Mother nature is cruel...making all these 2 inch/pencil dick men who can't satisfy their women. Father time is cruel....making women wrinkle faster than men causing the man's eye to wander.


I bet mother nature and father time be gettin' it on tho!!!!!

Hehe if it does matter or if it does not use thoung or hands

She will always love it
But 1 thing is for shure it looks better for the eye
Same shit when you eat .. you eat because you think you need that much food so on your plate you will make big pile of food

It's all in your head
I made girl cum more then 20 times in 4h and she was saying thank you thank you thank you .. And that girl saw some bigger dicks then mine (15 + boys) but she came back tommorow again

troni said:

the hell?

I can so agree with you on that and I'm a women why use one of those if you are good with your lover (if they are on leave or a long trip without you i could see using one but other than that i would say the real life thing is way better)

Timmy84 said:

Dildos will destroy society as we know it, and I'm not kidding...


DIVORCE = a regular guy was overpowered by that 10 inch steel vibrator...

Another thing that this thread reminds me of when the women from Waiting to Exhale have that talk about why there ain't no more good black men and this came up:

Gloria said:

Robyn said:

JoeTyler said:

Or masturbation being another cause for divorce.

^ you've got to be horny summabitch to fuck around with a 10 inch steel vibrator. 7? sure. 10? :ouch:
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Timmy84 said:

masturbation is healthy as long as your partner knows that you do it, hell, perhaps she/he even likes to see you masturbating! how cool is that??

JoeTyler said:

Oh yeah that's true.

JoeTyler said:

watching a man is kind of fun. just remember to duck!

DesireeNevermind said:

Sexshops are full of +9 inch vibrators, which is sad...

JoeTyler said:

well all those folk out there fisting and stretching out their holes. 9 just doesn't cut it anymore I suppose. Ick!

Timmy84 said:

That's what happens when the relationship goes bad, the the sex, the dick... it then becomes all bad. There's a thin line between love and hate.

Wait, that's a song.

TD3 said:

But it's funny though. When someone DOES have a big dick (and a nice house), the person THINKS about leaving or staying. You notice that?

Timmy84 said:

Yes! I don't know why, the human condition... in most cases when they do leave they realize it was a mistake. I see why some psychiatrist make soooo much money.

TD3 said:

It's like that Martin Lawrence skit where he talks about a woman who at first cusses the man out because the man tells her that if she wanted to leave despite all the luxury he has, she can leave. She cusses him out saying the heart matters, then just before she packs, she turns back around and goes "WHY YOU DOIN' THIS?!"

Timmy84 said:

JoeTyler said:

Weird... Personally I always felt this was a very touchy subject, especially if I loved someone and was also very attached to them sexually. It actually got as far as me needing professional help. Not kidding.

Dave1992 said:

I did read about that, but it's usually from heterosexual couples. I see gay porn, usually if the guy was fucking the other guy with the condom, instead of cumming in his ass, they'd masturbate together.
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Dave1992 said:

what do you mean?

Timmy84 said:

You did? I didn't think/never was told that it was something not too uncommon. But it's the worst I ever felt. Having to face that feeling every day for more than half a year changed me completely and endangered my well-being quite a lot, to put it mildly.

It's a mixture of irresistable horniness and longing for more, suffocating jealousy, animosity and being angry with oneself for feeling this way.

Dave1992 said:

In a way I read it online.

JoeTyler said:

Masturbation. I've only felt that towards one person in my whole life and I don't think I'd have any problem with it outside of our "relationship", but it tore me apart inside. It's very difficult to explain. But when you're sexually attached, maybe even addicted, to somebody you truly love and care for and you feel helpless knowing about all that, it can hurt you so bad you do not want to live anymore.


Like I said, very difficult to explain and I still feel a bit uncomfortable talking about this, 'cause I was always so embarrassed for feeling that way. This is actually the first time I talk (more like write) about it this openly, for many people to read it.

Dave1992 said:

Well, thanks for sharing it with us then

JoeTyler said:

I don't think I was able to spare enough relevant information; I was just surprised someone brought that up, as I didn't think many other people have had to face those feelings, too.


Nevertheless, cheers!

I have noticed how every other male youtuber sounds like sxephil. Is there a sxe clone machine?

VenusBlingBling said:

wha?

?

JoeTyler said:

He's a successful youtube poster and talks exactly the same way and has kind of the same style this guy is trying... But he's been doing it for years now and I just see more and more guys emulating that style. I mean, aren't there other ways to talk and deliver news?

VenusBlingBling said:

Which guy?