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A man experiences labour pains | |
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can we get women to experience blue balls or morning erections with a full bladder? everyone's a fruit & nut case | |
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i woman i work with told me that her pains from taking a laxative and having diarrhea cramps was much worse than child birth.
the kind of cramps and diarrhea that will make you sweat and pass out on the toilet. To make a thief, make an owner; to create crime, create laws. | |
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Cuddles said: i woman i work with told me that her pains from taking a laxative and having diarrhea cramps was much worse than child birth.
the kind of cramps and diarrhea that will make you sweat and pass out on the toilet. Are you serious? That's not even close...  | |
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Vanity45 said: Cuddles said: i woman i work with told me that her pains from taking a laxative and having diarrhea cramps was much worse than child birth.
the kind of cramps and diarrhea that will make you sweat and pass out on the toilet. Are you serious? That's not even close... i wonder some women have no pain it's all easy. some even have an orgasm. so i wonder if its different for all women and this whole thing that men will never understand the pain is some sort of myth. [Edited 10/17/09 7:39am] To make a thief, make an owner; to create crime, create laws. | |
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Cuddles said: Vanity45 said: Are you serious? That's not even close... i wonder some women have no pain it's all easy. some even have an orgasm. so i wonder if its different for all women and this whole thing that men will never understand the pain is some sort of myth. [Edited 10/17/09 7:39am] Sure...it's just a myth. 99,9% gets an orgasm...  | |
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ORGASM! now thats funny... Thats shit is so far from orgasmic!!  ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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Cuddles said: Vanity45 said: Are you serious? That's not even close... i wonder some women have no pain it's all easy. some even have an orgasm. so i wonder if its different for all women and this whole thing that men will never understand the pain is some sort of myth. [Edited 10/17/09 7:39am] While having childbirth, no pain, even an orgasm? Who are these women?! I've lost the use of my heart, But I'm still alive, Still looking for the life, The endless pool on the other side, It's a wild wild west, I'm doing my best, I'm a soldier of love, Every day and night, I'm soldier of love, All the days of my life. | |
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tinaz said: ORGASM! now thats funny... Thats shit is so far from orgasmic!!
Okay I've lost the use of my heart, But I'm still alive, Still looking for the life, The endless pool on the other side, It's a wild wild west, I'm doing my best, I'm a soldier of love, Every day and night, I'm soldier of love, All the days of my life. | |
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its like squeezing a melon through a lemon
if you have your nuts in a vice real tight - it might just come close..... "I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
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blueblossom said: its like squeezing a melon through a lemon
if you have your nuts in a vice real tight - it might just come close..... a watermelon thru a lemon 
mind you, id rather go thru labour than tooth pain 
at least you get something to smile about at the end  [Edited 10/18/09 1:15am] seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before   | |
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prb said: blueblossom said: its like squeezing a melon through a lemon
if you have your nuts in a vice real tight - it might just come close..... a watermelon thru a lemon
mind you, id rather go thru labour than tooth pain
at least you get something to smile about at the end
[Edited 10/18/09 1:15am] Tooth pain - oooohhh I hate that Also I suffer with kidney stones and the pain is chronic but as with you I would rather go through labour as with the kidney I just get a stone like a piece a gravel and all the pain just for that!! "I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
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blueblossom said: prb said: a watermelon thru a lemon
mind you, id rather go thru labour than tooth pain
at least you get something to smile about at the end
[Edited 10/18/09 1:15am] Tooth pain - oooohhh I hate that Also I suffer with kidney stones and the pain is chronic but as with you I would rather go through labour as with the kidney I just get a stone like a piece a gravel and all the pain just for that!! ouch!!! they must hurt  seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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You gotta command women for going through all of that and then their period every month. But my mom says as soon as you have your child in your arms it's the most beautiful thing and you forget everything you endured...least till next time... | |
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NMuzakNSoul said: You gotta command women for going through all of that and then their period every month. But my mom says as soon as you have your child in your arms it's the most beautiful thing and you forget everything you endured...least till next time...
Yeah, that's what my mother always says too
It must feel amazing. |
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Aelis said: NMuzakNSoul said: You gotta command women for going through all of that and then their period every month. But my mom says as soon as you have your child in your arms it's the most beautiful thing and you forget everything you endured...least till next time...
Yeah, that's what my mother always says too
It must feel amazing. Its true and it does!  ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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what is the premise of this link?
the host is all "chahldbeuth" | |
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Aelis said: NMuzakNSoul said: You gotta command women for going through all of that and then their period every month. But my mom says as soon as you have your child in your arms it's the most beautiful thing and you forget everything you endured...least till next time...
Yeah, that's what my mother always says too
It must feel amazing. My sister went through childbirth and HASN'T FORGOTTEN I don't think she will have another one. | |
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I gave birth without drugs of any kind, and it was intensely painful to be sure. The intensity is really what takes your breath away, it's not so much like "ow, this hurts" as it is "holy fuck I'm ripping in two and there's no way I can take the pressure."
But I've experienced worse pain. An incisional hernia where my abdominal muscles were ripped open and my intestines were poking through? Worse than labor. An infected tooth, where the affected nerves are so close to your brain that you feel like your head is EXPLODING? Worse than labor. For me, anyway. | |
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chahldbeuth is an amazing experience.  | |
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Cuddles said: Vanity45 said: Are you serious? That's not even close... i wonder some women have no pain it's all easy. some even have an orgasm. so i wonder if its different for all women and this whole thing that men will never understand the pain is some sort of myth. [Edited 10/17/09 7:39am]  now that is funny as hell, would be funny to let you experience this kind of orgasm 
and PRB and PunkMistress, I wanted to write the same, toothpain is MUCH worse. Last year they cut out a wisdom tooth but they cut a lot of the jawbone and I had no good painkillers. I could die from pain. Labor is immensely painfull also but because it takes so fucking long (and you're already tired of not sleeping well for weeks), you just end up completely weared out, you have no strength left over to bear the pain. | |
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Vanity45 said: I laughed so hard, I even feel sorry for this poor guy. And what he's experiencing isn't even the real thing, guys have no idea. The huge blood loss, things that can go wrong and pushing the baby out. And add 9 months of "parasitizing", the kicking night and day, the hormonal change, carrying the weight all these months etc.  | |
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CJanssen said: Vanity45 said: I laughed so hard, I even feel sorry for this poor guy. And what he's experiencing isn't even the real thing, guys have no idea. The huge blood loss, things that can go wrong and pushing the baby out. And add 9 months of "parasitizing", the kicking night and day, the hormonal change, carrying the weight all these months etc. unlucky7 reincarnated | |
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For some reason I have a fear of dying at birth. For someone women it's not that painful. unlucky7 reincarnated | |
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The real reason women forget how painful labor/childbirth is. 
http://www.independent.co...82270.html | |
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oh I haven't forgotten anything   | |
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ZombieKitten said: oh I haven't forgotten anything
I agree...I could never forget. Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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MoniGram said: ZombieKitten said: oh I haven't forgotten anything
I agree...I could never forget. I was traumatised by first labour, I should probably have got some kind of counselling. I would cry in the shower every day when nobody could see me for months after. It wasn't the pain as much as it was the pain making me NOT feel like a human being, nobody seeing me as a human being at the time or being treated like one. Yes I know the baby was priority number one, but I was there too  | |
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