God forgive me but I crack up everytime I hear a strong Scottish accent

Too many things to go into here. Seriously, I'm going to Hell for some of the things I laugh at.

I'm watching the ep of Jersey Shore where Snooki got punched in the mouth, and it's so wrong, but I still crack up.

*updatesreservationsforHell*

The fact that johnart and I could totally take over this thread.

Genesia said:

The fact that johnart and I could totally take over this thread.

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Okay, for example...this headline from cnn.com

Public data snatched from 170 million Facebook profiles

How, praytell...do you "snatch" something that's public? Hmmm?

Stupidity nearly always makes me laugh.

A Sad story that pulled at my heartstrings but everytime I have told it you would think it was a comedy routine at the Improv

My friend's Mom has a lady friend and they are in their 90s. The friend brought her little toy dog and they were out in the backyard relaxing while the dog was frolicking and a hawk flew down, snatched the dog and flew away.

Genesia said:

The fact that johnart and I could totally take over this thread.

Lawd.

Well for one, I take special delight on children falling or getting knocked on their asses or faces.

I don't want them to have to need medical attention.

Just to fall down cry a little and make me laugh then all is good with the world again.

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johnart said:

Genesia said:

The fact that johnart and I could totally take over this thread.

Lawd.

Well for one, I take special delight on children falling or getting knocked on their asses or faces.

I don't want them to have to need medical attention.

Just to fall down cry a little and make me laugh then all is good with the world again.

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Genesia said:

johnart said:

Lawd.

Well for one, I take special delight on children falling or getting knocked on their asses or faces.

I don't want them to have to need medical attention.

Just to fall down cry a little and make me laugh then all is good with the world again.

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I can't remember if I've told this story here but years ago while Ron's mom and sister were in Germany (both their husbands in army) we flew there to spend Xmas. The smallest niece was probably 3 ish at the time. She pulled down a stocking holder off the mantle (one of those heavy as shit iron-types) and it landed right on her face. Needless to say there was a major panic and lots of running around and she did go to the ER (not the funny part, just hang on). She was fine, but got a major black-eye. So in all of the Xmas photos from that year, the ones in which she is holding a baby doll or playing house with her dolly....

She looks like she's playing Battered Wife/Mommy House.

To this day I can't look at those pics and keep my composure.

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johnart said:

Genesia said:

I can't remember if I've told this story here but years ago while Ron's mom and sister were in Germany (both their husbands in army) we flew there to spend Xmas. The smallest niece was probably 3 ish at the time. She pulled down a stocking holder off the mantle (one of those heavy as shit iron-types) and it landed right on her face. Needless to say there was a major panic and lots of running around and she did go to the ER (not the funny part, just hang on). She was fine, but got a major black-eye. So in all of the Xmas photos from that year, the ones in which she is holding a baby doll or playing house with her dolly....

She looks like she's playing Battered Wife/Mommy House.

To this day I can't look at those pics and keep my composure.

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You're sick.

Someone else posted this originally, but it made me wet my pants, so...

Genesia said:

Someone else posted this originally, but it made me wet my pants, so...

I just HOLLLARED out loud!!!!!!!!!

then mailed it to ROn

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johnart said:

Genesia said:

Someone else posted this originally, but it made me wet my pants, so...

I just HOLLLARED out loud!!!!!!!!!

then mailed it to ROn

The funniest part of that is that they stole one of your TV trays for their set.

I can't fuckin tell if the dude is drunk or why her head is tilted that way or if they're crying. Either way I've been rollin to this pic for YEARS.

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Genesia said:

johnart said:

I just HOLLLARED out loud!!!!!!!!!

then mailed it to ROn

The funniest part of that is that they stole one of your TV trays for their set.

My sister said that face transplant man...

looks like 80's tv character, Pob

I tried not to laugh...but the devil made me do it

Genesia said:

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Prince invented the Harlem Shake in 1986

http://www.youtube.com/wa...DjLAA2GM4Y

CHIC0 said:

Genesia said:

Stupidity nearly always makes me laugh.

Ohhhhoho! You KNOW I agree with that!

There are very few things that I don't think are OK to laugh at if it's done from the right place. If it's done from a place of purposely trying to cause humiliation or pain, not so cool. Pretty much everything else is fair game in my book.

Cerebus said:

Genesia said:

Stupidity nearly always makes me laugh.

Ohhhhoho! You KNOW I agree with that!

There are very few things that I don't think are OK to laugh at if it's done from the right place. If it's done from a place of purposely trying to cause humiliation or pain, not so cool. Pretty much everything else is fair game in my book.

One of my co-workers tripped at work the other day and they almost had to scrape me off the floor, I was laughing so hard. She wasn't hurt - and that shit was funny.

johnart said:

Genesia said:

The funniest part of that is that they stole one of your TV trays for their set.

A while ago whilst welding a man at my work accidentally caught his pants on fire...

so instead of helping him i just stood there laughing...

well he was doing this funny dance, and i just cracked up

i guess i laugh at ppl's misfortunes...and i am consistent, because i also laugh at my own

So I was golfing with my friends...and about 130 yards ahead of me was a bunch of geese. (The course we were playing is surrounded by wetlands and there are tons of geese on the back nine.) Anyway, I hit a monster shot and saw my ball was heading toward the geese. So I yelled, "Hit a goose!" and all of a sudden the ball hopped up and smacked one of the geese in the pooper.

The goose was all KA-KAW - and my friends and I just fell out on the 10th fairway. I could barely hit my next shot.