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PrintableAll it takes is a car battery and some crocodile clips on his scrotum and that tongue will be vibrating like a mofo.  | |
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comegetwild said: All it takes is a car battery and some crocodile clips on his scrotum and that tongue will be vibrating like a mofo.
thats whats up... ~Live Free ... Be Wyld~AlwaysOnlyMakeBelieve - LiveUrLyfe... laissez le bon temps rouler...vivre sans être sauvage...हमेशा ही बना विश्वास ~Change and do so CONSTANTLY... |
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??? thats sorta harsh.....l..l THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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ZombieKitten said: http://www.bodycandy.com/detail_10526__161.html
 ohh la la ... we may have to try this ~Live Free ... Be Wyld~AlwaysOnlyMakeBelieve - LiveUrLyfe... laissez le bon temps rouler...vivre sans être sauvage...हमेशा ही बना विश्वास ~Change and do so CONSTANTLY... |
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roodboi said: because we just cant...we dont have batteries and lil' motors in our tongues...
but even the best vibrator cant flip your ass over and pull your hair while hitting your shit so hard from the back that your head nearly goes thru the wall with every stroke...  I love you in our next life let's marry K ?  | |
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that would be really, really cute!
i'll bring big k soda, chips and jerky. THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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JarviusLovesexy said: ernestsewell said:  
[Edited 10/12/09 21:41pm] This post makes you look very homophobic. | |
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JarviusLovesexy said:  I can.. naughty naughty Jarvius lol     | |
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PurpleDiamond2009 said: JarviusLovesexy said: I can.. naughty naughty Jarvius lol lol yeah, u would know | |
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ernestsewell said: If men would put 2 fingers up there, and massage the g-spot while he sucks on the clit, you wouldn't worry about the tongue vibrating.
HOT DAMN ernest! You sure u gay honey? ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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tinaz said: ernestsewell said: If men would put 2 fingers up there, and massage the g-spot while he sucks on the clit, you wouldn't worry about the tongue vibrating.
HOT DAMN ernest! You sure u gay honey? haha 98% probably. | |
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I'm all for some good vibrations, but honestly it can't compare to the warm wet touch of someone who knows what their doing down there If you will, so will I | |
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thekidsgirl said: I'm all for some good vibrations, but honestly it can't compare to the warm wet touch of someone who knows what their doing down there
That goes for guys too. And people, STOP with the teeth! Also, jerking a guy off while you're mouth is hovering over the helmet of his dick is NOT a blow job! Worried about gag reflex? Lay on the bed on your back, and let your head hang off the edge of the bed so the world is suddenly upside down from your p.o.v. The guy can face f*ck you and both can go a lot longer. Your jaw won't lock up either, compared to you going down on him. That goes for guys and girls giving blow jobs in something other than 69 (although the position is like a standing half 69 position I guess). Just sayin'... | |
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did the author intentionally name this thread 'How Come'? that's just the sort of naughty innuendo i really adore.  everyone's a fruit & nut case | |
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whistle said: did the author intentionally name this thread 'How Come'? that's just the sort of naughty innuendo i really adore.
or just bad english? | |
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ernestsewell said: thekidsgirl said: I'm all for some good vibrations, but honestly it can't compare to the warm wet touch of someone who knows what their doing down there
That goes for guys too. And people, STOP with the teeth! Also, jerking a guy off while you're mouth is hovering over the helmet of his dick is NOT a blow job! Worried about gag reflex? Lay on the bed on your back, and let your head hang off the edge of the bed so the world is suddenly upside down from your p.o.v. The guy can face f*ck you and both can go a lot longer. Your jaw won't lock up either, compared to you going down on him. i co-sign on this!!!! wooo hooo That goes for guys and girls giving blow jobs in something other than 69 (although the position is like a standing half 69 position I guess). Just sayin'... CO SIGNED!!!! DO IT [Edited 10/14/09 19:01pm] ~Live Free ... Be Wyld~AlwaysOnlyMakeBelieve - LiveUrLyfe... laissez le bon temps rouler...vivre sans être sauvage...हमेशा ही बना विश्वास ~Change and do so CONSTANTLY... |
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whistle said: did the author intentionally name this thread 'How Come'? that's just the sort of naughty innuendo i really adore.
LOL i like to play with words - although i can be incredibly ignorant and belligerent as well.. depends on my mood... ~Live Free ... Be Wyld~AlwaysOnlyMakeBelieve - LiveUrLyfe... laissez le bon temps rouler...vivre sans être sauvage...हमेशा ही बना विश्वास ~Change and do so CONSTANTLY... |
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speak for yourself. I can do pushups with my tongue. | |
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ernestsewell said: thekidsgirl said: I'm all for some good vibrations, but honestly it can't compare to the warm wet touch of someone who knows what their doing down there
That goes for guys too. And people, STOP with the teeth! Also, jerking a guy off while you're mouth is hovering over the helmet of his dick is NOT a blow job! Worried about gag reflex? Lay on the bed on your back, and let your head hang off the edge of the bed so the world is suddenly upside down from your p.o.v. The guy can face f*ck you and both can go a lot longer. Your jaw won't lock up either, compared to you going down on him. 
That goes for guys and girls giving blow jobs in something other than 69 (although the position is like a standing half 69 position I guess). Just sayin'... ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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