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Thread started 11/05/09 4:56pm

DesireeNevermi
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MEN ARE LIKE...WOMEN ARE LIKE...

Here's a little joke thread to brighten your day and every day till whenever.

Post a "men are like" OR "women are like" joke. Let's see what you got wink


I'll start:



MEN ARE LIKE PARKING SPOTS...ALL THE GOOD ONES ARE TAKEN AND THE REST ARE HANDICAPPED.

Women are like bananas....the older they get, the less firm they are.



go!!!

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Reply #1 posted 11/05/09 5:15pm

LeCram

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Men only think about one thing. tonk Woman don't think, they just do something nuts

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Reply #2 posted 11/05/09 5:57pm

ZombieKitten

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women worry like 75% more about things than men, I have no idea what kind of women you are hanging out with Marcel lol

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Reply #3 posted 11/05/09 6:23pm

ThreadBare

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Men are, like, master threadmakers... women are, like, trying.

(j/k, Des. You know I had to insert our little war of the sexes tease ).

Men are like the oceans. Women are like the rain. We're both parts of the same element and space, imo. We're just different expressions of it.

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Reply #4 posted 11/05/09 8:35pm

bboy87

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In the words of Chris Rock.....

Women be shoppin'!

lol

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Reply #5 posted 11/05/09 8:43pm

Fury

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men are like dogs...sniff our ass and lick our balls and we're all good

women are like satan's personal assistants to terrorize the very fabric of the universe (now lick my sniff my ass and lick my balls, please)


evillol

just teasing

women are the delicate flowers of the world rose
(but that don't mean you still can't sniff my ass and lick my balls though)

your mama so dumb she thought she was gonna get exclusive shit by joining lotusflow3r.com
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Reply #6 posted 11/05/09 10:13pm

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Great topic!!

I'll do it visually.

Men are like:



Women are like:

"...and If all of this Love Talk ends with Prince getting married to someone other than me, all I would like to do is give Prince a life size Purple Fabric Cloud Guitar that I made from a vintage bedspread that I used as a Christmas Tree Skirt." Tame, Feb
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Reply #7 posted 11/06/09 1:25am

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The perfect man likes kids
And will raise them by your side.
He will be a caring father,
And good husband to his bride.

The perfect man loves cooking.
He will clean and vacuum, too.
He'll do what's in his power
To show his love for you.

The perfect man is sweet,
Writing poems with your name.
He's a best friend to your mother
And will kiss away your pain.

He never makes you cry
Nor caused you hurt in any way.
To hell with this endless poem --
The perfect man is gay.

lol

q: Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.
[Edited 11/6/09 1:27am]

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Reply #8 posted 11/06/09 6:01am

Mach

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Men are like sandpaper

Women are like emory boards

MUST manifest SanFran trip to org INVASION ...

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Reply #9 posted 11/06/09 6:08am

JerseyKRS

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women are like a door knob, every one gets a turn.


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just smile dear, make them thankful for every breath.
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Reply #10 posted 11/06/09 6:17am

Darwintheorgan
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Women are like dogs. You walk into the house, and they are all up in your business right from the get-go. They constantly crave attention, and always need to be complimented.

Men are like cats. They may express very little interest in you, but when they want love they don't care what you are doing. If they have food in the bowl and a clean place to take a dump, they are not likely to complain about anything else.



PS. This isn't mine, I heard it on the radio a few years ago, and I probably butchered it.

Ithaca's Number 1 Prince Fan
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Reply #11 posted 11/06/09 6:26am

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Darwintheorgangrinder said:

Women are like dogs. You walk into the house, and they are all up in your business right from the get-go. They constantly crave attention, and always need to be complimented.

Men are like cats. They may express very little interest in you, but when they want love they don't care what you are doing. If they have food in the bowl and a clean place to take a dump, they are not likely to complain about anything else.



PS. This isn't mine, I heard it on the radio a few years ago, and I probably butchered it.


It's very good though thumbs up!

Gay men are both biggrin

"...and If all of this Love Talk ends with Prince getting married to someone other than me, all I would like to do is give Prince a life size Purple Fabric Cloud Guitar that I made from a vintage bedspread that I used as a Christmas Tree Skirt." Tame, Feb
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Reply #12 posted 11/06/09 10:46am

DanceWme

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lol

What? Fuck Jeff Goldblum man.
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Reply #13 posted 11/06/09 11:39am

MidasTouch

men are like cheeseburgers.I always want one bigger than I can handle.

women are like french fries.I like them but I don't eat them.

"It's a Madonna PAP smear!"
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Reply #14 posted 11/06/09 11:51am

peacenlovealwa
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JerseyKRS said:

women are like a door knob, every one gets a turn.


smile

eek eek eek

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Reply #15 posted 11/06/09 11:55am

peacenlovealwa
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men are like little kids when they eat they make a miss, when they pee they make a mess and when they dress they look a mess.





kidding...yeah that one sucked.

unlucky7 reincarnated
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Reply #16 posted 11/06/09 1:03pm

RenHoek

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Men are like bricks...

Women are the mortar that binds them...

together, you get wall

lol

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A working class Hero is something to be...
Deluded thinking about Prince when they cleaning they cooch bitches ~ Fauxie, 2010
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Reply #17 posted 11/09/09 10:28am

DesireeNevermi
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MidasTouch said:

men are like cheeseburgers.I always want one bigger than I can handle.

women are like french fries.I like them but I don't eat them.



falloff Omg my belly aches I am laughing so hard.

sun
"angel tombstone LOVE YOU 4EVA GRANDMA LOLA, WATCH OVER US TILL WE MEET AGAIN. pray PRINCE: pray Would U Pl3as3 L3nd Tigga Summyo Hos??
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Reply #18 posted 11/09/09 10:29am

DesireeNevermi
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peacenlovealways said:

men are like little kids when they eat they make a miss, when they pee they make a mess and when they dress they look a mess.





kidding...yeah that one sucked.



I actually dug it. lol

sun
"angel tombstone LOVE YOU 4EVA GRANDMA LOLA, WATCH OVER US TILL WE MEET AGAIN. pray PRINCE: pray Would U Pl3as3 L3nd Tigga Summyo Hos??
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Reply #19 posted 11/09/09 3:19pm

KidaDynamite

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bboy87 said:

In the words of Chris Rock.....

Women be shoppin'!

lol

I thought that was Dave Chappelle? lol

I've built a wall not to block anyone out, but to see who loves me enough to climb over it.
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Reply #20 posted 11/12/09 12:52pm

MidasTouch

DesireeNevermind said:

MidasTouch said:

men are like cheeseburgers.I always want one bigger than I can handle.

women are like french fries.I like them but I don't eat them.



falloff Omg my belly aches I am laughing so hard.



well...it's just the truth... razz

"It's a Madonna PAP smear!"
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