaps get the first kiss out of the way, so she’ll maybe be able to loosen up a bit. Long story short, after about two minutes of makin’ out we’re in her bed and goin’ at it. Eventually, I get her on top of me and then sit up to kiss her. I’m caressing her all over, then move my hands to her ass. I’m inside her and she’s just grinding away, totally hot for what we’re doing. It sounded and felt like she had maybe already come at least once, so I’m feelin’ like some kind of sex god…this chick is totally gettin’ off!!! I grab her ass cheeks in an effort to move her up and down and really start some world class fuckin’…and I feel something. It feels like a gel or jelly of some kind. I thought maybe she had somehow, without me seeing her, used a WHOLE LOT of lubricant or spermicidal gel…or maybe she’s just REALLY wet! Nope. I bring my hand up so I can try’un figure out what it is, but it’s pitch black in her room and I can’t see what it is. So I smell my hand. Yep…it was shit. She had shit while she was on top, fuckin’ me. I said, “Whoah” and asked her to turn on the light. She was absolutely mortified, nearly crying with embarrassment. Now, she wasn’t drunk or sick with a stomach flu or anything like that. Her only explanation was that she had had such an intense orgasm (I WAS turnin’ her on, after all!) that maybe she lost control of her bowels. She said it had never happened before, and I can’t say I have EVER heard it happening to ANYONE! But yeah, it was all over my balls and it was just nasty. I know there are fetishists out there who would have LOVED that. Not me. I rarely tell this story because nobody believes me. But I assure you, it’s all true. I shit you not! (HAAA!!! No, seriously though…it totally happened.)

purplemookiebut said:

the fact he kept going at it is revolting....ok sooooo who scrolled down and saw this post????

now i heard about peeing when cumming but never this..

Jaybone

November 24, 2010 6:54 PM

Well, at least the folks here were able to figure out what it was and I guess it makes sense that some toilet paper or paper towels were used to in lieu of a tampon or pad. But I have a story:

I’m working at a record store and this cute girl starts coming in all the time and I begin crushing on her. One night, I see her at a club. It’s last call and people are taking their final chances at making a hook up. I try to chat up the girl I’m interested in, but she clearly doesn’t dig me. Her FRIEND however, who is also really cute, DOES like me. In fact, she had gone to my high school, was a year or two behind my class, and had had a crush on ME. So we make plans to get together later in the week. I call her and we decide just to hang at her apartment and watch movies for our first date. Turns out she’s really shy and not much for conversation. I’m doing all the work, trying to get to know her so we can find some stuff to talk about, but it’s EXCRUCIATING. Lot’s of long, silent pauses. I suggest, in an effort to break the ice, that we perhaps get the first kiss out of the way, so she’ll maybe be able to loosen up a bit. Long story short, after about two minutes of makin’ out we’re in her bed and goin’ at it. Eventually, I get her on top of me and then sit up to kiss her. I’m caressing her all over, then move my hands to her ass. I’m inside her and she’s just grinding away, totally hot for what we’re doing. It sounded and felt like she had maybe already come at least once, so I’m feelin’ like some kind of sex god…this chick is totally gettin’ off!!! I grab her ass cheeks in an effort to move her up and down and really start some world class fuckin’…and I feel something. It feels like a gel or jelly of some kind. I thought maybe she had somehow, without me seeing her, used a WHOLE LOT of lubricant or spermicidal gel…or maybe she’s just REALLY wet! Nope. I bring my hand up so I can try’un figure out what it is, but it’s pitch black in her room and I can’t see what it is. So I smell my hand. Yep…it was shit. She had shit while she was on top, fuckin’ me. I said, “Whoah” and asked her to turn on the light. She was absolutely mortified, nearly crying with embarrassment. Now, she wasn’t drunk or sick with a stomach flu or anything like that. Her only explanation was that she had had such an intense orgasm (I WAS turnin’ her on, after all!) that maybe she lost control of her bowels. She said it had never happened before, and I can’t say I have EVER heard it happening to ANYONE! But yeah, it was all over my balls and it was just nasty. I know there are fetishists out there who would have LOVED that. Not me. I rarely tell this story because nobody believes me. But I assure you, it’s all true. I shit you not! (HAAA!!! No, seriously though…it totally happened.)

"it was all over my balls..."

Nah but for real....DATS NASTY!

the things that can get stuck in a Vagina

VAGINA: nature's cubby hole

As far as I'm concerned I just looked at a nice bite of steak.

And with that I've forgotten this thread forever.

feking hell -

Thank god he didn't perform oral - oh it just doesn't bear thinking about - I feel sick!

YOUUUUUU mufukkas need to stop screwing altogether....smh.

last march I was out at a club, and I was picked up by this chick and we were making out and she drags me to a secluded area and we start going at it hard... and I keep hearing this CLINK sound... and I am thinking nothing of it the sex was great. It felt like her hoochy was giving be a bj... it was crazy good!

but I kept hearing this fricking clink clink clink... so I look down and see these coins on the floor. I start to bend over (I assumed we knocked them off the wall or something) and she said "leave them be...keep going"

So I kept going, but I kept hearing CLINK CLINK CLINK...But I ignore it and finish both of us off... she smiles and says "thanks I needed that...I hope you do not mind a one night stand."

I was bummed but hey I got laid on the cheep so what do i care... so I bend over to pick up one of the coins and a fricking leprechaun pops out of her snatch whipping off his chin and says "git your hands off my gold!"

[Edited 11/25/10 21:38pm]

OnlyNDaUsa said:

last march I was out at a club, and I was picked up by this chick and we were making out and she drags me to a secluded area and we start going at it hard... and I keep hearing this CLINK sound... and I am thinking nothing of it the sex was great. It felt like her hoochy was giving be a bj... it was crazy good!

but I kept hearing this fricking clink clink clink... so I look down and see these coins on the floor. I start to bend over (I assumed we knocked them off the wall or something) and she said "leave them be...keep going"

So I kept going, but I kept hearing CLINK CLINK CLINK...But I ignore it and finish both of us off... she smiles and says "thanks I needed that...I hope you do not mind a one night stand."

I was bummed but hey I got laid on the cheep so what do i care... so I bend over to pick up one of the coins and a fricking leprechaun pops out of her snatch whipping off his chin and says "git your hands off my gold!"

[Edited 11/25/10 21:38pm]

Double yew tee eff.