spiders in the shower

what do you do if you spot a spider on the wall while taking a shower?

a. smash it and carry on with your business
b. try to adjust the shower head so it washes down the drain
c. scream like a bitch and jump out of the shower wet and naked
d. other.

i'm ashamed to admit that the answer for me is c.

d. other.

I finish my shower. The spider eats the bugs I hate.

I'm mean, I do b.

1st b, then c...in that order.

I don't understand why they tend to appear in the shower? Synchronicity? Or do they just crawl through the pipes?


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Cinnie said:

I don't understand why they tend to appear in the shower? Synchronicity? Or do they just crawl through the pipes?


[Edited 10/20/09 18:02pm]

KidaDynamite said:

Cinnie said:

I don't understand why they tend to appear in the shower? Synchronicity? Or do they just crawl through the pipes?


[Edited 10/20/09 18:02pm]

Well, we have a vent right over our shower, so I think they tend to come from there. They started out pretty little, now these suckers are almost as big as my hand...no lie!

KidaDynamite said:

Cinnie said:

I don't understand why they tend to appear in the shower? Synchronicity? Or do they just crawl through the pipes?


[Edited 10/20/09 18:02pm]

Well, we have a vent right over our shower, so I think they tend to come from there. They started out pretty little, now these suckers are almost as big as my hand...no lie!

Cinnie said:

KidaDynamite said:

Well, we have a vent right over our shower, so I think they tend to come from there. They started out pretty little, now these suckers are almost as big as my hand...no lie!

that would definitely be a combination of option c, a, then b, for me.

whistle said:

KidaDynamite said:

Well, we have a vent right over our shower, so I think they tend to come from there. They started out pretty little, now these suckers are almost as big as my hand...no lie!

f**king hell! are you serious? i'd drop dead on the spot!

b. try to adjust the shower head so it washes down the drain

whistle said:

Irish Diplomacy: The art of telling someone to go to hell, and having them look forward to the trip.

My give a damn is busted.

KidaDynamite said:

Cinnie said:

I don't understand why they tend to appear in the shower? Synchronicity? Or do they just crawl through the pipes?


[Edited 10/20/09 18:02pm]

Well, we have a vent right over our shower, so I think they tend to come from there. They started out pretty little, now these suckers are almost as big as my hand...no lie!

Irish Diplomacy: The art of telling someone to go to hell, and having them look forward to the trip.

My give a damn is busted.

KidaDynamite said:

1st b, then c...in that order.

nyse said:

i never kill spiders. i have a great respect for spiders. i never killed one! i always release back into their homes.

aren't spiders like spiritual animals?

baroque said:

Cinnie said:

Irish Diplomacy: The art of telling someone to go to hell, and having them look forward to the trip.

My give a damn is busted.

Cinnie said:

baroque said:

Cinnie said:

whatever! smash them fuckers!

My family and friends love to catch and send them back outdoors.

i thought you were nice! no..i started doing that once..when i observed a spider dying slowly. tears formed like cascade ready to be released, my heart pounded. the ominous reality of my morality sang to me like a bitter sweet melody! I decided i would treat animals with the same respect as i treat people.

Cinnie said:

baroque said:

i thought you were nice! no..i started doing that once..when i observed a spider dying slowly. tears formed like cascade ready to be released, my heart pounded. the ominous reality of my morality sang to me like a bitter sweet melody! I decided i would treat animals with the same respect as i treat people.

I am nice but too much of a scaredy-cat to pick up a spider

baroque said:

Cinnie said:

I am nice but too much of a scaredy-cat to pick up a spider

don't trip. my heart is always pounding when i have a spider!i swear one spider pounced at me! the good thing is that i found out i can do a really good falsetto!

I was takin a bath all relaxed and shit when a spider landed on me last week.

It did not turn out well for the spider.

johnart said:

b and then d

Cinnie said:

we have black widows.

I am not friendly with them.

johnart said:

Cinnie said:

Say no more. We know who is alive today, don't we.

How do you know a spider isn't typing this?

whistle said:

Imago: "You look You know, that kind of super-hot, cuteness that gets a guy raped in prison. "

My cover of the "Crush" by Smashing Pumpkins: http://prince.org/msg/15/314710.

whistle said: