Real Life Barbie, Ken, & the Knife.... LAWD

I'm considering some minor work done. Nothing serious, just a slight eyebrow life, chemical peel to erase years in the Florida sun, maybe a plafful cleft put in my chin, and slight nose reduction to get rid of my large nostrils.


But these fools are insane.

C:\Otaassk~.exe




Seriously, this thread makes no fucking sense: http://prince.org/msg/15/321025

vivid is my new boo!

I think she wasn't bad looking to begin with. She looks good, tho.
Him? Not so much.

"...She's got electric boots, a mohair suit- You know I read it in a magazine ..." {Bennie & the Jets}

He should stop now

Statuesqque said:

He should stop now

he looks scary.

what's wif the clef chinned thingy??? what does haveing that say???

..and fukk both of them...bad as i need dentures right now.

her smile reminds me of jack nicholson as the joker..

Imagine having that Joker statue in your room and waking up to it looking at you.

I find it truly disturbing when people who look perfectly fine hack at themselves and implant pieces of plastic. If you're a burn victim (or the like) plastic surgery is a blessing. Otherwise.....I just don't know what to say. It's the ultimate in disgusting vanity.

That dude creeps me the fuck out! And he was handsome BEFORE the surgery! The fuck!?!

And as for that woman? Aw hell naw...

I really don't get it. I thought it was pretty sad when she said (paraphrasing), "I wasn't an attractive woman and was missing out on things other woman were getting." Then they showed her pic and she wasn't ugly at all.

"...She's got electric boots, a mohair suit- You know I read it in a magazine ..." {Bennie & the Jets}

He looks like an androgynous Keebler elf, not Ken doll.

JuliePurplehead said:

God DAMN there are a lot of dumb motherfuckers walking around! - George Carlin
Stalkerwomen of the world unite in delusion!!!!!

I'd rather make sweet, sweet love to that joker head than either one of them...

While she's clearly had an abundance of surgery (and needs to quit while she's ahead), she doesn't look butchered up at least. Ken Man, however, looks like he's trying to compete with Jocelyn Wildenstein, the Cat Lady

....and excuse me but who the hell gets bicep implants??? Dude, pick up a couple of designer water bottles and lift those every morning for chrissakes

Ottensen said:

While she's clearly had an abundance of surgery (and needs to quit while she's ahead), she doesn't look butchered up at least. Ken Man, however, looks like he's trying to compete with Jocelyn Wildenstein, the Cat Lady

....and excuse me but who the hell gets bicep implants??? Dude, pick up a couple of designer water bottles and lift those every morning for chrissakes

bboy, that gif was perfect!

"...She's got electric boots, a mohair suit- You know I read it in a magazine ..." {Bennie & the Jets}

Ottensen said:

While she's clearly had an abundance of surgery (and needs to quit while she's ahead), she doesn't look butchered up at least. Ken Man, however, looks like he's trying to compete with Jocelyn Wildenstein, the Cat Lady

....and excuse me but who the hell gets bicep implants??? Dude, pick up a couple of designer water bottles and lift those every morning for chrissakes

connorhawke said:

I find it truly disturbing when people who look perfectly fine hack at themselves and implant pieces of plastic. If you're a burn victim (or the like) plastic surgery is a blessing. Otherwise.....I just don't know what to say. It's the ultimate in disgusting vanity.

connorhawke said:

I find it truly disturbing when people who look perfectly fine hack at themselves and implant pieces of plastic. If you're a burn victim (or the like) plastic surgery is a blessing. Otherwise.....I just don't know what to say. It's the ultimate in disgusting vanity.

C:\Otaassk~.exe




Seriously, this thread makes no fucking sense: http://prince.org/msg/15/321025

vivid is my new boo!

Dan, I swear to GOD if you touch those nostrils.

bboy87 said:

Ottensen said:

While she's clearly had an abundance of surgery (and needs to quit while she's ahead), she doesn't look butchered up at least. Ken Man, however, looks like he's trying to compete with Jocelyn Wildenstein, the Cat Lady

....and excuse me but who the hell gets bicep implants??? Dude, pick up a couple of designer water bottles and lift those every morning for chrissakes

Dwayne The Rock Johnson had minor lypo on his pectorials

It's excessive but I do think she looks better.

The problem is she won't stop and will fuck it up or her body will eventually cave from all the surgeries.

Eww

just eww

If they like it and feel good then fine


I think they both look like 3 day old rewarmed poo poo

eww

The chick looks ok.

The dude is gross.

Humans are dumb as sh*t.

scary