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Thread started 09/15/10 7:03pm

sextonseven

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Who wipes their bum with paper towels???

Apparently guys in my office do according to the signs in the men's room.

hmm

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Reply #1 posted 09/15/10 7:06pm

JustErin

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Oh my...

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Reply #2 posted 09/15/10 7:09pm

PositivityNYC

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do they keep the stalls well-stocked with toilet paper?

it they run out, they gotta use something.. lol

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Reply #3 posted 09/15/10 7:27pm

sextonseven

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PositivityNYC said:

do they keep the stalls well-stocked with toilet paper?

it they run out, they gotta use something.. lol

Custodians restock the dispensers each night. I can't imagine all this TP being used up during work hours:

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Reply #4 posted 09/15/10 7:31pm

ZombieKitten

it's not like people can steal toilet rolls for home use there, is it?

you could probably find out who is using the paper towels, it will be the folks with tender chafed bottoms

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Reply #5 posted 09/15/10 7:32pm

Efan

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Criminently. Sometimes I wonder how men continue to exist.

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Reply #6 posted 09/15/10 7:34pm

PositivityNYC

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lol

well, hey, at least you don't walk into a stall and have to see droplets of urine (or blood...) on the toilet seat....

hmph!

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Reply #7 posted 09/15/10 7:36pm

sextonseven

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ZombieKitten said:

it's not like people can steal toilet rolls for home use there, is it?

you could probably find out who is using the paper towels, it will be the folks with tender chafed bottoms

You can see clearly in the photo that there are no tp rolls to steal. It's one giant loop in the dispenser which would be look very obvious if someone were to walk out with it.

I'm not that curious about the sign to check other guys' bottoms. lol

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Reply #8 posted 09/15/10 7:37pm

ZombieKitten

sextonseven said:

ZombieKitten said:

it's not like people can steal toilet rolls for home use there, is it?

you could probably find out who is using the paper towels, it will be the folks with tender chafed bottoms

You can see clearly in the photo that there are no tp rolls to steal. It's one giant loop in the dispenser which would be look very obvious if someone were to walk out with it.

I'm not that curious about the sign to check other guys' bottoms. lol

no, but if you hear anyone complaining about their sore anus, it might be your culprit!

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Reply #9 posted 09/15/10 7:38pm

sextonseven

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Efan said:

Criminently. Sometimes I wonder how men continue to exist.

I'm alone in the office right now. I'm gonna check to see if the same sign is in the ladies room. brb.

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Reply #10 posted 09/15/10 7:40pm

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sextonseven said:

Efan said:

Criminently. Sometimes I wonder how men continue to exist.

I'm alone in the office right now. I'm gonna check to see if the same sign is in the ladies room. brb.

lol

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Reply #11 posted 09/15/10 7:42pm

sextonseven

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Nikademus said:

sextonseven said:

I'm alone in the office right now. I'm gonna check to see if the same sign is in the ladies room. brb.

lol

Of course it isn't. lol

But there's a nice comfy chair in there! hmm

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Reply #12 posted 09/15/10 7:47pm

ZombieKitten

sextonseven said:

Nikademus said:

lol

Of course it isn't. lol

But there's a nice comfy chair in there! hmm

that's probably for expressing breastmilk.

Don't drink any milk in the work fridge that is in a JAR

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Reply #13 posted 09/15/10 7:49pm

Efan

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sextonseven said:

Nikademus said:

lol

Of course it isn't. lol

But there's a nice comfy chair in there! hmm

biggrin

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Reply #14 posted 09/15/10 8:21pm

PositivityNYC

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ZombieKitten said:

sextonseven said:

Of course it isn't. lol

But there's a nice comfy chair in there! hmm

that's probably for expressing breastmilk.

Don't drink any milk in the work fridge that is in a JAR

in the bathroom? isn't that unsanitary?

we had to put a special lock [indicates occupied or not] on a tech supply room so women can do it in there.. - total privacy, and nobody using a toilet, then walking out (touching door handle) w/o washing their hands

[Edited 9/15/10 20:22pm]

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Reply #15 posted 09/15/10 8:27pm

ZombieKitten

PositivityNYC said:

ZombieKitten said:

that's probably for expressing breastmilk.

Don't drink any milk in the work fridge that is in a JAR

in the bathroom? isn't that unsanitary?

we had to put a special lock [indicates occupied or not] on a tech supply room so women can do it in there.. - total privacy, and nobody using a toilet, then walking out (touching door handle) w/o washing their hands

[Edited 9/15/10 20:22pm]

I'm just kidding, I think those days are long gone

I HOPE

back when I was breastfeeding I would NEVER take my baby into the bathrooms even if they DID have an arm chair.

although, regularly cleaning public bathrooms are quite clean compared to, for example my kitchen redface

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Reply #16 posted 09/15/10 8:30pm

FauxReal

When I walked into the bathroom at work today there was an empty starbucks cup sitting beside one of the toilets. Somebody was sitting there, taking a shit, and sipping his caramel macchiatto at the same time. Nasty.

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Reply #17 posted 09/15/10 8:49pm

sextonseven

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Hold on now, in addition to the comfy chair, our ladies room has a full length mirror and complimentary lotion!!!

As you can see below, our men's room is lucky to get soap. And we apparently don't care what we look like from the waist down either. confused

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Reply #18 posted 09/15/10 9:11pm

FauxReal

If the men's room had complimentary lotion it'd only be a matter of time before someone got caught beating their dick at work.

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Reply #19 posted 09/15/10 9:19pm

KidaDynamite

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FauxReal said:

If the men's room had complimentary lotion it'd only be a matter of time before someone got caught beating their dick at work.

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Reply #20 posted 09/15/10 10:29pm

ZombieKitten

KidaDynamite said:

FauxReal said:

If the men's room had complimentary lotion it'd only be a matter of time before someone got caught beating their dick at work.

falloff

you know what, that's what all the paper towels are for. Someone discovered the lotion, is sneaking in to get a handful then flushing away the evidence confused

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Reply #21 posted 09/15/10 10:34pm

FauxReal

ZombieKitten said:

KidaDynamite said:

falloff

you know what, that's what all the paper towels are for. Someone discovered the lotion, is sneaking in to get a handful then flushing away the evidence confused

That's how I would do if I were to do it, which isn't to suggest I did it or have done it.

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Reply #22 posted 09/15/10 11:07pm

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When I walked into the bathroom at work today there was an empty starbucks cup sitting beside one of the toilets. Somebody was sitting there, taking a shit, and sipping his caramel macchiatto at the same time. Nasty.

I used to work with a guy that would eat his lunch on a bench in the locker room all the time. The bench was only about ten feet away from the toilets. It would gross me out everytime I saw him doing it.

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Reply #23 posted 09/15/10 11:10pm

FauxReal

Yeah food and drinks in the bathroom is a no go for me.

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Reply #24 posted 09/15/10 11:12pm

johnart

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You need an office ass lineup to get to the bottom of this. neutral

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Reply #25 posted 09/16/10 2:25am

PositivityNYC

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lol

are guys really surprised at the "amenities" we have in the ladies room?

Only thing missing is the can of air freshener..

-- and stack of Avon catalogues wink (no, not for reading in the stall; you take one with you when you leave in case you'd like to place an order)

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Reply #26 posted 09/16/10 3:14am

chocolate1

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FauxReal said:

Yeah food and drinks in the bathroom is a no go for me.

I was at the movies during the summer, and a woman was screaming at her kids: "Don't touch the toilet!"... "Don't touch the sink!"... "Don't touch that!"..., all while holding a big bucket of popcorn. neutral

I looked at her and said, "Says the woman who brought food in a public bathroom."

My sister shushed me and pulled me out before the woman could respond. lol


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Reply #27 posted 09/16/10 3:16am

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sextonseven said:

Nikademus said:

lol

Of course it isn't. lol

But there's a nice comfy chair in there! hmm

I've seen that sign in many ladies' rooms. nod

I guess maintenance wasn't finding that problem there.


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Reply #28 posted 09/16/10 5:30am

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FauxReal said:

When I walked into the bathroom at work today there was an empty starbucks cup sitting beside one of the toilets. Somebody was sitting there, taking a shit, and sipping his caramel macchiatto at the same time. Nasty.

The weasel I work with does this all the time -- takes his water cup into the bathroom. He's so foul. ill

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Reply #29 posted 09/16/10 5:35am

iloveannie

They aren't wiping with them they are placing them over the seat to provide some sort of hygiene. If blokes could learn to piss in the hole it'd help. Hell, where I work we've even seen crap on the seat!!

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