Fauxie said:

not till you show your penis, it doesn't.

[singsong] i'll give you a cigarette [/singsong]

cborgman said:

Ass!

p.s. are you saying my penis has edge and comedy?

Milty said:

Imago said:

I like your newest org account.

Fauxie said:

it's the dane cook of this forum.

cborgman said:

Is he famous? I'm not familiar with him, but then I doubt he's familiar with my penis.

Fauxie said:

!!!

Fauxie said:

not nearly enough of us are friendly enough with your penis.

pretend this is a neighborhood barbeque, and think of it as you're introducing your downstairs neighbor to everyone at the barbeque.

i am sure many of us would like to be friends with him. have a beer with him, introduce ourselves, talk about football games and crap.
[Edited 1/1/10 18:17pm]

MrsMdiver said:

hey there Mrs M! how is that whole motherhood/fatherhood thing going? everyone happy and healthy i hope? hugs to you all

with two top new threads with "cock" in the title, i think we might be turning this around after all...

cborgman said:

That's a start 2 some of the comedy coming back.

npgmaverick said:

speaking of comedy, where th'fuck have you been?

I look at it this way... since it sucks so much more today compared to yester-year, it's a lot easier to get up and walk away from it.

So it's got THAT going for it.

I think photowhoring changed things a lot.

Back in the day, nobody knew what anyone looked like. So wit and intelligence was all you had to get noticed. People tried harder, and the bar was higher. Now, all you have to do is post a picture of your cleavage with some MySpace angles, and you're an instant star.

Kids these days don't know how hard we used to have to work for that.

PunkMistress said:

ERM.

one of the first pictures on the org I remember seeing is of you and Muse making out on the dance-floor or something.


But I came in about 2 years after the first round of invasions had already been in full swing and there was already a very strong clique of über orgers like the Muse/Huey/lollypoprocks crew.

It was very very difficult to get 'in' the crowd, and it took me at least 4 years before Carriempls had a full blown crush on me. But once 'in', it was kind of nice being invited to top secret MPLS invasions and stuff like the one pardonme4livin wasn't invited to. I was like,,,,sssssooooo 'in' and shit.

TheVoid said:

i miss the invasions.

cborgman said:

actually meeting orgers RULES!

I've been to two unofficial mini-vasions and both times they were the fukkin' BOMB!

Can't wait to meet more o' y'all!

XxAxX said:

Doing well. Hugs back to you

RenHoek said:

the miami and SF ones really stick out in my mind.

LA i was so sick it was hard to enjoy myself, and nyc i was still dealing with my fear of meeting everyone.

TheVoid said:

That was like four years after I joined the site!

PunkMistress said:

how have i never seen that pic?

cborgman said:

Because there is no pic of us making out. (I think)

PunkMistress said:

an i was thiiiiis close to heterosexuality.

oh well.

cborgman said:

Here's one of her resting her enormous tit on my shoulder:

PunkMistress said:

too late, the moment of hetero opportunity has passed.

now i am a cocksucker for life.

PunkMistress said:

poor Vi is in the middle of your wide open legs and doesn't even know it.


K -lassy

JerseyKRS said:

...unlike Darin, who is in between them and knows exactly what fuckin' time it is...

PunkMistress said:

is that matt on the right?

cborgman said:

Yup!

PunkMistress said:

now that's a blast from the past