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Stare at boobs for longer life! Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.
According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years. She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out." A five-year research on 500 men Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so. At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease. Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health. Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy. "Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years." In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes. The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine. http://themedguru.com/200...31320.html | |
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I shall make a concerted effort to be healthier. | |
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I'm so gonna live forever...I'm a tit staring god | |
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Mach said: | |
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my husband will outlive me | |
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IAintTheOne said: Mach said: | |
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Mach said: IAintTheOne said: not seeing any boobs dammit  | |
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IAintTheOne said: Mach said: not seeing any boobs dammit  | |
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Mach said: IAintTheOne said: not seeing any boobs dammit looks fake  | |
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Well I guess this calls for a revival of the Photowhore your Tits thread, now doesn't it? | |
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ZombieKitten said: my husband will outlive me
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Was JerseyKRS the lead researcher in this study??
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 That's not fair. How come I can't stare at boobies and live forever.
 I like breasts too, damn it! | |
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It makes people happy? Isn't there a link between happiness and life expectancy? lol  looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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thesexofit said: She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out." http://themedguru.com/200...31320.html  That sounds like somethin' from The Onion. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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so i can cancel my gym membership and go down the titty bar every night? i don't think ms whistle will allow it... everyone's a fruit & nut case | |
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whistle said: so i can cancel my gym membership and go down the titty bar every night? i don't think ms whistle will allow it...
just ask her to get her kit off! 
the master is certain now he will live to 150 thanks to my rack | |
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 i wanna live longer too.
if i "gawk at the charms of a well-endowed male for 10 minutes will it be equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out?" do studies indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half? is it scientifically believed by doing so consistently, the average woman can extend her life four to five years?" in addition, is it recommended that women over 40 should gaze at larger male units daily for 10 minutes? Live life as though each moment is as precious & beautiful as a rainbow after a spring rain. b positive, creative, kind, productive, resourceful & respectful of humankind, & feel free 2 know that U-R-A  . i can feel it when u shine on me  | |
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lafleurdove said: i wanna live longer too.
if i "gawk at the charms of a well-endowed male for 10 minutes will it be equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out?" do studies indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half? is it scientifically believed by doing so consistently, the average woman can extend her life four to five years?" in addition, is it recommended that women over 40 should gaze at larger male units daily for 10 minutes? I will stick to boobs I think!!! | |
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Not fair. I am into legs.  | |
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novabrkr said: Not fair. I am into legs.
you gon' die...  A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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That ain't r8it. | |
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This is the stupidest effing thing I've ever heard.
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CarrieMpls said: This is the stupidest effing thing I've ever heard.
killjoy.  everyone's a fruit & nut case | |
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