OMG THANK GOD FOR THIS THREAD!!!

I've been screamin at the tv over this commercial for weeks now.

WTFFFFFFF are you for real??

What the fuck do you do immediately AFTER you touch the soap pump???

I don't know about everyone else but I WASH them with the fuckin soap I just dispensed.

johnart said:

OMG THANK GOD FOR THIS THREAD!!!

I've been screamin at the tv over this commercial for weeks now.

WTFFFFFFF are you for real??

What the fuck do you do immediately AFTER you touch the soap pump???

I don't know about everyone else but I WASH them with the fuckin soap I just dispensed.

That guy in the shower was kinda hot. He kept shaking that bottle and shakin' and shakin' it!

I love to watch a guy shake a bottle. Only usually... they aint really bottles.

johnart said:

What the fuck do you do immediately AFTER you touch the soap pump???

I don't know about everyone else but I WASH them with the fuckin soap I just dispensed.

you gotta love how freakin' dramatic they get on those commercials

like that ironing table we need to get ASAP coz the one we own always smacks us in the head everytime we open the closet to get it

this would be my favorite epic fail though:

"everybody wants this ladder" yea right

PricelessHo said:

johnart said:

What the fuck do you do immediately AFTER you touch the soap pump???

I don't know about everyone else but I WASH them with the fuckin soap I just dispensed.

you gotta love how freakin' dramatic they get on those commercials

like that ironing table we need to get ASAP coz the one we own always smacks us in the head everytime we open the closet to get it

yes

"how many times has this happened to you? you try to dispense the soap and OUCH, finger cramp!" [cut to man shaking the cramps out of his hand with a huge frown on his face] "...and the mess, who's going to clean that up?! Isn't there a better way?"

PricelessHo said:

this would be my favorite epic fail though:

"everybody wants this ladder" yea right

that looks like the ad for another ladder!

"how many times has this happened to you? You climb a ladder only to fall to your death..."

NDRU said:

yes

"how many times has this happened to you? you try to dispense the soap and OUCH, finger cramp!" [cut to man shaking the cramps out of his hand with a huge frown on his face] "...and the mess, who's going to clean that up?! Isn't there a better way?"

dead on!

so is the ladder observation man talk about real shamelessness!

PricelessHo said:

NDRU said:

yes

"how many times has this happened to you? you try to dispense the soap and OUCH, finger cramp!" [cut to man shaking the cramps out of his hand with a huge frown on his face] "...and the mess, who's going to clean that up?! Isn't there a better way?"

dead on!

so is the ladder observation man talk about real shamelessness!

Too bad they don't have commercials like these for baby products. I'd pee for a week str8 if there was one where they went to change a baby and dropped a "baby" doll on its head or some shit like that.

OH NO!!! (parents hands to cheeks) Isn't there a better way??? :babycryinonfloor:

what the...

ernestsewell said:

That was a useless and an UNWANTED invention. Sometimes Ernest you say what I am thinking

That fucking Snuggy is useless.

CHIC0 said:

That is crazy

DanceWme said:

CHIC0 said:

That is crazy

Women.

(And for that, I'll just go ahead and brick myself)!!!!

[Edited 6/29/10 11:07am]

^^Alright Fenwick, I counter by saying...

Men...

SherryJackson said:

^^Alright Fenwick, I counter by saying...

Men...

How rude of you!!!! I'm totally offended!!!!!

this belongs in here as well.... http://prince.org/msg/100/339031

Fenwick said:

SherryJackson said:

^^Alright Fenwick, I counter by saying...

Men...

How rude of you!!!! I'm totally offended!!!!!

Grow up and be a man, love....

SherryJackson said:

Fenwick said:

How rude of you!!!! I'm totally offended!!!!!

Grow up and be a man, love....

But I thought men were useless? Are you trying to trick me? Because I think it's working!!!!

NastradumasKid said:

That fucking Snuggy is useless.

Actually it's not. I have 2. They are warm, and the sleeves really do help when I'm grading papers or on my laptop.

(I made fun of them, until that draft in my family room started kickin' my butt. )

CHIC0 said:

this belongs in here as well.... http://prince.org/msg/100/339031

DesireeNevermind said:

Ok I saw a commercial for a pillow that was made to look like an animal ( in a cartoonish kiddie kind of way) and I'm thinking to myself "it's just a pillow that I could've made myself". Some fucker is about to become a millionnaire over night. A fucking pillow! With a snap on the bottom so you can lay it flat or roll it up.

Someone became a zillionare by inventing these drink umbrellas...why oh why can't I think up something as useless?

I don't think Id call this useless...

BabyMop---Better than a maid and cheaper too.

The person who thought these up was brilliant. My kids wanted one but I just went outside and grabbed a rock off the ground, washed it, cut a little blanket and found some pine straw for it, and put it in a box.

Poiple said:

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...uhmm...I would actually buy one of those...

PurpleJedi said:

Poiple said:

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...uhmm...I would actually buy one of those...

Thing is I probably would too. I've seen them in the bookstore. And I wonder to myself why I can't come up with something as simple as that and make millions.

noimageatall said:

CHIC0 said:

this belongs in here as well.... http://prince.org/msg/100/339031

Poiple said:

PurpleJedi said:

...uhmm...I would actually buy one of those...

Thing is I probably would too. I've seen them in the bookstore. And I wonder to myself why I can't come up with something as simple as that and make millions.

Absolutely!

Which brings us to the absolutely most useless invention...one that has made their inventor fabulously wealthy, and one that I wish I had invented myself;

chocolate1 said:

NastradumasKid said:

That fucking Snuggy is useless.

Actually it's not. I have 2. They are warm, and the sleeves really do help when I'm grading papers or on my laptop.

(I made fun of them, until that draft in my family room started kickin' my butt. )

The Snuggie is also a great comedic tool.