Actually, down here, a lot of older black people refer to a pussy as a cock. Just listen to Dolemite sometimes and you'll notice it.

SUPRMAN said:

I am oddly tittilated

OMG..... I don't know what direction you guys took this thread in.

vainandy said:

Like "I fucked that bitch's cock but good ???"

I ate her cock like a starvin' man.
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banks said:

YOU started it?! It's a lil' too late to.....

vainandy said:

Oh.my.GOD! Andy, you're the only other person I've heard mention this.

I used to talk to this fine ass dude from Brooklyn (no matter where I am I always manage to pick up a Brooklynite ) but his people were from North Carolina. We'd talk dirty on the phone for HOURS cuz he lived in LA. Dude would get all excited and say shit like:

"Yeah, guhl, I don't want you bathe and we gon' fuck all night, then in the morning I'ma eat your funky cock!"

I was like, what kinda madness is this right herre??? I couldn't figure out if it was gayspeak or what? I didn't wanna aks cuz he was so involved and descriptive and FOINE! But, I asked a few people if they'd ever heard of calling a pussy "cock" and no one heard of this.

I say no to this, just no

TD3 said:

banks said:

You know how I do

SCNDLS said:

Can U relate?

Of course it's my aggression session so I'm topping. Preferably with mirrors.
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SCNDLS said:

Jesus take the wheel!

johnart said:

Exactly like that! I'd be all into the convo and he'd be gettin' all hot and talkin' all dirty then he'd say:

Guhl, I want you to put that cock on my face!

What theeee hayulll??? I was so confuzzled! What does a girl say to that shit???

banks said:

That was his favorite phrase: "funky cock"

Shit, I don't want funky cock of the male variety why in the hayulll would he want some funky pussy???

It's not a gay thing at all. Every person I've ever heard say it is an older black person, usually from the country. I've got a Dolemite cassette around here somewhere where he's rhyming about "the hairs on her cock". I was at a card party one time and heard some old guys talking about one of the local tramps they knew that gave it up to any and everybody and they were comparing their sexual escapades with her. One of them said "the hairs on her cock were so nappy they skinned his dick up".
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SUPRMAN said:

Damn, Supr, you off the chain! Just remember my motto: You gots to lick it, to stick it!

vainandy said:

I've never heard anybody else say that.

That was another thing, he was all about the hairy pussy and that featured heavily in his sex talk.

SCNDLS said:

If only you knew how hard I'm trying not to laugh outlouddddd!!!!

THIS IS 2 NIGHTS IN A ROW WOMAN!!!

johnart said:

These posts gon' look mighty different in the harsh light of day. I ain't even got ambien or vodka to blame.
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SCNDLS said:

I bet you got a purrrdy cock.

johnart said:

Shol do. It's Funkdafied too.

I swear this thread...

gatdman I love some orgers!!!

it's the shiraz talkin'











mebbe...

TD3 said:

Girl, tell him you gon give him some funky cock and tell us what he says.

Esther was calling pussy a cock too. Go to around 2:23 and 6:40....

SCNDLS said:

Fool....crazy.

SCNDLS said:

YESSSLAWDDDDD!!!

Please Please Please be a good Orger and call his ass up right now and start talkin bout your cock and all the things you gonna do to him with your cock.



Pleeeeease.

SCNDLS said:

You know I can do that!

SUPRMAN said:

So, you say. I'ma need some female references to verify your skillz cuz if you get down there and get all gay talkin' 'bout EWWWWW, I'ma Chris Brown yo ass.

johnart said:

Oh goodness! This would be too much comedy.

vainandy said:

I'm done, Ms. Lawanda shut it down!

And I found some Dolemite also.....

http://dolemite.com/origi...php?r_id=8

I remember the day Hurricane Annie was born.
It was the day of the great Miami, Florida storm.
Now it goes back to when that notorious Pimpin Sam told that first class whore Sally,
"I'm gonna give you a fuck like any common trick in the alley."
He said, "It's snowin' outside and it's so goddamn cold,
Come on in here cause I feel like I wanna fuck up a piss hole!
Now, I know that you know the course of my nature, and I don't mean maybe.
I make all my ho's suck my dick cause I ain't got time for no babies.
But it keeps snowin and rainin and you done made me a load of money,
like the king of bees I'm gonna drop you a load of honey.
So drop yo drawers and get your legs open wide.
Cause I'm gonna knock open yo pussy and put this load deep down inside!"
They fucked all that day and through the snow and through the rain.
That night she screamed with dellight from that good feelin pain.
"Ooo wee! Daddy! I'm caight up with a baby and I wonder what's gonna be it's name?"
Sam said, "If it's a boy you gonna call it Rain, Sleet, Storm, or Hail
Good fucking junior, righteous daddy.
But if it's a girl name her Hurricane Annie.
So Hurricane Annie was born, pretty little thing.
All the pimps, the whores, the bull daggers, the cocksuckers gave hundred
dollar bills just to see this little girl of fame.
She was the best whore on any block.
She went from city to city,
Fuckin the mayors, the senators, the presidents, and the whole government lot.
She sold some to a policeman, all the neighbors had a grudge.
She said, "I don't give a good goddamn, cause I just sold a hot piece to a judge!"
She finally went to New York City.
And you know New York City has some whores of great fame:
Madame Nell, Miss Mabel, and Fanny.
All these bitches hid out, cause they knew the reputation of Hurricane Annie.
All these whores was good lookin... dresses in Satin and drawers trimmed in lace.
But all of these whores knew that Hurricane Annie's ass would make any of them a brand new face.
So the land lady gave out room number thirteen to Hurrican Annie.
Said, "Young Lady, I'm gonna treat you like my daughter."
And Hurricane Annie made money in that house like a well pouring water.
Finally Dolemite came to town, sharp baby.
Wearin $500 alligator huster shoes, $1000 pimpin and hustlin suit, $300 stingy brim hat.
Natural to the brim, baby.
$10,000 diamond ring and fuckin whores was his middle name.
He told the land lady, "I wanna fuck every whore you got.
Don't worry about the money or what it cost,
Cause all down South they call me 'Dolemite: the big boss,'
I really work out!
And I bet $100 you ain't got a whore that can turn me out!"
Said, "I've paid whores by the hundred dollar bill.
I've fucked 'em till they pissed, shit, cum, and break out in cold chills!"
The land lady said, "My, my, you talk alot."
Said, "If green is the color of yo money,
I want you to hold out il you've fucked oevery whore I got."
Said, "I got em from room 1 through 20,
And to fuck all the good cock professional bitches,
It's gonna take a whole lotta money!"
So Dolemite began to fuck in New York City.
From room to room, knockin out whores.
He fucked over Madame Nell's shy neighbor.
Split the cock of Sara, Sue, Rebecca and Lulabelle.
Then Hurricane Annie had already heard the news,
About this bad fuckin muthafucka that was on the loose.
About how he was splittin assholes and tearing up cock.
Hurricane Annie said, "I'll stop this bad muthafucka if it takes everything I got."
Hurricane Annie could make the average trick cum with the winking of her eye.
Make cocksuckers cum from just lookin at the workings of her thighs.
Hurricane Annie said, "I'm the greatest ho who ever did it!"
Said, "I'll be goddamned if I'm gonna be out-fucked by Dolemite here in New York City!"
The land lady told Dolemite to go to room number 13.
Take off his clothes and get in bed.
The most gorgeous whore he'd ever seen stepped into the room.
Naked from her feet to her head.
She had eyes like diamonds, teeth like pearls.
Long, black wavy hair on her head and cock, layin in curls.
Her tits stood up like soldiers, ass looked like a butter bowl.
She was a stone soul sister, full of soul.
She began to cut the lights on and off until it began to seem frightening.
She said, "Ooo Dolemite, that is the lightning."
And said, "You ain't never seen a hurricane come without lightning have you daddy?"
Then she jumped in the bed with Dolemite,
And farted so loud till the springs rumbled and the bed broke down.
She said, "Ooo wee daddy," said "That is the thunder!"
Said, "You ain't never seen a Hurricane come without thunder, have you daddy?"
Then she jumped across Dolemite's head and pissed a steady stream.
She said, "Don't feel no pain daddy, that ain't nothin but the rain."
Said, "You ain't ever seen a Hurricane come without rain, have you daddy?"
Dolemite said, "Bitch, I'm Dolemite! A big piece of leather, well put together!
And I'll be goddamned if I can't fuck in any kind of weather!"
Hurricane Annie said, "Ooo Dolemite! I'm gonna have to challenge you to a duel."
So they fucked all through the thunder and all through the rain.
Forty nights and forty days. Forty days and forty nights.
Dolemite didn't even stop to get a bite.
Then I heard Hurricane Annie holering, "Oh! Oh! OH! OH! OH! MAMA!
Please come get this bad fuckin muthafucka called Dolemite!"