It all started out so innocently...


CJTJ Said:


Talk turned to Tiger and his sponsors last night at the bar. My friend observed that Tiger was "Just doing it" which I thought was fine, but I preferred "Is it in you, cause I'll wear you out".

Then we thought, if we're coming up with this shit, I can't wait for the pros to get to work on it. SNL should have a few good pieces tonight.

i have just one thing to say..
cool avatar, Mars23.
carry on

Oh yeah, I'm really waiting on SNL!

Mars23 said:

It did, though, didn't??? But it certainly made one of the most entertaining threads of the year! This should go in the Org Top 10 for 2009; it#s time for us to do a breakdown of the "funnest" threads of the year!

I take Ambien and it has never enhanced shit for me

Inam shocked at Tiger getting a double thread. To think back when we were all concerned he had bumped his precious noggin...

only to find out Tiger had been bumpin' somethin'

I would just like to take the time to thank Tiger Woods for making one of my threads popular!


That is all... carry on!!!

CJTJ said:

I no rite....just think he would be back on page 4 with a couple of "glad he pulled through" by now!

BklynBabe said:

Excatly!!

Oh tiger!! What were you doing?!

Tiger Woods' voicemail....the Slow Jam Remix

http://www.buzzfeed.com/k...-remix-roe

bboy87 said:

dude where you been? http://prince.org/msg/100/325346

BklynBabe said:

I've been busy in the Michael Jordan thread

bboy87 said:

you and jonart had me crying over there.

Ottensen said:

:lol;
Jordan, his terrible clothes and his class processed cheese food peppers eyes

Tigers's Mistress # 4 Emerges
December 2009


Yet another blond was added to Tiger Woods' sultry score card Saturday - earning the married father of two a quadruple bogey with his supermodel wife.

Las Vegas cocktail waitress and model Jamie Jungers, 26, reportedly hired an Orlando lawyer and prepared to dish her story to a British tabloid.

Jungers, a busty head turner whose physical features resemble the three alleged mistresses that precede her, was unavailable for comment yesterday, but updated her status on Myspace.com to say her mood was "anxious."

TMZ.com reports that Jungers started her affair with Woods in the golfer's suburban Orlando home in 2004 when she was just 20-years-old. She has allegedly retained Orlando lawyer Michael O'Quinn.

As the list of alleged mistresses grows a pattern begins to emerge: they are all cocktail waitresses.

Jamiee Grubbs, the only woman to publicly admit having an affair with Woods, was also a cocktail waitress.

And Rachel Uchitel, the Manhattan woman who has denied sleeping with Tiger, is a VIP hostess at trendy nightclubs.

Woods has also been linked in reports to Kalika Moquin, 27, a Vegas nightclub executive who denies any affair.

The sex scandal exploded last week after Woods, 33, mysteriously crashed his car outside his home, reportedly after an argument with wife Elin about other women.

He has apologized.



http://www.nydailynews.co...z0YrX3uzQk

Technically, this one's Ho #5 cuz the sista in Atlanta is #4 I know it's hard to keep straight tho

Yeah, you're right. My Skankometer is in need of repair.

Identity said:

I had to change my batteries cuz it's been overworked this week thanks to T-dub

Mistress # 1 Angry About Tiger's Other Women
December 2009

Rachel Uchitel, the Manhattan nightclub hostess linked to Tiger Woods, was none too happy when she first heard about other women whom the golf great may have been seeing.

According to a friend, "Rachel was mad at Tiger when she found out about the other girls and did not speak to him for three days, but he texted her…She is telling friends that he doesn’t blame her for this all getting out."

Angry or not, Uchitel wasn’t naïve about dating a celebrity. "She was going out with other guys while she was with Tiger,” says the source. "There wasn’t a huge loyalty with it."

However, adds the source, "Rachel has strong feelings for Tiger. She was very into him – much more than other famous guys she was into. She started out for sport and then they clicked."

While Uchitel has publicly denied an affair with Woods, that wasn't the case in private. "She went from initially not denying it to vehemently denying it," says the source. "At first she was nonchalant about it. She was running around telling everyone...Everyone who knows her, knows about this."


http://www.people.com/peo...09,00.html

dayum! when did he find time to make babies and play golf?!? Thank God this dude ain't as fertile as Lil Wayne!!!

Tiger has fucked more people while married than I have while single. Ew.

This is going to get juicier as the week progresses

Since Tiger has all this extra time on his hands,I wonder if he's reached out to Ambien, Trojan Condoms and the Hair Club for Men to secure corporate endorsement deals?

BklynBabe said:

Have you ever PLAYED golf???

There's plenty of time between holes to be...

a) in the bushes

b) scoring on other holes

c) gettin' your balls cleaned

d) playing in the rough

e) gettin' your iron polished

I swear this shit just writes itself...

Elin lookalike Tiger Woods wooed a year after marrying



This is model Jamie Jungers, whom The Mail on Sunday can reveal as yet another mistress of Tiger Woods.

The affair lasted more than two years and allegedly included liaisons at Woods's family home.

Her betrayed fiancé Derek Schmidt, 28, said from his Las Vegas home: 'On the night Jamie first slept with him, I had just bought the new Tiger Woods computer game. I was a big fan of his.

'Next morning, she told me she had met Tiger and he gave her his number - and like an idiot I got really excited.

'I even asked if she could call him so I could get my computer game signed.'

Mr Schmidt, a salesman, said Jamie met Woods while doing promotional work at a Las Vegas nightclub in early 2005.

'She told me she was called over by a bouncer who said someone important wanted to meet her in the VIP room.

'She said he was sitting with friends smoking a cigar when she walked up.
'He started hitting on her and telling her she was beautiful. I think she probably reminded him of his wife as Jamie has that Swedish blonde look.

'She told me he asked for her number and gave her his. Later we both called Tiger's number, putting her mobile on speaker phone

He said that over the following months, Jamie made regular trips to California, where she was allegedly hooking up with Woods at the family mansion he owned at the time.

'She always had the excuse that she had to travel for promotional work,' he said.

'She said Woods was calling her whenever he landed in Las Vegas but insisted she was ignoring his calls. She said she thought he was very handsome. But I never thought she was cheating. She insisted nothing was going on.

'Jamie was the girl I wanted to spend the rest of my life with. He not only wrecked his marriage, he ruined mine.'

Mr Schmidt broke up with Jamie in 2007.

'I think Jamie was star-struck and didn't know how to turn him down,' he said. 'But he has been playing a dangerous game with other people's lives and it is high time he got burnt.'

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.u...z0YskGppYA


http://www.dailymail.co.u...rying.html

damn, who hasn't played with Tiger

I guess Tiger got all sorts of game....

BklynBabe said:

This reminds me of this scene in Julia Roberts movie, "Something to Talk About"



Needless to say this is the edited version cuz Julia said, "I am just wondering if anyone else here has fucked my husband?"


Remember what I told ya luv4u, pace yourself with that popcorn.

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RenHoek said:

@ "between holes"

Mistress # 6 Surfaces
December 2009


Perhaps he didn't notice the SUV parked across the road. If he did, he wasn't troubled by its blacked-out windows or any nagging hint of familiarity about its presence.

In fact, if Tiger Woods thought so much as twice about what he was doing, then Mindy Lawton had no inkling of it as they enjoyed a secret assignation in Tiger's Cadillac Escalade 4x4 in a church car park soon after daybreak during a Florida spring.

But every move of that alfresco encounter was recorded by a surveillance team of reporters and photographers from one of America's biggest-selling tabloid magazines. It was a scoop - the first example of what we now know to be a pattern of infidelity on Tiger's part.


Mindy Lawton, Mistress # 6


And it was two years ago - two years before the 'outing' of nightclub hostess Rachel Uchitel and the bizarre late-night car crash outside Tiger's Florida home that set in motion a chain of revelations.

Yet during those intervening years, Tiger had seemed what Tiger always seemed - a family man: the ultimate professional, controlled, focused, even a bit dull - because this was a sting that, were it not for last week's ructions, would never have seen the light of day. Tiger's management made sure of that



Today, for the first time, The Mail on Sunday can tell the story of the affair that preceded that car park encounter in 2007 and the desperate cover-up that ensued.
It is a story that goes a long way to answering two of the most persistent questions in the whole Tiger Woods scandal: why did a man whose massive earnings depended on him being the ultimate clean-living sportsman jeopardise everything, from career to family, with such apparent recklessness? And how did he get away with it for so long?


Today, Mindy Lawton, 34, knows that she was just one of many mistresses taken by the golfer. But, according to her family, throughout their 14-month affair she laboured under the delusion that what she had with Tiger was special and that they were in love.
Mindy's sister, Orlando primary school teacher Lynn Lawton, said: 'She is extremely, extremely naive, my sister. She is single, never married, never had children and still looking for a relationship. I have to hand it to him. It was brilliant to choose my sister to play his kind of game.'

The unworldly Mindy was easily dazzled and undemanding. She and Tiger met in summer 2006, when Mindy was working as an $8-an-hour manager and waitress at Perkins, a diner only a short drive from Tiger's home in the upmarket Orlando suburb of Windermere. Tiger and his wife Elin would regularly take breakfast there.
Lynn recalled: 'My sister told me they came in regularly. Elin would read the paper while Tiger ogled my sister. She is very bubbly, very outgoing. You couldn't help but notice her, even when she was in her waitress uniform.
'Mindy said he and Elin seemed disconnected. There would not be much conversation. Tiger would just sit there, looking at Mindy. She said, "Oh my God, he is so cute!"
'She doesn't know much about golf, but she did know he was married because Elin was sitting there.'

One day, Lynn said, Mindy called in a state of excitement: 'She said he had called her at Perkins and said, "This is Tige," - that's the pet name he always used for himself - "Will you meet me at the Blue Martini?"
'She was very excited but nervous so she asked our next oldest sister, Bobbi, to go with her. She was like, "Oh, I'm going to hang out with Tiger!"'

It is now known that this nightclub and cocktail bar was a favourite haunt of Tiger's - a place where he could entertain, and be entertained, in the relative privacy of the club's VIP section, surrounded by girls, minders and selected male friends.

Again, it is striking how relatively little effort he seemed to make to conceal these clandestine meetings. But, as Mindy was to find out, Tiger's powerful entourage and management were masters in protecting their money-maker's image.
At first, according to Lynn, the bouncer wouldn't let Mindy and her sister into the VIP room. 'They stood there for a while and then all of a sudden, Tiger nods to the guy to let them in. Tiger didn't get up. He just sat there.
'He was with a group of Orlando and Los Angeles basketball players. Bobbi bought him a drink and had one of the bartenders take it over. She said Mindy started dancing with another girl. My sister is a real good dancer and Bobbi said Tiger couldn't keep his eyes off her.'

Tiger and Mindy left the club separately. Mindy drove her sister home then met Tiger on his way to his house. She followed the golfer, driving at a discreet distance, and at the gated development was waved in by the guard.
Lynn said: 'Mindy told me the next day, "We went to his house and had sex. He was extremely good."'

Lynn thinks Elin was out of the country that night. She said: 'That was always the pattern. Mindy would drive her old Saturn car and follow Tiger in his luxurious Escalade.
'My sister was just a little girl on an hourly wage at Perkins. We knew what he wanted her for. But she wouldn't believe it.

'Maybe Tiger thought the security guards would think she was his cleaning lady,' Lynn conjectured. Or maybe they had just seen it all before and knew to turn a blind eye.

Truth be told, however charming and cool Tiger appeared as he sat over his breakfast, there was a different side to him, one only now emerging, which his young wife Elin must surely have been aware of.

As early as 2001, there had been hints of a wilder side to the sportsman when he went on holiday with a group of friends, reputedly calling themselves The Brothers and consisting of basketball players Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley and former professional footballer, Ahmad Rashad.

Together with baseball's most expensive player Alex Rodriguez, they travelled to the Atlantis Resort on Paradise Island in the Bahamas.

Jordan gambled, placing up to $5,000 on a single card. Tiger showed his rebellious side, bleaching his hair blond.

But that was before he met Elin, before they married in 2004 and before their children, daughter Sam Alexis, now two, and ten-month-old son Charlie, were born.

Once the affair between Tiger and Mindy started, it gathered momentum, with the couple meeting at his house for sex every two or three weeks. Incredibly, he continued to have breakfast at Perkins to the point where, Lynn said: 'Everyone was talking about it because he would wait for Mindy in his Escalade and then she would follow him in her car. He was so brazen it was incredible.

'Everyone in our family knew about it too. I remember one day we were all sitting on our back porch, my parents, my husband and Mindy, and we said, "Do you know he is married?" And she started crying and said yes.

'My husband told her, "The way he is behaving with you, behind his wife's back, I am sure he has a lady in every city."

'It got to the point where our neighbours and friends knew about it too. In a way it was quite clever, him being so open about it because we thought, "Maybe this is just how celebrities behave."

'I am sure Elin knew nothing about it, because she was never home when Mindy was there. But because Tiger was so complacent about it, it never would have occurred to anyone to tell her what was going on. He never said to my sister, "This has to be secret."'

Meanwhile, on the golfing circuit, Tiger's brilliance and sheer earning power meant that he never had to explain himself, or his behaviour, to anybody.
However many rumours may have circulated, however uncouth some of his habits - such as spitting and swearing on the greens, and being churlish to caddies - his talent provided all the excuse, or shield he needed.


Tiger was so focused, nobody dared disturb him. At the major championships in Britain, he tended to rent houses rather than join other players at hotels, under the guise of maintaining his privacy. He allowed no visitors and, in recent years, his wife was, at best, an infrequent member of his tournament entourage.
On the course, he stared straight ahead, interacting with no one, except maybe his caddie. He demanded utter loyalty of his friends and the proximity of his management. He never divulged anything about himself and for years it was believed that, far from having something to hide, the former child-prodigy was frankly a little bit dull.

He said nothing, people thought, because he had nothing to say. It was as if he had picked up a golf club at the age of three and - save for the aberration that was his marriage - never showed any interest in picking anything, or anyone else up since.

This was the seemingly impervious image that won him deals with big names such as Nike, Gillette and Pepsi - endorsements that, should he be able to maintain them, could see his fortune increase six-fold to £3billion in the next ten years.

But Mindy - and the others - saw a very different Tiger. Lynn said: 'I saw the texts he sent her. One of them said he was dreaming of being inside of her. Another said, "Do you want to get laid?" It was crude. There was no mention of love. She said he didn't talk about his wife.'

Had Tiger mentioned Elin, it might have meant confronting the sordid reality that his 'romance' with Mindy was conducted while his wife was pregnant with their first child.

Instead, Lynn said: 'He talked very little about anything. She said he never wore condoms. That really broke me up. I was so worried she might catch a disease, especially as we suspected he was promiscuous. But Mindy was in love with him. I think she thought he was faithful to her.'

In fact, it seems likely that Tiger's affair with Mindy overlapped with his relationship with Jaimee Grubbs, the 24-year-old cocktail mistress he met in April 2007 and with whom he had a three-year affair.

According to a source close to Jaimee, she very much enjoyed her affair with Tiger - perhaps having less romantic notions than Mindy.
Rachel Uchitel is said to have claimed Tiger took a sedative for insomnia which also 'heightens sex'

Jaimee simply accepted that theirs was 'a physical, not a cerebral relationship'. She has said: 'Tiger might have started out naive, but sex became like an addiction to him.'

Jaimee has also claimed that the star took the painkiller Vicoden - a prescription he explained as necessary because of a recent knee injury.
Rachel Uchitel, the New York club hostess whose 'outing' as one of Tiger's mistresses supposedly led to last Saturday's marital meltdown, allegedly told one friend that Tiger took Ambien - a sedative prescribed for his insomnia but said to heighten sexual experiences.

Porn star Holly Sampson and marketing director Kalika Moquin, 33, both named as mistresses, do nothing to dispute these depictions of the man or his predilections.

Another as yet unnamed mistress believes: 'His big problem is, ironically, insecurity. He has never felt particularly attractive. From the age of four or five, he was destined to be a golfing legend but no one told him how to be a man.
'He married the dream girl, had the perfect family, but couldn't feel satisfied with that.

'He's not a happy man. When his father died [in May 2006] his moral compass went off. He was caught once and got away with it. He thought he could get away with it for ever.'

Which brings us back to that car park, that surveillance team in the spring of 2007 and the scoop that could have exploded Tiger's myth long before now. So what happened?

Put bluntly, Tiger sold himself to save himself - or at least his management did. With an exertion of power only possible by the very rich and very famous, a deal was struck.

In return for burying the story of Tiger's affair, he would give an exclusive cover interview to a men's health magazine owned by the same company as the tabloid.

According to our investigation, when 'Team Tiger' discovered that the tabloid magazine not only had blurry pictures of him and Mindy in the car park but evidence of the consummation, they went into a panic. Then they went to work.

Neal Boulton, an editor in the tabloid magazine's company at the time, revealed: 'They said, "What do we have to do not to let this get out?"'

The answer was press the magazine's publisher to withhold the story in return for Tiger appearing on the August 2007 cover of its stablemate publication, Men's Fitness.

And so Tiger, who regularly declines interviews on the grounds that he is a 'private' person, struck beefcake-style poses and gave tips on diet, exercise and weightlifting.

The tabloid's parent company insisted that the exclusive was not a quid pro quo. But it was enough for Boulton to resign in protest at the editorial interference which he perceived as an underhand 'trade-off'.

Ironically, had Mindy voiced her own concerns some weeks earlier, Tiger and his team might have avoided everything which followed.

Jaimee Grubbs, whom Tiger was seeing probably at the same time as Mindy
According to Lynn, her sister had told her of 'a strange car following her at night'. Around the same time, Lynn herself received a call from a reporter at the tabloid. But then nothing came of it – or so the Lawton family thought. And as far as Mindy knew, Tiger simply dropped out of her life.

Lynn said: 'You'd have thought with all his money, he would have paid her off and all the other girls but I guess he thought he had them in the palm of his hand. He treated my sister like a piece of meat.'


Tiger ended his affair with Mindy as soon as his management informed him of the tabloid sting. He just stopped calling. For her, there was no explanation, for him there was no story - and that was what mattered.

In the final analysis, it was perhaps too much for Tiger's management to hope that all his 'Mindys' would go away. And, crucially, cracks were beginning to appear in the one thing upon which everything - his reputation and his shield - depended: Tiger's game.

At the Open at Turnberry in the summer, Tiger missed the halfway cut for only the second time in a major championship in his glittering career.

At the time, the golfing circuit was awash with rumours that he had returned to his rented house and taken out his frustrations on its interior, trashing the place to the tune of £6,000 to £16,000, depending on who one believes, though nothing was ever confirmed.

In recent months, talk of arguments with Elin and a recent ultimatum simply would not be silenced.

Perhaps when the Mindy problem went away, Tiger thought himself immune from exposure. He had been so blatant and emerged without a dent to his image. Perhaps he believed that his image was so artfully constructed that the truth just couldn't punch through it.

Perhaps he didn't think at all - a luxury afforded him by his wealth, his management and his power, and one which from here on in, he'll have to do without.


Has Tiger fled the Florida wreckage?Tiger Woods was still in hiding last night, amid speculation that he may be living separately from his wife Elin, writes Sharon Churcher.

Unidentified 'friends' of the golfer have said the couple are having marriage counselling. But Woods's continued refusal to speak to police about his bizarre car crash has led to speculation that he quietly has moved out of their mansion in a gated Orlando community.

One source close to the investigation said last night: 'I'd be shocked if Tiger is still in Orlando. The rumour on the PGA circuit is that there was no Wedgwood china left in the house after their blow-up. No one has seen Tiger.
'One story is that he left his lair after the wreck and took a private jet to New York. Maybe he's decided to party some more.'

Woods' attorney Mark Nejame declined to comment when asked if the golfer had left town.




http://www.mailonsunday.c...-news.html
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Identity said:

She looks like a chick who'd try to steal Dan away from Roseanne

bboy87 said: