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WELL WHY THE HELL NOT???? (BIG ASS RESPECT) Yes yours truly has decided to start an "ASS HALL OF FAME" thread.
I'll start with these pair of deep bronze cheeks. If she weren't Serena Williams I just might hate her... but not quite. 
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 Why can't my ass look like that?! 
Where are the stretch marks? The dimples? The sag?! 
Please, please, please tell me there is some Photoshopping there!   "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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chocolate1 said:
Why can't my ass look like that?!
Where are the stretch marks? The dimples? The sag?!
Please, please, please tell me there is some Photoshopping there! Okay- I was talking about Serena... you posted more while I was typing. 
(Serena edit) [Edited 11/18/09 16:32pm] "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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chocolate1 said: chocolate1 said:
Why can't my ass look like that?!
Where are the stretch marks? The dimples? The sag?!
Please, please, please tell me there is some Photoshopping there! Okay- I was talking about Serena... you posted more while I was typing.
Serena edit  I wish my ass were as round as either. Hell I would even take some stretch marks for an ass that perfectly round and full. Just aint fair.  | |
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Where's Miguel at? May I contribute? | |
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DesireeNevermind said: chocolate1 said: Okay- I was talking about Serena... you posted more while I was typing.
Serena edit I wish my ass were as round as either. Hell I would even take some stretch marks for an ass that perfectly round and full. Just aint fair. Oh, no... I have the "size"....  "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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ScarletScandal said:
Where's Miguel at? May I contribute? By all means...contribute.  | |
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I just wish i HAD some ass...  ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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chocolate1 said: DesireeNevermind said: I wish my ass were as round as either. Hell I would even take some stretch marks for an ass that perfectly round and full. Just aint fair. Oh, no... I have the "size".... Well damn girl you almost jackpot lucky. Nope, YOU ARE lucky.  I got what my family calls white girl ass. I didn't know there were recessive ASS genes.  | |
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DesireeNevermind said: chocolate1 said: Oh, no... I have the "size".... Well damn girl you almost jackpot lucky. Nope, YOU ARE lucky. I got what my family calls white girl ass. I didn't know there were recessive ASS genes. Ya....thats what I have.... ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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Mrs. Jennifer Lopez-Anthony herself
*memo to self-do not type big ass in Google* | |
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^^ ^^
**note to self: sit so no one can photograph my ass!** "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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BklynBabe said: Mrs. Jennifer Lopez-Anthony herself
*memo to self-do not type big ass in Google*  It takes up half my laptop screen. | |
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JUNK IN THE TRUNK
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That's right I am including Jennifer Aniston in the hall of fame. Her ass is quite noteworthy.
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*raises hand* I am also a member of the Noassatall Club
thankfully I have boobies! big round and fairly perky!! my sister had ass and no boobies....weird how that works out. | |
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DesireeNevermind said: That's right I am including Jennifer Aniston in the hall of fame. Her ass is quite noteworthy.
Oh shit! She got the murphy from hell! | |
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DesireeNevermind said: chocolate1 said: Oh, no... I have the "size".... Well damn girl you almost jackpot lucky. Nope, YOU ARE lucky. I got what my family calls white girl ass. I didn't know there were recessive ASS genes. Damn, you a mess | |
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BklynBabe said:
*raises hand* I am also a member of the Noassatall Club
thankfully I have boobies! big round and fairly perky!! my sister had ass and no boobies....weird how that works out. big boobs no ass club here too.  we just need to do more reps on the stair climber. that would help.  | |
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BklynBabe said: Mrs. Jennifer Lopez-Anthony herself
*memo to self-do not type big ass in Google*  
But I think she lost her glorious ass after them twins  | |
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Umm, yeah, unless photos pop up onscreen like the ones in this thread, I don't look at or have interest in discussing female butts, lol, but if we can include some men, here are my top three:
1) Tyson Gay 2) Larry Fitzgerald 3) Jean-Claude Van Damme "You put water into a cup, it becomes the cup...Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend." - Bruce Lee
"Water can nourish me, but water can also carry me. Water has magic laws." - JCVD | |
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I'd have to live on a stair climber | |
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BklynBabe said: *raises hand* I am also a member of the Noassatall Club
thankfully I have boobies! big round and fairly perky!! my sister had ass and no boobies....weird how that works out.  Martin Lawrence pronounced that term "Nossatall," as if it's some type of medical condition, even though it sounds like a prescription drug, lol."You put water into a cup, it becomes the cup...Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend." - Bruce Lee
"Water can nourish me, but water can also carry me. Water has magic laws." - JCVD | |
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you missin' some good ass if you aint seen jean claude van hot damn.
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oh no it's that fucking dragqueen lookin heffa again 
that AIN't sexy (well not on HER)  [Edited 11/18/09 17:04pm] | |
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Dewrede said: oh no it's that fucking dragqueen like lookin heffa again
that AIN't sexy (well not on HER) WHY ARE YOU HERE??? Are you incapable of just ignoring a thread or post that says something positive about Serena??? DAMN!!! | |
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QUICK!! Who can find some Tony Ward pics? His ass is REDICULOUS!! | |
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^ no , i gotta speak my mind , she looks like a MAN | |
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ScarletScandal said: QUICK!! Who can find some Tony Ward pics? His ass is REDICULOUS!!
i wanna be that chair. 
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/...ench12.jpg [Edited 11/18/09 17:07pm] | |
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