bathroom etiquette at work

CareerBuilder writers
We're no prudes, but as a rule we avoid discussing restroom habits in public. It's just not an appropriate topic for most conversations. Yet, as the years go by and we spend more time in a professional setting, restroom behavior has become the inconsiderate, unsanitary elephant in the room.
We're overcoming our apprehension and kicking down the stall doors to expose the bad restroom practices that are driving us (and your co-workers) crazy. Considering that men and women often have different experiences in these situations, we're giving you both perspectives.
Here is some restroom etiquette for you to keep in mind at work. (Feel free to print this out and tape it up in your workplace washrooms.) Warning: Given the content of this article -- bathroom behaviors -- please be aware that it's a little bit more crass than usual.


1. Flush the toilet
She says: It's a pretty simple lesson you learned when you were three years young. No one wants to see what you made in the potty, so when you're done, flush it down.
He says: Luckily, guys can often avoid going into the stalls and thus dodge this issue completely. There are times, however, when the stall is the only option, and it's fair to say flushing benefits everyone, regardless of gender.


2. Talking across stalls
She says: This one could be personal preference rather than etiquette. Personally, I find it very strange and a little uncomfortable when a colleague starts asking about my weekend while I'm using the bathroom. Can you please wait until we're washing our hands?
He says: This goes for the urinals, too. If it's just two friends in the restroom, it might not be so bad, but once someone else enters, silence is best. Not everyone wants to hear about what you did this weekend -- it's like talking loudly in your cubicle, only more awkward.


3. Dripping on the seat
She says: I'm pretty sure this is another lesson we learned back in kindergarten. I understand that many women don't like to fully sit on the toilet seat for fear of germs. But doesn't it make you a hypocrite to leave your urine splattered on the seat for the next person to enjoy?
He says: Guys are just as guilty, though I dare say it's less about germs and more about carelessness. Whatever the reason, clean up!


4. "That time of the month"
She says: Without going into too much detail, every woman knows the rules when it comes to our favorite time of the month. Wrap it up and throw it away. Enough said.
He says: Um, TMI. But, most of us probably have not had to deal with this in a men's room (though unisex restrooms are a different story). But for the sake of solidarity, I throw my support behind this, too.


5. Oh, and, wash your hands
She says: I know where your hands just were -- you could at least pretend to wash them. What would your boss think if he knew you just shook his hand after using the restroom, fixing your hair and adjusting your undergarments? Wash up, people!
He says: Yes. A million times yes. I know that we can maneuver carefully and take a trip to the restroom without touching anything other than our belt, but we should still wash our hands. The worst offense remains when a guy comes out of the stall, fixes his hair and straightens his clothes, then walks right out the door. A few seconds of soap and water can kill germs and save co-worker anxiety.


6. Leave the sales pitch outside
He says: Bathroom chitchat should be kept to a minimum, and I don't think much more than a "Hey" should be exchanged in most situations. A true party foul, however, occurs when you try to network, make a business transaction or introduce yourself in the restroom. The last thing I want to do near the sinks is take your business card or shake your hand.
She says: This must be a guy thing, because I have yet to hear about a business opportunity other than happy hour mentioned in the bathroom. But, I second the motion to save your "Nice to meet you's" for after you exit the bathroom door.


7. Choose your reading material carefully
He says: If you're the kind of guy who likes to catch up on the morning news while you visit the restroom, that's your business. But please don't enter the stall with a stack of documents that you might be passing out to colleagues later. When you put a memo in front of me, all I'll be thinking is, "Was this on the bathroom floor?"
She says: Ew; do guys really do that? I've always felt that bringing reading material to the bathroom is a dude's deal, not to mention highly revolting. It's like telling the whole office what you're about to do. Most females get in and get out, so no reading material is necessary. Again though, I'm with Anthony on this one -- if you need some light reading in the stall, stick with the newspaper.


8. No phones, please
He says: If you're on the phone, I feel sorry for the person you're talking to. But it's particularly annoying because when you start talking, other people initially think you're talking to them and confusion ensues. Plus, we don't know if we're supposed to wait to flush or wash our hands until there's a pause in the conversation so we don't interrupt your call.
She says: Not to mention the fact that I don't want whomever you're talking to on the phone to hear me using the restroom. Sure, we're in a semi-public place, but I don't advertise your bathroom behaviors to my friends, do I? (Well, aside from this article...)


9. Don't get towel greedy
He says: By now you should be environmentally conscious, so using 10 paper towels when two will do is unacceptable. Not to mention it uses up the towel supply quickly and means I'll be the guy who has wet hands and nowhere to dry them.
She says: You know what else towel greediness means? A wet spot on the front of my pants -- and in a place where you never want one. Seriously, at least in the women's restroom, there are usually towels around the sink area to absorb the extra water that we tend to splash around when (and if) washing our hands. When people overuse the towels and leave none left to absorb the extra liquid, my pants do that job instead when I lean against the sink to powder my nose. You're welcome, towel stealers.

I heard from a surgeon that if you dont wash your hands for at least 30 seconds your not getting any germs off anyway

If you have to do something kicking and screaming and tearing down others with your "self love" words- maybe you shouldn't be doing it in the first place.

>>>He says: This goes for the urinals, too. If it's just two friends in the restroom, it might not be so bad, but once someone else enters, silence is best. Not everyone wants to hear about what you did this weekend -- it's like talking loudly in your cubicle, only more awkward.<<<<

talking at the urinals ...some things are acceptable others are just weird.

a brief comment with a stranger at a sporting event about the game . Or a brief exchange with a friend or someone you know ...ok.


But seriously... at a bar this one guy i was standing next to at the urinal goes on and on about how this one girl hes talking to.. he could easily take home but he knows he probably wont be able to get his dick hard because hes way too drunk . and Im supposed to respond how?
[Edited 9/4/09 11:51am]

"don't lock yourself in there for more than 20 minutes per day or the others will become suspicious of you".

If you sprinkle when you tinkle
Please be neat and wipe the seat.

Also...every other stall, people! There is nothing I hate more than going into a totally empty restroom with a whole bank of stalls, choosing one, and then - two minutes later - having someone lumber into the stall right next to mine.

How about observing the "zone," dumbass?

Genesia said:

If you sprinkle when you tinkle
Please be neat and wipe the seat.

Also...every other stall, people! There is nothing I hate more than going into a totally empty restroom with a whole bank of stalls, choosing one, and then - two minutes later - having someone lumber into the stall right next to mine.

How about observing the "zone," dumbass?

Genesia said:

Also...every other stall, people! There is nothing I hate more than going into a totally empty restroom with a whole bank of stalls, choosing one, and then - two minutes later - having someone lumber into the stall right next to mine.

How about observing the "zone," dumbass?

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
"Time for me to exit into the night"

Hell, I'm white and I be damned if I would live somewhere that has no black folks. I would die of boredom. -vainandy

Anxiety said:

Genesia said:

If you sprinkle when you tinkle
Please be neat and wipe the seat.

Also...every other stall, people! There is nothing I hate more than going into a totally empty restroom with a whole bank of stalls, choosing one, and then - two minutes later - having someone lumber into the stall right next to mine.

How about observing the "zone," dumbass?

that peeves me AND creeps me out at the same time.

I have total public bathroom phobia. Is there a clinical word for it?

I just can't go. Only if I really have to. I am talking about #2 by the way.....ewwww.