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A new way to abduct a female. This is very scary! My Mom sent this email to me...
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Man, this has BS written all over it. No disrespect intended, but I'm calling my shot before I even hit Snopes. Second Funkiest White Man in America | |
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This was just on an episode of Sons of Anarchy. A woman ran up to "Gemma's" car screaming how her baby was choking. She went to check/help and got clocked in the head and kidnapped...
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Yeah, sorry - false.
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Moral of the story: If you see an old person screaming for help, just yell, "F--- off, rapist!" and run away! | |
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Efan said: Moral of the story: If you see an old person screaming for help, just yell, "F--- off, rapist!" and run away!
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RodeoSchro said: I did'nt think to check. Hopefully this doesn't give any real rapists ideas. Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach | |
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Sounds like another bullshit urban legend to me. A story like this, if it were real, would've appeared on the news somewhere, not as part of an email forward. We are stardust. We are golden.
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Efan said: Moral of the story: If you see an old person screaming for help, just yell, "F--- off, rapist!" and run away!
....or, send another female in first, if she gets raped, phew, close call! people who've recently made me `lol`squirrelgrease x2, IB, Pandurito, Anxiety, sammij, Imago, muirdo x2, graycap23, johnart x2, Timmy84, MrsM, errant, minneapolisgenius, Zombiekitten, Ace, whistle, CarrieMpls, 9s, MrSmoketoomuch, Fauxie, sermw. | |
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What about this? got this via email...
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DesireeNevermind said: What about this? got this via email...
PLEASE WARN YOUR CHILDREN, WIFE, SIGNIFICANT OTHER AND ANY FEMALE FRIEND OR FRIENDS THAT YOU HAVE ABOUT THIS EMAIL. A New Kind of Rape...( LADIES BE WARNED) This is a true story. PLEASE do not delete this before you read it!!!!! Who know's, what will they come up with next? Ladies be careful and don't get paranoiac but get smart and recognized dangers in the street and that could came from innocent children's faces too! The woman left the office after working hours and saw a little child crying on the road. Feeling pity for the child, she went to ask what happened. The child said, 'I am lost. Can you take me home please?' Then the child gave her a slip of paper and tells the woman where the address is. The woman, being an average kind person who didn't suspect anything took the child there. And there when they arrived at the child's home, the kind hearted woman pressed the door bell and she was electrocuted as the bell was wired with high voltage, and fainted. The next day when she woke up, she found herself in an empty house up in the hills, naked. Condoms were all thrown around with semen all over her and flowing from her body. There were at least about 20 condoms! She has not even seen her assailants. That's why nowadays crimes are targeted on kind people like her. Next time if the same situation occurs, never bring the child to the intended place. If the child insists, then bring the child to the police station. Lost children are best to sent to police stations. Please send this to all your female friends/colleagues, and your friends with girlfriends and friends with wives. It is better to receive this a thousand times than be a victim once! What is it with rapists these days, getting all fancy with their attacks? What's wrong with good old-fashioned rape? I blame television. I would advise anyone in this position to take the child to the nearest Target and get the female manager to check it out. http://www.snopes.com/cri...ldlure.asp people who've recently made me `lol`squirrelgrease x2, IB, Pandurito, Anxiety, sammij, Imago, muirdo x2, graycap23, johnart x2, Timmy84, MrsM, errant, minneapolisgenius, Zombiekitten, Ace, whistle, CarrieMpls, 9s, MrSmoketoomuch, Fauxie, sermw. | |
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DesireeNevermind said: What about this? got this via email...
PLEASE WARN YOUR CHILDREN, WIFE, SIGNIFICANT OTHER AND ANY FEMALE FRIEND OR FRIENDS THAT YOU HAVE ABOUT THIS EMAIL. A New Kind of Rape...( LADIES BE WARNED) This is a true story. PLEASE do not delete this before you read it!!!!! Who know's, what will they come up with next? Ladies be careful and don't get paranoiac but get smart and recognized dangers in the street and that could came from innocent children's faces too! The woman left the office after working hours and saw a little child crying on the road. Feeling pity for the child, she went to ask what happened. The child said, 'I am lost. Can you take me home please?' Then the child gave her a slip of paper and tells the woman where the address is. The woman, being an average kind person who didn't suspect anything took the child there. And there when they arrived at the child's home, the kind hearted woman pressed the door bell and she was electrocuted as the bell was wired with high voltage, and fainted. The next day when she woke up, she found herself in an empty house up in the hills, naked. Condoms were all thrown around with semen all over her and flowing from her body. There were at least about 20 condoms! She has not even seen her assailants. That's why nowadays crimes are targeted on kind people like her. Next time if the same situation occurs, never bring the child to the intended place. If the child insists, then bring the child to the police station. Lost children are best to sent to police stations. Please send this to all your female friends/colleagues, and your friends with girlfriends and friends with wives. It is better to receive this a thousand times than be a victim once! Never believe anything you get forwarded in an email. Chances are it's out and out bullshit, and at best it's only a half truth. If something like this were occurring it'd be reported by a reliable news source, not by friend of a friend of a friend word of mouth. We are stardust. We are golden.
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Efan said: Moral of the story: If you see an old person screaming for help, just yell, "F--- off, rapist!" and run away!
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DesireeNevermind said: The next day when she woke up, she found herself in an empty house up in the hills, naked. Condoms were all thrown around with semen all over her and flowing from her body. There were at least about 20 condoms!
I'm sorry, but Whyyyyy do people believe everything that crosses their inbox?? PLEASE check these two links before you repost this stuff: Click me! Click me too! 'Cause I ain't the same bird I used to be | |
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I love a good urban legend involving semen....the ol' Rod Stewart stomach pump one is one of my all time faves and a good go to story for church socials and bar mitzvahs... Pools are perfect for holding water. | |
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mcmeekle said: Efan said: Moral of the story: If you see an old person screaming for help, just yell, "F--- off, rapist!" and run away!
....or, send another female in first, if she gets raped, phew, close call! That's exactly what I was thinking! OMG - I bet there's a rapist in that vehicle. Let me send another woman over there. | |
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meow85 said: Sounds like another bullshit urban legend to me. A story like this, if it were real, would've appeared on the news somewhere, not as part of an email forward.
I remember hearing this one 20 years ago and then it was the Chadstone carpark and there was an axe in the back seat! When I was 16, I fully expected to be able to build my own KITT car.
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Oh, and in the evening, dont flash your headlights if you see a car with its lights off. It's a gang initiation and they will shoot at you. good thing I cook or else we'd starve to death...aint that a shame? | |
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xlr8r said: Oh, and in the evening, dont flash your headlights if you see a car with its lights off. It's a gang initiation and they will shoot at you.
Dammit man, you're takin' ALL the fun out of my initiations... REGISTER FOR SECRET SANTA 2009!! Go here NOW ---> http://prince.org/msg/100/323760
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How about we never leave our homes? It cuts down the risk of being raped or murdered.
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EmeraldSkies said: RodeoSchro said: I did'nt think to check. Hopefully this doesn't give any real rapists ideas. [Edited 9/25/09 22:12pm] may u live 2 see the dawn | |
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JuliePurplehead said: ...when you come to you'll have nothing to show for it but a stolen purse and a sore asshole.
look at the brightside, that's better than a stolen asshole... Pools are perfect for holding water. | |
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roodboi said: JuliePurplehead said: ...when you come to you'll have nothing to show for it but a stolen purse and a sore asshole.
look at the brightside, that's better than a stolen asshole... Or a sore purse. may u live 2 see the dawn | |
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Efan said: Moral of the story: If you see an old person screaming for help, just yell, "F--- off, rapist!" and run away!
Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach | |
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mcmeekle said: Efan said: Moral of the story: If you see an old person screaming for help, just yell, "F--- off, rapist!" and run away!
....or, send another female in first, if she gets raped, phew, close call! ....what iz WRONG with you! THE B EST
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myfavorite said: mcmeekle said: ....or, send another female in first, if she gets raped, phew, close call! ....what iz WRONG with you! It's called a sense of humor. Having one is terminal but, apparently, not as catching as they say. | |
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This reminds me of the way Ted Bundy used to lure his victims to his car, pretend he had a fractured arm and was trying to haul furniture. Also the movie "Silence of the lambs". Prince: .... shut up already, damn! | |
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roodboi said: I love a good urban legend involving semen....the ol' Rod Stewart stomach pump one is one of my all time faves and a good go to story for church socials and bar mitzvahs...
[Edited 9/25/09 17:18pm] I thought that was Marc Almond... "Mo chuisle mo chroí" All day, all night...You can be my baby, I'll make you feel alright... | |
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MrsGoodnight said: roodboi said: I love a good urban legend involving semen....the ol' Rod Stewart stomach pump one is one of my all time faves and a good go to story for church socials and bar mitzvahs...
[Edited 9/25/09 17:18pm] I thought that was Marc Almond... might have been a Backstreet Boy... Pools are perfect for holding water. | |
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roodboi said: MrsGoodnight said: I thought that was Marc Almond... might have been a Backstreet Boy... Was it you Roody? Is that why you brought it up... is there something you'd like to share with the group? We're all here for you and we're not here to judge... "Mo chuisle mo chroí" All day, all night...You can be my baby, I'll make you feel alright... | |
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