KidaDynamite said:

poetcorner61 said:

Is that not the term for titties?

SPOOKYGAS said:

KidaDynamite said:

Is that not the term for titties?

I think it should have read 'fun flaps'

markpeg said:

markpeg said:

KidaDynamite said:

A circumcised penis
pulled pork slider


Get it!

Tres YUCK! :eye roll: :tongue out in disgust: (since emoticon function isn't working!) LOL

poetcorner61 said:

KidaDynamite said:

A circumcised penis
pulled pork slider


Get it!

Tres YUCK! :eye roll: :tongue out in disgust: (since emoticon function isn't working!) LOL

KidaDynamite said:

poetcorner61 said:

Tres YUCK! :eye roll: :tongue out in disgust: (since emoticon function isn't working!) LOL

I didn't have any dinner yet when I came up with that.

poetcorner61 said:

KidaDynamite said:

I didn't have any dinner yet when I came up with that.

Sounds like something they would serve in certain "exotic" parts of Bangkok!

KidaDynamite said:

poetcorner61 said:

Sounds like something they would serve in certain "exotic" parts of Bangkok!

pfft...they sell that shit right in White Castles.

poetcorner61 said:

I can remember the biggest verbal turn-off from this dude when I was in my twenties after we went to his place after a movie and dinner and then he asked me if I wanted to "shake hands with Mr. Willie!" And then, after I had to stop my internal laughter and seriously reply that no, I did not, he said, seriously, "What?! You're turning down a chance to meet Mr. Willie?!" At that point, I busted out laughing and had to tell the fella that he wasn't going to get any action whatsoever, much less a real girl friend, as long as he gave his schlong a name like "Mr. Willie" and referred to it like a real person! OMFG! Unbelievable!

KidaDynamite said:

poetcorner61 said:

I can remember the biggest verbal turn-off from this dude when I was in my twenties after we went to his place after a movie and dinner and then he asked me if I wanted to "shake hands with Mr. Willie!" And then, after I had to stop my internal laughter and seriously reply that no, I did not, he said, seriously, "What?! You're turning down a chance to meet Mr. Willie?!" At that point, I busted out laughing and had to tell the fella that he wasn't going to get any action whatsoever, much less a real girl friend, as long as he gave his schlong a name like "Mr. Willie" and referred to it like a real person! OMFG! Unbelievable!

Willy wanted to wonk you.

poetcorner61 said:

KidaDynamite said:

Willy wanted to wonk you.

Willie wanted to Wonk me, but I wasn't going to his Chocolate Factory! Ouch! That was so bad! :wince:

poetcorner61 said:

KidaDynamite said:

Willy wanted to wonk you.

Willie wanted to Wonk me, but I wasn't going to his Chocolate Factory! Ouch! That was so bad! :wince:

TD3 said:

chocolate1 said:

I hate: Va-jayjay Nappy Dugout

That word, always makes me laugh.

The first time I ever heard it was on "Gray's Anatomy".

I got turned off when I heard Oprah say it!

I was hanging out with a friend lat night and he said, "Molly" referring to the female part.

I told him about this thread and we started listing some.

We didn't say "muff" yet on here...

i'm still fond of clunge and minge....the Gay Org mafia haven't got hold of me yet.

The Wife calls mine "your dirty, little thing!" and, well, we're just not allowed to mention hers......

mcmeekle said:

The Wife calls mine "your dirty, little thing!" and, well, we're just not allowed to mention hers......

Just call it her "erotic non mentionables"?

"Furburger" for the vagina.

Acrylic said:

"Furburger" for the vagina.

yeah, that's pretty vile. mind you, it's hard to find a woman that has any fur these days...

whistle said:

Acrylic said:

"Furburger" for the vagina.

yeah, that's pretty vile. mind you, it's hard to find a woman that has any fur these days...

Vagina hair =

Funny story. Today, I was with this guy that I'm talking to, and he said that he was better than Prince. I said, "But can you play, like, 20 instruments?" He goes, "No, but I can play one. My skin-flute."

RELEASE SIGH OF EPIC PROPORTIONS.

So. "Skin-flute" is a really dumb word for penis.

"Hoo-Hoo". I mean seriously, that alone made me sit quietly for six minutes before promptly saying "hell no!" to sex. Then there's "cooter". That's what my pal in Kansas calls it. For that entire day, all I could see was some kind of large, raccoon-ish pet between a woman's legs. My ex (who's verbally a prude but otherwise a physical horndog ) would call it stuff like "lady parts" or "ladypuppy parts" and called a clit the "coat pocket" I just tune him out and focus on the fine-ness.

People who spell it "pucci" sort of get on my nerves. That's mostly textual, though. Other than that, the names are harmless to me. As for the guys, I guess I have no issues. They can call it whatever they want as long as it's disease and funk free. (and over 6 inches, preferably on the...uh....meaty side. )

Oh wait.

Skin Flute. I hatehatehatehatehate that one. I think a lot of people do. But for me, it's an image thing. I don't wanna put anything inside of me that makes music. This ain't band camp!

hoo hoos, ya hoos and skin flutes....oh my

Acrylic said:

Vagina hair =

Funny story. Today, I was with this guy that I'm talking to, and he said that he was better than Prince. I said, "But can you play, like, 20 instruments?" He goes, "No, but I can play one. My skin-flute."

RELEASE SIGH OF EPIC PROPORTIONS.

So. "Skin-flute" is a really dumb word for penis.

Nothing wrong with hair (depending on the maintenance)...but you won't hear any argument about "skin-flute".