I know it's not PC and all that, but whatever.

I went on vacaton for a week...(long story)...when I got home my apartment was a wreck from my dog. I spent all night cleaning it....I can't sleep in piss and shit. The next morning after all of this I wanted a homemade cup-o-jo. I pour the water in my coffee maker and it just completely spills out of the bottom of the coffee maker. I went to the neighbor who didn't take care of my dog like she was supposed to and asked if she had any instant coffee. Ig ot some. I gave the coffee I had to my good neighbor that I did have an argument with, but it was resolved, and asked if she could brew me a cup. She agreed saying she wanted a cup-o-jo too. I never got the cup of coffee. I waited 30 mins but I never got it and had to leave.

fastforward 3 days...I get the coffee make fixed...somehow the waater spit at the top got clogged with grounds and caused the tubing below to bust. But I fixed it. Works fine now. After gett shot in the face with hot water and coffee grounds. Ouch!

I go to the local market 3 days straight and the debit card machine was down so I couldn't buy new coffee. I finally after much debate, go back to the apartment(the male party this time...it was the woman I had the argument with...she can get off the handle at times) and asked politely if I could ave the coffee back seeing as how I could use it now. He happily agreed saying he had already bought some already and it was just extra now. He handed it to me.

The woman shoots her head out the door and called me a "stingy fucker!" and says "U shouldn't give coffee to someone and then take it back!"

I said ok and approached to give it back...the husband rolled his eyes, I think about his wife, and said just keep it and said "what's wrong baby..." as he went back inside.

Like I know it's not cool to take back things that U've given someone...but goddamn....I think this woman thinks I'm the devil incarnate. It's fuckin coffe for christ's sake.

[Edited 7/12/10 18:41pm]

This is the funniest stuff on the org right now!

So you left your dog alone with no one to take it out? Or the neighbor didn't come over and take your dog out?

well...it was a kind of rushed thing...it wasn't actually a vacation. I was sick and had to go to the hospital and the lady that was supposed to come by and feed and clean didn't do her job properly. My dog was skinny too...amke me think she only did it for 3 or 4 days. I was in the hospital for 9 days. The piss was all crusty so it musta been there for a while. This lady that I'm speaking of lives about 400 feet from me in the apartments. I promised 40 bucks for doing it when I got out of the hospital. I didn't give it to her. My poor dog was NOT taken care of as agreed

THe coffee bitch lives next door...5 feet from me. This bitch called me a perver and a peeping tom cuz I was sitting on a bench about 150 feet from her bedroom window, smoking a cigarette. I eventually called her a cunt. But that was a while ago and I thought things were ok now....espicially by the conversation we had when I was giving the coffee(that I never got a cup of).

BobGeorge909 said:

well...it was a kind of rushed thing...it wasn't actually a vacation. I was sick and had to go to the hospital and the lady that was supposed to come by and feed and clean didn't do her job properly. My dog was skinny too...amke me think she only did it for 3 or 4 days. I was in the hospital for 9 days. The piss was all crusty so it musta been there for a while. This lady that I'm speaking of lives about 400 feet from me in the apartments. I promised 40 bucks for doing it when I got out of the hospital. I didn't give it to her. My poor dog was NOT taken care of as agreed

THe coffee bitch lives next door...5 feet from me. This bitch called me a perver and a peeping tom cuz I was sitting on a bench about 150 feet from her bedroom window, smoking a cigarette. I eventually called her a cunt. But that was a while ago and I thought things were ok now....espicially by the conversation we had when I was giving the coffee(that I never got a cup of).

Poor dog! What a butthole! And I imagine your next door neighbor is a completely emasculated man being married to a biatch like that.

Wait, so did you "give" her the coffee to keep and asked her to make you just a cup? or you gave her the coffee to make for you?

KatSkrizzle said:

BobGeorge909 said:

well...it was a kind of rushed thing...it wasn't actually a vacation. I was sick and had to go to the hospital and the lady that was supposed to come by and feed and clean didn't do her job properly. My dog was skinny too...amke me think she only did it for 3 or 4 days. I was in the hospital for 9 days. The piss was all crusty so it musta been there for a while. This lady that I'm speaking of lives about 400 feet from me in the apartments. I promised 40 bucks for doing it when I got out of the hospital. I didn't give it to her. My poor dog was NOT taken care of as agreed

THe coffee bitch lives next door...5 feet from me. This bitch called me a perver and a peeping tom cuz I was sitting on a bench about 150 feet from her bedroom window, smoking a cigarette. I eventually called her a cunt. But that was a while ago and I thought things were ok now....espicially by the conversation we had when I was giving the coffee(that I never got a cup of).

Poor dog! What a butthole! And I imagine your next door neighbor is a completely emasculated man being married to a biatch like that.

he is...she berates him all the time...but he works all the goddamn time and she never leaves the house. She kept insisting, to him, that he maintian arguments with me even though I had apologized in every way I could about my eratic behavior that night and got no apology from her.....ever. U don't go around yelling that someone is a peeping tom and a pervert. I'm originally form california, a well populated suburban area. I'm not used to the type of space these people feel they are entitled to....in an aparrtment complex...lol.

KidaDynamite said:

Wait, so did you "give" her the coffee to keep and asked her to make you just a cup? or you gave her the coffee to make for you?

I gve her the coffee to make some soon(immediately really...I'm addicted) and she could keep the rest cuz my coffeemaker was broken. I didn't think I would b able to fix it. I gave her the coffee. I never did get the cup that she agreed to make me.

I've known a lot of Californians, and the majority of them hang out on their balconies. Could be due to the wonderful weather. But every person I know loves to just sit out on their balcony. Could just be that she's a bored housewife.

this all happened after I took my dog for a walk. About a 4 mile walk. I turned left where I usually turn right and found a ten dollar bill on the shoulder of the hwy/rd.

after 4 miles(probably less, really...but the sweat makes it feel that long....damn U Louisiana!)....this damn puppie is still jumping around like she's on speed!

So being called a "stingy fucker" has less sting after U've found a 10 dollar bill!

KatSkrizzle said:

I've known a lot of Californians, and the majority of them hang out on their balconies. Could be due to the wonderful weather. But every person I know loves to just sit out on their balcony. Could just be that she's a bored housewife.

All I know is I was sitting in a common area in the apartment complex. I'm 31...she's towards her 60's....There's enuff porn on the internet to keep me from peeking in their window after hearing them having a drunken argument about how they don't ever fuck. This drunken argument they had happened MONTHS ago. It was funny. I suppose they don't fuck much. So what would I be peeping on????? The poor husband masturbating in the shower? I think not.

Did U notice the "American Beauty" reference...poor poor Lester Burnham(Kevin Spacey)

BobGeorge909 said:

KidaDynamite said:

Wait, so did you "give" her the coffee to keep and asked her to make you just a cup? or you gave her the coffee to make for you?

I gve her the coffee to make some soon(immediately really...I'm addicted) and she could keep the rest cuz my coffeemaker was broken. I didn't think I would b able to fix it. I gave her the coffee. I never did get the cup that she agreed to make me.

So you got coffee from one neighbor to give it "back" to another neighbor?

And she was supposed to make you a cup but never did?

but bitched at you when you came back for it?

This whole situation is nuttier than squirrel shit.

KidaDynamite said:

BobGeorge909 said:

I gve her the coffee to make some soon(immediately really...I'm addicted) and she could keep the rest cuz my coffeemaker was broken. I didn't think I would b able to fix it. I gave her the coffee. I never did get the cup that she agreed to make me.

So you got coffee from one neighbor to give it "back" to another neighbor?

And she was supposed to make you a cup but never did?

but bitched at you when you came back for it?

This whole situation is nuttier than squirrel shit.

sorry...it is confusing. The instant coffee I did get from a completely different neighbor was Decaf for one and it was also all stuck in one clump and I didn't use it. Tried not to get it from her after I asked but she insisted I take it. Very nice hispanic lady. The coffee the EYE gave to my neighbor to use to make coffee was regular coffee grounds....WITH caffine.

I guess my whole point is that my next door neighbor's wife is a crazy bitch that I need to avoid. But the dude is cool as hell. We chit-chat now and sometime work on things in the complex to improve it...we ain't gotta...but I got the time and he's got the skills and tools. The wife was even nice once and said I could use ther hose anytime(I don't have one and their's snakes infront of/on my apartment walkway/sidewalk but then pulls this crap about the coffee...she's so eratic

BobGeorge909 said:

KidaDynamite said:

So you got coffee from one neighbor to give it "back" to another neighbor?

And she was supposed to make you a cup but never did?

but bitched at you when you came back for it?

This whole situation is nuttier than squirrel shit.

sorry...it is confusing. The instant coffee I did get from a completely different neighbor was Decaf for one and it was also all stuck in one clump and I didn't use it. Tried not to get it from her after I asked but she insisted I take it. Very nice hispanic lady. The coffee the EYE gave to my neighbor to use to make coffee was regular coffee grounds....WITH caffine.

Ohh!

Well, your other neighbor sounds really bitchy. I wouldn't fuss if someone gave me something and took it back, personally I wouldn't do that but I still wouldn't call someone a "stingy fucker" for it. Stay away from her, she sounds like she'll attack your ass if you two was to cross paths again.

I'm pretty sure giving away Indians is illegal.

Cerebus said:

I'm pretty sure giving away Indians is illegal.

Cerebus said:

I'm pretty sure giving away Indians is illegal.

touche`

I dunno. This is like the weirdest story I ever heard.

I'm not understanding why u didnt get the cup she was gonna brew after waiting a half hr.

Dont u have a wawa or something nearby?

U do know u can make instant coffee in the microwave rite?

Why did u even get the coffeepot fixed?

Yu can get a stainless gevalia coffeepot AND a scooper AND 2 things of fresh coffee grounds online for 14.99.

Oh. And I wouldn't of asked for the coffee back.

Thats just weird and creepy, and I'm sure an entire 2 part Seinfeld episode could be written about that kind of poor ettiquite.

I don't think you Indian Gave the coffee. She never gave you a cup so it's even.

She sounds like a piece of work.

I'm didn't know you'd been ill. That sucks! And then to find out your poor dog wasn't taken care of properly. What a horrid, different person to not look look after your dog.

TotalANXiousNESS said:

Thats just weird and creepy, and I'm sure an entire 2 part Seinfeld episode could be written about that kind of poor ettiquite.

I don't think it's weird and creepy, but I could see this scenario on Seinfeld.

TotalANXiousNESS said:

I dunno. This is like the weirdest story I ever heard.

I'm not understanding why u didnt get the cup she was gonna brew after waiting a half hr.

Dont u have a wawa or something nearby?

U do know u can make instant coffee in the microwave rite?

Why did u even get the coffeepot fixed?

Yu can get a stainless gevalia coffeepot AND a scooper AND 2 things of fresh coffee grounds online for 14.99.

Oh. And I wouldn't of asked for the coffee back.

Thats just weird and creepy, and I'm sure an entire 2 part Seinfeld episode could be written about that kind of poor ettiquite.

I'm poor and the cost of a new coffee pot wasn't in my fuckin budget...k.

and no...I didn't know U could make instant coffe in the microwave. How does that work?

I told U I had DECAF instant...next to worthless. But then again...I didn't know how to use it. Silly me!

BobGeorge909 said:

TotalANXiousNESS said:

I dunno. This is like the weirdest story I ever heard.

I'm not understanding why u didnt get the cup she was gonna brew after waiting a half hr.

Dont u have a wawa or something nearby?

U do know u can make instant coffee in the microwave rite?

Why did u even get the coffeepot fixed?

Yu can get a stainless gevalia coffeepot AND a scooper AND 2 things of fresh coffee grounds online for 14.99.

Oh. And I wouldn't of asked for the coffee back.

Thats just weird and creepy, and I'm sure an entire 2 part Seinfeld episode could be written about that kind of poor ettiquite.

I'm poor and the cost of a new coffee pot wasn't in my fuckin budget...k.

and no...I didn't know U could make instant coffe in the microwave. How does that work?

I told U I had DECAF instant...next to worthless. But then again...I didn't know how to use it. Silly me!

Okay Potty Mouth. Well go to Wawa with that ten fucking bucks you found walking the dog and get an 89 cent + tax coffee.

sp

[Edited 7/13/10 14:50pm]

TotalANXiousNESS said:

BobGeorge909 said:

I'm poor and the cost of a new coffee pot wasn't in my fuckin budget...k.

and no...I didn't know U could make instant coffe in the microwave. How does that work?

I told U I had DECAF instant...next to worthless. But then again...I didn't know how to use it. Silly me!

Okay Potty Mouth. Well go to Wawa with that ten fucking bucks you found walking the dog and get an 89 cent + tax coffee.

sp

[Edited 7/13/10 14:50pm]

Why the fuck didn't EYE think of that jeesh. Oh yeah. I don't have a car and there's no Wawa's...whatever that is...but the closest place that sells hot coffe is 4 miles away.

U might b able to relate with people better if U didn't assume they were ignorant.

BobGeorge909 said:

TotalANXiousNESS said:

Okay Potty Mouth. Well go to Wawa with that ten fucking bucks you found walking the dog and get an 89 cent + tax coffee.

sp

[Edited 7/13/10 14:50pm]

Why the fuck didn't EYE think of that jeesh. Oh yeah. I don't have a car and there's no Wawa's...whatever that is...but the closest place that sells hot coffe is 4 miles away.

U might b able to relate with people better if U didn't assume they were ignorant.

So your like, mad?

KatSkrizzle said:

This is the funniest stuff on the org right now!

So you left your dog alone with no one to take it out? Or the neighbor didn't come over and take your dog out?

True. Sad state of affairs.

vivid said:

KatSkrizzle said:

This is the funniest stuff on the org right now!

So you left your dog alone with no one to take it out? Or the neighbor didn't come over and take your dog out?

True. Sad state of affairs.

I asked my neighbor to to it.....SHe agreed to and did.....to a minimum with a grade F...I think it wasn't fed for like 3 days....there was no fresh poo and all the pees was crusty...no fresh pee. I theink she fed it for like 3 or 4 days and call it quits...I was out for 9 days. I was really mad and didn't pay her the money we agreed upon...I didn't pay her a dime. My dog was so sucked up and scrawny...it really made me mad.