Daaaaamn Khloe You Might Need to Slow Down . . . New Edition of Hot Messes

Khloe Kardashian dating Los Angeles Lakers forward Lamar Odom

Kourtney and Kim Kardashian can't steal all the spotlight!

While older sister Kourtney has been showing off her expanding baby bump and younger sis Kim is hogging attention with her bikini body and endless hairstyles, Khloe Kardashian has found love.

The star of E!'s "Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami" is dating Los Angeles Lakers forward Lamar Odom, Hollyscoop.com reports.

The new couple, who "instantly hit it off" when they first met August 27th at the Ron Artest party at Hollywood hotspot Halo, didn't hide their affection for each other when they partied at West Hollywood's Guys and Dolls on Thursday.

"He was holding her hand and every time a good song came on, she would pull him up to dance and steal kisses here and there," a source told Usmagazine.com. "There is no denying the chemistry between those two."

And luckily for Odom, the Kardashian family approves of the reality star's new beau.

"They're very, very happy," sister Kim told People.com. "They've been together a few weeks, and are literally inseparable. Khloe thinks he's amazing and makes her laugh and smile constantly."

The same could be said about Kardashian, 25, who Odom says is "smart and beautiful and that is very hard to find."

Odom, 29, just signed a four-year, $33 million contract with the Lakers and helped them win the NBA Championship in June.

You don't need directions and you don't need cash. From your Jimmy Choos to your Ultralash. ~ Prince
And when the groove is dead and gone, you know that Love survives so we can rock FOREVER. ~ RIP MJ

She's been with all kinds of NBA and NFL players this year alone. Daaaaamn . . . hope they're wrapping that shit up.

How he gon' go from Taraji to that???
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You don't need directions and you don't need cash. From your Jimmy Choos to your Ultralash. ~ Prince
And when the groove is dead and gone, you know that Love survives so we can rock FOREVER. ~ RIP MJ

Graycap23 said:

You don't need directions and you don't need cash. From your Jimmy Choos to your Ultralash. ~ Prince
And when the groove is dead and gone, you know that Love survives so we can rock FOREVER. ~ RIP MJ

SCNDLS said:

Graycap23 said:

You know she got her eye on them $33 stacks.

Yet ANOTHER example of why you don't shit where you eat :poop:

'Dancing' Couple Calls Off Engagement

Did "Dancing with the Stars" real-life couple Karina Smirnoff and Maksim Chmerkovskiy split up?

The pair, who got engaged last New Year's Eve, are no longer together, a rep for Smirnoff tells ET.

Smirnoff and Chmerkovskiy will have to see each other at least twice a week starting on September 21 when the new season of "Dancing with the Stars" premieres on ABC. Smirnoff is partnered with Aaron Carter and Chmerkovskiy will take the dance floor with Debi Mazar this season.

You don't need directions and you don't need cash. From your Jimmy Choos to your Ultralash. ~ Prince
And when the groove is dead and gone, you know that Love survives so we can rock FOREVER. ~ RIP MJ

Graycap23 said:

SCNDLS said:

You know she got her eye on them $33 stacks.

These ball players need 2 make better choices.

uPtoWnNY said:

Graycap23 said:

uPtoWnNY said:

Graycap23 said:

At what point do we "learn" anything? Bru's better reconize what the GAME is.....

We don't because it feels TOO DAMN GOOD!

This thread needs pictures.
Khloe and her boyfriend of the week:


Max and Karina:

SCNDLS said:

She's been with all kinds of NBA and NFL players this year alone. Daaaaamn . . . hope they're wrapping that shit up.

How he gon' go from Taraji to that???
[Edited 9/9/09 8:46am]

PaisleyPark5083 said:

This thread needs pictures.
Khloe and her boyfriend of the week:


Max and Karina:

You don't need directions and you don't need cash. From your Jimmy Choos to your Ultralash. ~ Prince
And when the groove is dead and gone, you know that Love survives so we can rock FOREVER. ~ RIP MJ

SCNDLS said:

PaisleyPark5083 said:

This thread needs pictures.
Khloe and her boyfriend of the week:


Max and Karina:

Thanks hun, I was being a lazy ass.

phunkdaddy said:

SCNDLS said:

She's been with all kinds of NBA and NFL players this year alone. Daaaaamn . . . hope they're wrapping that shit up.

How he gon' go from Taraji to that???
[Edited 9/9/09 8:46am]

It's crazy but i've heard a few cats that think Kloe's hot.
And didn't the cat from 106 & park swap spit with her
on her tv show.
Nothing against Kloe but the only one of those sisters
i find hot is Kim. I would lose my damn mind over that
nana too like Reggie did.

You don't need directions and you don't need cash. From your Jimmy Choos to your Ultralash. ~ Prince
And when the groove is dead and gone, you know that Love survives so we can rock FOREVER. ~ RIP MJ

SCNDLS said:

phunkdaddy said:

It's crazy but i've heard a few cats that think Kloe's hot.
And didn't the cat from 106 & park swap spit with her
on her tv show.
Nothing against Kloe but the only one of those sisters
i find hot is Kim. I would lose my damn mind over that
nana too like Reggie did.

She's not ugly but the skank factor on all them broads is pretty damn high. I would proceed with major caution.

phunkdaddy said:

SCNDLS said:

She's been with all kinds of NBA and NFL players this year alone. Daaaaamn . . . hope they're wrapping that shit up.

How he gon' go from Taraji to that???
[Edited 9/9/09 8:46am]

It's crazy but i've heard a few cats that think Kloe's hot.
And didn't the cat from 106 & park swap spit with her
on her tv show.
Nothing against Kloe but the only one of those sisters
i find hot is Kim. I would lose my damn mind over that
nana too like Reggie did.

Graycap23 said:

SCNDLS said:

She's not ugly but the skank factor on all them broads is pretty damn high. I would proceed with major caution.

Proceed? How about walking the other way.....and NOT looking back.

You don't need directions and you don't need cash. From your Jimmy Choos to your Ultralash. ~ Prince
And when the groove is dead and gone, you know that Love survives so we can rock FOREVER. ~ RIP MJ

PaisleyPark5083 said:

phunkdaddy said:

It's crazy but i've heard a few cats that think Kloe's hot.
And didn't the cat from 106 & park swap spit with her
on her tv show.
Nothing against Kloe but the only one of those sisters
i find hot is Kim. I would lose my damn mind over that
nana too like Reggie did.

I think all 3 sisters are attractive:

You don't need directions and you don't need cash. From your Jimmy Choos to your Ultralash. ~ Prince
And when the groove is dead and gone, you know that Love survives so we can rock FOREVER. ~ RIP MJ

SCNDLS said:

Graycap23 said:

Proceed? How about walking the other way.....and NOT looking back.

Okay . . . how 'bout proceed in a hazmat suit???

SCNDLS said:

PaisleyPark5083 said:

I think all 3 sisters are attractive:

They look like a family of strippin' streetwalkers.

Graycap23 said:

SCNDLS said:

Okay . . . how 'bout proceed in a hazmat suit???

How about find an educated woman with something going 4 herslf besides what these folks are KNOWN 4?

You don't need directions and you don't need cash. From your Jimmy Choos to your Ultralash. ~ Prince
And when the groove is dead and gone, you know that Love survives so we can rock FOREVER. ~ RIP MJ

SCNDLS said:

phunkdaddy said:

It's crazy but i've heard a few cats that think Kloe's hot.
And didn't the cat from 106 & park swap spit with her
on her tv show.
Nothing against Kloe but the only one of those sisters
i find hot is Kim. I would lose my damn mind over that
nana too like Reggie did.

She's not ugly but the skank factor on all them broads is pretty damn high. I would proceed with major caution.

SCNDLS said:

Graycap23 said:

How about find an educated woman with something going 4 herslf besides what these folks are KNOWN 4?

Now you're just talking nonsense. Why on Earf would a baller want all that when he can have community pussy???

SCNDLS said:

phunkdaddy said:

SCNDLS said:

She's not ugly but the skank factor on all them broads is pretty damn high. I would proceed with major caution.

The skank factor is good and a turn on sometimes as long
as it brings something good to the table too.

You don't need directions and you don't need cash. From your Jimmy Choos to your Ultralash. ~ Prince
And when the groove is dead and gone, you know that Love survives so we can rock FOREVER. ~ RIP MJ

SCNDLS said:

phunkdaddy said:

The skank factor is good and a turn on sometimes as long
as it brings something good to the table too.

Freaky is good, skank is not.

SCNDLS said:

PaisleyPark5083 said:

I think all 3 sisters are attractive:

They look like a family of strippin' streetwalkers.

Graycap23 said:

SCNDLS said:

They look like a family of strippin' streetwalkers.

I wouldn't touch them with your hands.....

You don't need directions and you don't need cash. From your Jimmy Choos to your Ultralash. ~ Prince
And when the groove is dead and gone, you know that Love survives so we can rock FOREVER. ~ RIP MJ

SCNDLS said:

Graycap23 said:

I wouldn't touch them with your hands.....

And I'd slap you first . . .