I have a shitty roommate

I'm not looking for advice, because the problem/s is being dealt with.

I just want to break things right now. Preferably her face. But, seeing as that course of action is wholly counterproductive, can I get some hugs or something?

Roommate stuff can really suck sometimes. I had the devil live with me the last year of college.

hokie said:

Roommate stuff can really suck sometimes. I had the devil live with me the last year of college.

Oh man! I know the feeling

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
"Time for me to exit into the night"

Hell, I'm white and I be damned if I would live somewhere that has no black folks. I would die of boredom. -vainandy

Lemme know if you need me to come to Canada and crack some skulls for ya

You are awesome for keeping your cool!
[Edited 9/2/09 15:08pm]

I've been through that, it's not fun

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Thanks everyone. Dealing with this person over the summer has added so much more stress than necessary to an admittedly already not-so-great situation. (landlord issues) I have to admit that even I'm a bit surprised I've been able to hold it together until this morning. Must mean I'm finally turning into a grownup or some shit.

to each of you.

I think I counted 12 different people that I've lived with the odds were high that at least 2 were psychotic.

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I feel you

I will NEVER live with other people again!

Right now I live with family....so irritating!!

I had a roommate once who was screwing in the house, and threw the condom in his trash and the dogs found it and dragged it all around the house. Fucking nasty!!!

Fart in her pillow. It's the right thing to do.

JuliePurplehead said:

lol...as I type about my irritating family, the kid is in his room throwing and tantrum and crying all loud that his head hurts. So I just had a little talk with him about throwing tantrums and making his own headache worse when he could have politely knocked on my door and asked for the damn children's ibuprofen that he KNOWS I have for him. What a wuss!! (he's 8)

I just gave him a heaping shot of ibuprofen AND benadryl! He should sleep real good...

Pure drama child!

For your roommate
For you:

Irish Diplomacy: The art of telling someone to go to hell, and having them look forward to the trip.

My give a damn is busted.

BklynBabe said:

lol...as I type about my irritating family, the kid is in his room throwing and tantrum and crying all loud that his head hurts. So I just had a little talk with him about throwing tantrums and making his own headache worse when he could have politely knocked on my door and asked for the damn children's ibuprofen that he KNOWS I have for him. What a wuss!! (he's 8)

I just gave him a heaping shot of ibuprofen AND benadryl! He should sleep real good...

Pure drama child!

ZombieKitten said:

JuliePurplehead said:

Fart in her pillow. It's the right thing to do.

Sewing prawns into her curtain hems would always be wise

ZombieKitten said:

My middle one who is 7 is exactly the same he is ALWAYS the victim in every situation - he can't seem to grasp that he can, with his own actions, direct the consequences!

BklynBabe said:

ZombieKitten said:

My middle one who is 7 is exactly the same he is ALWAYS the victim in every situation - he can't seem to grasp that he can, with his own actions, direct the consequences!

LOL what is with that attitude? I swear this "woe is me" shit is just silly.

Like he just thought "let me whine at the top of my lungs until auntie comes out to see what my problem is"

I'm like "lil dude, what is the deal. do you think I have children's ibuprofen for myself?" He's like "no" "Then ask NICELY for it and your problem could be solved"

I think the best part is not 10 minutes earlier he was asking to play....knowing it was bedtime.

the best part of dealing with kids is teaching them to ask nicely for stuff

....and then saying "no"

BklynBabe said:

the best part of dealing with kids is teaching them to ask nicely for stuff

....and then saying "no"

PEEIN' @ preferably her face.

But of course you can get some hugs.

Fart in her mouth while she's sleeping.

PunkMistress said:

johnart said:

PunkMistress said:

Fart in her mouth while she's sleeping.

What if she's into that?

Note to self: definitely never rooming with anyone again, especially if they have peeing and farting issues.....

teabag anyone?


also good is expanding on the asshand trick seen in "Mallrats" but you do her car doors and her doorknob and her drawer handles and so forth...











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BklynBabe said:

ZombieKitten said:

JuliePurplehead said:

Fart in her pillow. It's the right thing to do.

Sewing prawns into her curtain hems would always be wise

Thank you so much everyone. It's even to get digital hugs when you're in a bad mood.