Found on the floor of a third grade classroom in DC...

America is doomed to tragicomedy

Where's the swashbuckling pirate bitch?

I can't say that I'm surprised, the things children hear and see in their homes and communities. No good can come from this, none.

mcmeekle said:

Ladies and gentlemen...I give you...Bitch #91!

In 3rd grade I was making houses for dead bugs and paper dolls and learning those playground rhyme/handclapping games.

I shouldn't even be laughing but some of them left me

minneapolisgenius said:

I was all proud of myself because I could spell "transportation."

I doubt I'd ever heard the word "bitch."

Harlepolis said:

they are pretty funny, actually

Genesia said:

cussing was my dad's sole contribution to my education. I was advanced for my age.

Genesia said:

I don't think I had either. My memories of 3rd grade include those that I have already listed, and of making huge snow sculptures in the playground and of having huge dreams of living in a penthouse apartment with an indoor pool w/ a slide someday.

the generations just keep getting dumber and dumber.

minneapolisgenius said:

I just wanted to win at "Around the World" in math class.

I'm that thanking God I can spell bitch....

how can you insult a bitch and can't even spell nappy....

BklynBabe said:

Stop!

Genesia said:

The fact that I wanted to live in a "penthouse apartment" still baffles me actually, although I remember this clearly from 3rd grade. I guess it was the only thing I could think of that I wanted if I had money or something. I must have been influenced by some TV show I was watching at the time.

staring in your face bitches

wearing shoes that be talking bitches

I know it's wrong and I'd probably hate this girl, but it's pretty funny

minneapolisgenius said:

What year was it? Maybe you were watching Green Acres.

PricelessHo said:

I was through when I read [i]Pajamas outside bitches[/b]

I'm #37

Harlepolis said:

johnart hates them bitches. Especially if they be wearin' Crocs, too.

Genesia said:

would he prefer uggs?
do uggs come in leopard print?

ZombieKitten said:

<--- backs out of the room before john sees this post

Genesia said:

I live equidistant to 3 different UGG boot outlets when's John's birthday again?

And we KNOW this came from a 3rd grade class in DC how??? Has a teacher or principal at this school confirmed this? It's really easy for some of ya'll to believe this would be true. I wonder why?

my middle kid is in 3rd grade, he has heard of the b-word
it's in one of his daddy's songs and everytime he hears it they whisper "the b-word!!!! she sings the b-word!!!!!" and collapse in fits of giggles

I must admit, I wasn't the least bit surprised when I read this was found on the floor of a D.C. classroom; however, it makes me profoundly sad. Seems like there is no more innocence left in this world except for newborns, perhaps. Hell, by the time some of these kids are talking, the first words out of their mouths are muthafucka and bitch. I don't know what the next generation of kids will be like...Lawd help us.

Shyra said:

Again, how do we KNOW that is true? It wouldn't be the first time somebody lied about something on the internet to cast certain people in a bad light. That's a long list of ANYthing for a 3rd grader to write. Until I hear/read/see a principal or teacher confirm that they found it I'm calling bullshit.

SCNDLS said:

I'd put the age more like 12-13 - what grade would that be?