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Thread started 07/31/09 12:28am

funkpill

A Man Was Sitting On The Edge Of The Bed

Observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her birthday,
he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms,
and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!


He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide,
the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
'Well Dear, what was it like being six again??'


Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.






"I meant my dress size, you dumb a$$!" confused
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Reply #1 posted 07/31/09 1:08am

Aelis

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lol
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Reply #2 posted 07/31/09 1:13am

Serious

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giggle
With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A....
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Reply #3 posted 07/31/09 6:11am

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cream.
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Reply #4 posted 07/31/09 8:30am

sammij

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falloff i had an idea of where that joke was going lol


happy friday funk! woot! hug
...the little artist that could...
[...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...]
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Reply #5 posted 07/31/09 9:10am

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sammij said:

falloff i had an idea of where that joke was going lol


happy friday funk! woot! hug

As the sizes are different here I didn't have any lol.
With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A....
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Reply #6 posted 07/31/09 12:14pm

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spit loved that!
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Reply #7 posted 07/31/09 12:25pm

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falloff

Happy Friday Funkhoney!!

hug
I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #8 posted 07/31/09 2:45pm

morningsong

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well he tried.
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Reply #9 posted 07/31/09 6:26pm

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lol
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Reply #10 posted 07/31/09 11:52pm

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HAHAHAHAHA that was cute!!! biggrin
One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111


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Reply #11 posted 08/01/09 5:05pm

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spit
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Reply #12 posted 08/01/09 9:06pm

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falloff
i gotta get out more....
sun 'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..' sun

in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair..
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Reply #13 posted 08/01/09 10:54pm

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Cute joke biggrin
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