Once upon a time my ex decide to hover over me in my sleep in tears, and when I awoke she tells me "I was thinking about stabbing you."

She gets in moods where I could've seen that happening again, except she didn't live with me until recently. Now she does.

So basically, if I don't log in for like...7 days. I probably been stabbed in my chest a few times.

Once upon a time my ex decide to hover over me in my sleep in tears, and when I awoke she tells me "I was thinking about stabbing you."

She gets in moods where I could've seen that happening again, except she didn't live with me until recently. Now she does.

So basically, if I don't log in for like...7 days. I probably been stabbed in my chest a few times.

FauxReal said:

why the fuck are you living with her?!

evenstar3 said:

The only way to get my daughter back here in Maryland from Arizona. The plan was to get her set up with her own place. There's really no progress being made there on her part.

It's like all the shitty parts of being married...no benefits.

I lock it. I also have some old Mardi Gras beads that conveniently found their way onto my door knob. I left them there figuring they might make an okay poor man's alarm system.

I dunno, nowadays she'd more likely take herself out first, honestly. Anyhow...
[Edited 3/10/10 20:16pm]

I think I have blue balls.

I came home one day and discovered my household had become the proud new owner of a parakeet. Nobody asked me what I thought of the idea. So now I have this damn bird (and I hate birds) and I'm not used to it. So I'm home by myself and I hear rustling in the bedroom and not realizing what the hell the noise was, I'm creeping around the house, room by room, with a big ass Chef's knife...because you never know. And then this harmless parakeet looks at me like I'm crazy.

Fuck that bird. He knows what he did.

Once upon a time my ex decide to hover over me in my sleep in tears, and when I awoke she tells me "I was thinking about stabbing you."

She gets in moods where I could've seen that happening again, except she didn't live with me until recently. Now she does.

So basically, if I don't log in for like...7 days. I probably been stabbed in my chest a few times.

FauxReal said:

Woah! WTF??

psychodelicide said:

Glad you quoted those back to back. I now realize the purpose of the bird. Things happen for a reason. She's meant to be my early warning system. She shall sleep in my room from now on.

I went to a party last Saturday night with my friends.. the party was actually a video premiere for Icelandic girl group Elektra's new song, "I Don't Do Boys"... One of my friends is in the video (the girl in the dress with the flower pattern) as one of the "good girls" that go "bad" when their party is crashed by the group Elektra that bring beer and play spin the bottle . This video is HOT!
And the party was legen.....


wait for it...







DARY!

How could it not be when you are with your friends drinking free beer while watching a hot music video on a big screen.. Only bummer is that the band was supposed to play afterwards but they could only do a few songs because of some technical problems with the sound.

And here's the video I saw at the party (The steamy parts are mostly in the second part of the video):

[Edited 3/15/10 6:02am]

psychodelicide said:

Glad you quoted those back to back. I now realize the purpose of the bird. Things happen for a reason. She's meant to be my early warning system. She shall sleep in my room from now on.