Lets say we had the money and the time...

..and we got EVERY ORGER on the site to show up to remake of purple rain...



list EVERYTHING that would go wrong.


(i dont need to say anymore than that right? ...do me proud family)
[Edited 10/27/09 20:24pm]

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sammi and i have already concluded it would never get off the ground due to protests by super fans, and competition over who would play prince and apples (male or female )

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I wanna play Billy Sparks.

oh MAN oops!

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ZombieKitten said:

oh MAN oops!

Dibs on the role of Puppet in a Cup!

johnart said:

Dibs on the role of Puppet in a Cup!

sammij said:

johnart said:

Dibs on the role of Puppet in a Cup!

johnart said:

sammij said:

I can ad lib, right?

I wanna be Apples' left breast!!!

connorhawke said:

I wanna be Apples' left breast!!!

Oooh, oooh, me...meeeee!

I'll play Francis L and slap the piss outta Prince.

sammij said:

connorhawke said:

I wanna be Apples' left breast!!!

I get to be the lady that Jerome throws in the dumpster.

apples. dibs.

JustErin said:

Well for starters we'd probably end up with protege, Alej, and InsatiableCream writing the script:



Prince : First U got 2 Ota Ass Bath in that Lake Minni-OTA

[Apples: Taking off her shirt to reveal a kanye-stump (and jumps in)]


Slapping scene:

Apples: Imma Be in Moris's band.

Prince: That's amessing.

Apples: Really?

Prince: :Ota-Ass-Kaboom: (( slap ))


You get my point.
[Edited 10/27/09 23:02pm]

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Imago said:

Imago said:

dibs on Jerome cuz I got the suit (sorta) and I can schlep the fuck out of a mirror...

Can we call our version Poodle Rain? ;shrug:

connorhawke said:

..lawd.

OK I've got it.

It's called Puprle Rain but pronounced Poodle Rain just 'cos Zombie worked so hard on the opening title sequence. She's our special effects guru and cinematographer.



Scriptwriters are Alej, Protege and Insatiablecream.

The cast so far:

Apples: Alternates between Sammij and evenstar3 (nooobody will be able to tell the transitions!!!)

Apples' Left Breast: c'est moi and boy am I gonna work that part like Meryl Streep!!!

Apples' Right Breast: Nyse
(Ladies we're gonna need more leather on the left breast because I'm a little older than Nyse and I probably sag a bit more...or we could keep it for realism.)

John L: Babynoz (who do you nominate for Prince? Pick the orger you wanna slap around the most.)

Jerome: RenHoek with a kickarse pimp suit and working numerous mirrors

Chick in Dumpster: Julie Purplehead

Puppet in a cup: Johnart (who can also paint the background scenery that will totally kick arse on Graffiti Bridge!!!)

Billy Sparks: JustErin (who happens to have to be in every bloody scene)

OK we need Wendy, Lisa, Morris, Mum, Jill, Chick, Dez, Brenda, Susan, Kim, Bobby, Matt, Brown, Jellybean, Mark, Paul and Jessie.

Oh and of course a cameo by three hot transgender persons to play the GameBoyz.

I think we should also turn it on its heels and screw the Minneapolis angle. Don't wanna get sued after all. It's now set in a karaoke cocktail bar in downtown Tokyo where all drinks are served in test tubes and everyone carries a toy poodle.

Perhaps Mullethairpoodleman and Joyce can play Susan and Brenda? Going with the Tokyo angle they can wear sailor moon suits!

How are we looking so far?
[Edited 10/28/09 1:13am]

connorhawke said:

OK I've got it.

It's called Puprle Rain but pronounced Poodle Rain just 'cos Zombie worked so hard on the opening title sequence. She's our special effects guru and cinematographer.



Scriptwriters are Alej, Protege and Insatiablecream.

The cast so far:

Apples: Alternates between Sammij and evenstar3 (nooobody will be able to tell the transitions!!!)

Apples' Left Breast: c'est moi and boy am I gonna work that part like Meryl Streep!!!

Apples' Right Breast: Nyse
(Ladies we're gonna need more leather on the left breast because I'm a little older than Nyse and I probably sag a bit more...or we could keep it for realism.)

John L: Babynoz (who do you nominate for Prince? Pick the orger you wanna slap around the most.)

Jerome: RenHoek with a kickarse pimp suit and working numerous mirrors

Chick in Dumpster: Julie Purplehead

Puppet in a cup: Johnart (who can also paint the background scenery that will totally kick arse on Graffiti Bridge!!!)

Billy Sparks: JustErin (who happens to have to be in every bloody scene)

OK we need Wendy, Lisa, Morris, Mum, Jill, Chick, Dez, Brenda, Susan, Kim, Bobby, Matt, Brown, Jellybean, Mark, Paul and Jessie.

Oh and of course a cameo by three hot transgender persons to play the GameBoyz.

I think we should also turn it on its heels and screw the Minneapolis angle. Don't wanna get sued after all. It's now set in a karaoke cocktail bar in downtown Tokyo where all drinks are served in test tubes and everyone carries a toy poodle.

Perhaps Mullethairpoodleman and Joyce can play Susan and Brenda? Going with the Tokyo angle they can wear sailor moon suits!

How are we looking so far?
[Edited 10/28/09 1:13am]

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ZombieKitten said:

connorhawke said:

Perhaps Mullethairpoodleman and Joyce can play Susan and Brenda? Going with the Tokyo angle they can wear sailor moon suits!

How are we looking so far?
[Edited 10/28/09 1:13am]

I got a haircut today, it's a bit like Brenda's mallcreeper suburban mum do

connorhawke said:

OK I've got it.

It's called Puprle Rain but pronounced Poodle Rain just 'cos Zombie worked so hard on the opening title sequence. She's our special effects guru and cinematographer.



Scriptwriters are Alej, Protege and Insatiablecream.

The cast so far:

Apples: Alternates between Sammij and evenstar3 (nooobody will be able to tell the transitions!!!)

Apples' Left Breast: c'est moi and boy am I gonna work that part like Meryl Streep!!!

Apples' Right Breast: Nyse
(Ladies we're gonna need more leather on the left breast because I'm a little older than Nyse and I probably sag a bit more...or we could keep it for realism.)

John L: Babynoz (who do you nominate for Prince? Pick the orger you wanna slap around the most.)

Jerome: RenHoek with a kickarse pimp suit and working numerous mirrors

Chick in Dumpster: Julie Purplehead

Puppet in a cup: Johnart (who can also paint the background scenery that will totally kick arse on Graffiti Bridge!!!)

Billy Sparks: JustErin (who happens to have to be in every bloody scene)

OK we need Wendy, Lisa, Morris, Mum, Jill, Chick, Dez, Brenda, Susan, Kim, Bobby, Matt, Brown, Jellybean, Mark, Paul and Jessie.

Oh and of course a cameo by three hot transgender persons to play the GameBoyz.

I think we should also turn it on its heels and screw the Minneapolis angle. Don't wanna get sued after all. It's now set in a karaoke cocktail bar in downtown Tokyo where all drinks are served in test tubes and everyone carries a toy poodle.

Perhaps Mullethairpoodleman and Joyce can play Susan and Brenda? Going with the Tokyo angle they can wear sailor moon suits!

How are we looking so far?
[Edited 10/28/09 1:13am]

Ottensen said:

connorhawke said:

OK I've got it.

It's called Puprle Rain but pronounced Poodle Rain just 'cos Zombie worked so hard on the opening title sequence. She's our special effects guru and cinematographer.



Scriptwriters are Alej, Protege and Insatiablecream.

The cast so far:

Apples: Alternates between Sammij and evenstar3 (nooobody will be able to tell the transitions!!!)

Apples' Left Breast: c'est moi and boy am I gonna work that part like Meryl Streep!!!

Apples' Right Breast: Nyse
(Ladies we're gonna need more leather on the left breast because I'm a little older than Nyse and I probably sag a bit more...or we could keep it for realism.)

John L: Babynoz (who do you nominate for Prince? Pick the orger you wanna slap around the most.)

Jerome: RenHoek with a kickarse pimp suit and working numerous mirrors

Chick in Dumpster: Julie Purplehead

Puppet in a cup: Johnart (who can also paint the background scenery that will totally kick arse on Graffiti Bridge!!!)

Billy Sparks: JustErin (who happens to have to be in every bloody scene)

OK we need Wendy, Lisa, Morris, Mum, Jill, Chick, Dez, Brenda, Susan, Kim, Bobby, Matt, Brown, Jellybean, Mark, Paul and Jessie.

Oh and of course a cameo by three hot transgender persons to play the GameBoyz.

I think we should also turn it on its heels and screw the Minneapolis angle. Don't wanna get sued after all. It's now set in a karaoke cocktail bar in downtown Tokyo where all drinks are served in test tubes and everyone carries a toy poodle.

Perhaps Mullethairpoodleman and Joyce can play Susan and Brenda? Going with the Tokyo angle they can wear sailor moon suits!

How are we looking so far?
[Edited 10/28/09 1:13am]

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Ottensen said:

connorhawke said:

How are we looking so far?
[Edited 10/28/09 1:13am]

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ZombieKitten said:

Ottensen said:

I'm the Costume Designer, I used to work for Rachel Zoe

I think you might be overqualified